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My neighbors love me. A father says to his little son today: "Nikita, if you are still going to be a mother, you will get a puddle from me!"

Our neighbors lived here, my mom and my 16-year-old daughter. Then I hear a whisper behind the wall:
M: Oh you are crazy!
D: You are crazy!
Thank you very much, daughter!

You like to think of yourself as a believer not so much because you really believe, but because in religious books you find justifications for your actions and lifestyle. The Bible does this better than any other book. In it everyone finds something about which he can say, "I do exactly the same, and it's good," after which his heartbeat blows up to incredible limits and he considers himself the only worthy, among all "these," about which, by the way, there is also written, but bad. There is no sin for which there is no justification in the Bible. And all thanks to one magical word – "repentance".
I prefer justice. And if there really is an afterlife, then I would rather honestly answer for every deed in hell with other equally honest people than go to heaven, full of hypocrites, and rejoice with a whimpering smile that I have been avenged.

Every summer I go abroad to meet millions. Poland >_<

Okay, we’ve been together a long time, I’ve gotten used to a lot.
I understand that the diet is sax.
xxx: I understand that sometimes it breaks, stresses and all that, and you eat the nutella with the spoonful.
I’ll let you still understand why you’re shut up for this in the toilet.
XXX is. Please please. If you want to have a relationship...
XXX is stopped. The exit. from. The toilet. Depending on. The Fingers. and a bed. I really get fat.

From comments to headphones for 221 000 rubles.

Help me to choose!! What is better to buy, a car or headphones?? to
Yyy: Better headphones, they are safer! You can crash in the car, and in the headphones just get dumb!

Did you go to the jewel?
He came out of the mist,
I drank half a glass of vodka.
I pulled out the scarf, the sausage:
"Good in the native forest!"
The silent song continued.
I cried about the unfulfilled.
Looking into an empty glass.
He went into the mist again.

My wife works in a kindergarten and says:
The girl accidentally pushed the boy from behind, and he turns and says:
"You are a dog!"
The teacher said to her:"ay-ai-ai, said, it is not so!" And the boy replied to her:
"Oh, daddy to mom always says that!"
And the teachers of our daughter said, “You don’t know what we all know about you!”
And when they were accused of inadequate behavior by the child’s words, the answer was: “Let’s agree: we won’t believe everything your children say about you unless you believe everything they say about us!”

Here is the advice:

All the things, wives/girlfriends take with you "for company" for shopping. Take it and go with her to the gun store! Especially if you have a license to buy something to "choose, touch, sample everything you like."Yes, not forgetting to say in the beginning: We are for a minute.

and----

Oh, such a thought had visited me once. Only I, then turned to everything about spinning, pulled my own into an impressive size fishing store. Literally from the threshold I heard her "WOW, HOW THING IS INTERESTING" and until she re-examined and touched the thousands of shining flashes and hundreds of bright floods, we didn't leave, forty minutes there wandered. And I just wanted to buy the thread on the shovel, even a little bit prepared in advance without delivery.

From comments to the news about the dismissal of the designer Samsung Galaxy S5

Alaska 14
And who has been dismissed: the one who holds or the one who circumcises?

In 2030, Russia will begin dynamically exploring the moon.
Take Siberia first.

If Fate gives you a choice, it is not Fate.

I live in Stockholm, my son is in eighth grade. Yesterday I got a soap from his school director.
Dear parents! Look at the painting of your child. Take action immediately. School is not a place to express political views.
Further, the attachment of the belt portrait of a man with a swastika, a tail from his head.
I answer.
Dear Director. Thank you so much for taking care of our son. We know that the school must remain politically and religiously neutral. Since both of my grandparents were real heroes in the fight against fascism on the sidelines of the Second World War, and both grandmothers were heroes of the rear, this picture is not an agitation of political views, but illustrates family traditions. Like my ancestors spent five years of youth. Thanks again for the care.
kissing and hugging,
The Parents.

Come on fucking.

The police just called at my door. When I opened it, they said my dog was chasing a man on a bicycle.
I sent them off because my dog had no and never had a bicycle!

I can not clarify:
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I look, people began to appear who do not know or have recently learned about Chechen militants, such as Ushat Pomoev, Podryv Ustoev, Rulon Oboev and so on... And began to wave the Bulgarians and so on. "The beard" has these humorous names already wrapped under the ass. People are all the same :)

And what about such famous personalities as Japanese motorcyclist Toyama Tokanava, Czech journalist Jerzy Nedelnik, French tennis player Michel Dolbanu and many others.
Well friends, is it possible? Jerzy Nedelnik can only be a Polish, and the Czech - Maczal Cats.
And, I will add, the French: de'Peu de'Bluy, and also, the Turkish: Taburet Abrigai

Here is :

"xxx: I was driving, you know, today in the tram. Suddenly, the radio broadcaster got a spell and he said, “Be careful! The street of Panfilova".
XXX: Before going out, I thought about it."

This is also the case in the Moscow metro. He said "Be careful. The city of Lubyanka". I remembered the 37th year and I went...

<Angelofnet> <the bad voice mentally pulls out the snarin song> Space maps sent to the tablets with keys and crack, so as not to pay the bugs.

No one noticed the seats.
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People who always know better than the authorities what to do, always painted a picture:
You are a ruler in difficult times. Imagine that you are a good and good ruler.
And, the boldest assumption, you are a wise ruler.

And now you see with your mind that there are actually only two options. Or pour the blood on the soil of the country, suppress potential rebels (at the same time, a million-two innocent people will fall under the cradle, but otherwise it doesn’t work out), blow up a bloody tyrant, but stay in power, with a whole country.
Or to be kind to the end, to forgive and admonish, to allow rallies, to let go of the murderers, to extend a quiet existence for some time.
As a result, get an explosion that will destroy you and shed blood on your country, it is already whole.

It doesn’t matter what choice you make, it’s important that you really know how to do it. Ready for that choice? And if you are sure of everything, and you rush to decide and judge, are you a normal person at all?)

of the burn.
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Of course, good, smart and good rulers always have riots, and such that half countries must be shot in order to suppress them.

And today a worker at work killed a fly printed by the Federal Law No. 44-FZ.
Dura lex sed lex, what can I say?

In the fourth grade, we give the task from the EEG:

The heatboard is designed for 650 passengers and 20 crew members. Each rescue boat can accommodate 50 people. How many boats should there be in order to get enough of them if necessary?"

The child writes: “13 boats and 20 people will drown.”

You say you have snow and it’s cold. What do you want? On the street it is not me... Okay, convinced.