Ivan is
Rusya, here are lectures on physical culture
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Ruslan
thank you)

Ivan is
You are one "thank you"you will not get away))

Ruslan
Fuck the question, thank you again.)

Ivan is
This is another matter :D

to you:

Two brothers, residents of the U.S. state of Pennsylvania, have been ordered to remove their toys and Christmas ornaments from the courtyard.
The authorities of the Ross settlement ordered the brothers Robert and William Anselm to get rid of the jewelry until May 29. Otherwise, the men will be threatened with a fine of $3,000.
That fucking democracy.

Why the fucking? It is the most standard democracy. Certainly some neighbors did not like "Christmas" in May, they complained to the authorities, the authorities ordered to remove it. And it is in a place where man can decorate what he thinks.

Or do you sincerely believe that democracy is when people have lots of freedoms and everyone can do what they want? I have to disappoint you. Democracy is the power of the majority. This is when if you are one and ten against you, then you will be forced to do as the ten said. Even if you absolutely know that they are idiots and you have the right to do differently.
For the fullness of the picture, it remains only to add that the majority of people are idiots. And a good half of the stories from this site is a clear confirmation of that.

The European Commission is disappointed by the ban on the gay parade in Kiev.

Not the pirates.

A watch is a wristband with which a person voluntarily attachs himself to time.

I felt birth struggles, it was in the summer. In panic, not finding the bag, I began to put everything I could need for childbirth in my husband’s backpack. I took my happy shirt and fur winter hat, just she's happy with me. In a state of affection, together with the nose and stomach forward, I drove to the nursery, good that our town is small. In the reception room, I asked the doctor that I must have all the things I brought with me, they are happy with me, I understand that it is not appropriate, but I will thank you financially for this, only please do not ask questions about things, I have a point. The doctor's eyes burned, he said, saying no question, I will order. I gave the doctor $100, I said it was a prepayment, the doctor just jumped off of joy. They took me to the chamber, and I already have such a condition, I don't understand anything from the clashes, my sister brings a wheelchair and gives me things, I look at the nightclub lying there, my wool cap and hockey hockey. I asked what it was and why, what the sister replied, dress everything and quickly, the doctor said that everything should be dressed for you. I don’t think about anything, the doctor said, so I need to, maybe the skirts are dressed so that I don’t run away. They take me through the hospital in a shirt, a clothed hat and skirts. People look at me with huge eyes, even acquaintances got out of work and don't even say hello, but strangely look at me, I think probably in the summer I wasted a warm hat. They took me to the chamber, helped me to get up on the chair in skis, I lay so interesting with my legs set and I think all the hell on me skis dressed. The doctor runs, and cries at the sister, saying why the bowls are not wrapped with bandages? Or do you want me to cut it off? The sisters swing the skates, I somehow calmed down, because of them, the doctor wasn't even surprised, and also the sisters rushed, you can see their know-how, I read about birth in the water, but to skate, the first time I see. But I still see that somehow they look at me with distrust, and doctors will come in, look at me and grab my mouth and run out, I hear the whistle in the hallway, I think, yet in vain I warm my hat in the summer dress. We brought another baby, placed next to the chair, I look at her without skates, I don’t understand... I ask the doctor, and why is she without skates? Doctor, he said, so she did not ask them to dress, and you were lying in your backpack... they ordered it themselves!!! And then I discovered these skates, they were in my husband's backpack, and I was in a state of affection and didn't notice. I explained the situation to them, the rugging started at its fullest, they say, and we said all your references from a psychiatrist have been reviewed before you have the rugging, and the money has been paid for it... maybe you want my son to be a hockey player, you asked yourself for unnecessary questions not to ask... Born under the general rugging, I was very fast and did not have to struggle, I only remember the faces of doctors and my friends when I was ridden in the corridor and rugging me. So she gave birth to her son.

If two people have an apple, and they have changed them, they still have one apple. If they have an idea, and they have changed them, then they now have two ideas. If they have a secret, and they have changed them, they no longer have secrets.

If a programmer is sitting at work for 10 minutes without doing anything, he moves to sleep mode.

Women invented hysterics, headaches, critical days, the word “capricorn”, the phrases “how stupid I was” and “you don’t love me...”

GSM and frequency scraping. But it was some sort of extreme shoe :)

"You will not be offended if I say no"

From personal experience. You’ve done something wrong, for example, you’ve been out for a long time. And instead of excitement, she had such a subtle feeling that now she will again be bored and unskilled to fuck. Sex in this situation is better to cancel.

p.s But it’s better to say "I’m already offended" than to joke "Of course not, dear". And even better turn the head back, the cock can still be turned off.

Communists are humorous! There was an announcement that yesterday they had to turn off the water for a day. He poured water into all the pots and canisters. But! Instead of water, turn off the light. He laughed and poured out almost all the water. I took a shower this morning, but there was no water.

Q: I think it might be worth changing the profession and becoming a psychoanalyst?
WOW: Do you really give up the sacred business of system administration in order to solve other people’s problems with the head?
XHH: Is system administration something else?

Alexey: Fuck, I slept by an earthquake (
Alice: the horse)))))
Alexandra : Aha))
Alice: Nothing, predict another earthquake during this or next year.
The most important thing is the day.)
Alice: These were Swedes I knew who took tours to different countries for their fellow citizens. We arrived somewhere like Thailand, and there after a week of bats - a cataclysm. They are all asked how they will return home, and they are enthusiastically answered - to a quiet Sweden? There is an earthquake, a tsunami, life is boiling, we will stay for a couple of weeks)

Press Release of Earthquake News

Andrei Ovcharenko: Moscow center, brick house on the 7th floor - it was tangible.

Anton Lutkov: Decent people do not live in the center of Moscow and even in a brick house, you are apparently a deputy!

The whole spring my husband complained that his socks were missing. Constantly buying new, in a week again to wear nothing. And yesterday I cleaned my warm shoes, and in the shoe box I found ALL his socks. Dirty, curled, carefully hidden.
I swept, of course.
Now the question: where to hang the sixty-seven pairs of clean socks?! to

by onliner.by From the discussion of the news:" Russian paid 1.2 million euros for a flight into space in the company with DiCaprio"
Imad: Being with Dicaprio on the same large ship is a bad sign))

xxx: And I remember in my youth in the military commando I enter the door with an incomprehensible tablet "doctor-specialist", there a woman is sitting at the table and writing something.I sit on the contrary, I try to move the chair more conveniently, so I am barely taken away from it with the cry "CHEAT BACK!" In place!".And then she writes like nothing else has happened. I’m on the baggage, I think "Shazanouta some..."Anne is not. The opposite is a psychiatrist.

And yes - the surgeon also crumbled, and LOR - badly heard)

News in VC:
"American boy Scouts decided to accept gay in their ranks."
First comment, 35 likes in 10 minutes:
"The fire will burn each other"

In life, of course, there are coincidences, but to the place of the DTP comes an emergency commissioner by the name of Rex...

I never understood why many TV clips go without sound, accompanied by music from another source. The acquaintance, who went to drink coffee in a state of thoughtfulness, almost got a break in the pattern, watching Gazmanov accompanied by the choir Alexandrov performing Nothing else matters with the voice of James Hatfield.

Krasus: Happiness was a gun
Tagged: hat
Krasus: I came to the jur.division of vision to put
I have a girl there asking.
Krasus: What if I connect a laptop and a computer on the USB, nothing will happen?
Krasus: No, it won’t happen
Krasus: Involves and there and there Yusb
Krasus: Why is nothing happening?? to