In Russia, when appointing ministers, there is always a difficult choice: to appoint fools - everything will be ruined; to appoint smart - everything will be wasted.

Continuation of the story of the gill from May 24.

History of the Trambler Cover
At that time I was riding the "six" and lived temporarily on family grounds in Ramensk.
4 hours a day on the road, work - sleep - work.
Such a period of life is not easy.
I come home in the evening, I put my car.
And next door, the neighbor is rubbing his own chess.
You ask me, are you not afraid of being stolen?
And I don't have to him anymore, so to support the conversation - no, who needs it...
I was upset, upset... So what about you?
I, he says, take off the trambler cover for the night.
Without her they will not lead.
I said, and went to sleep.
I wake up in the morning - in the courtyard noise, gam, screams.
I’m out (and I’m at work).
I see - a man my friend runs through the courtyard, under the shops and over the trees, and looks - Sp...li the car, sp...li!!! How did you go, shit!! and etc.

Well, with him, relatives, mints and so on.
Well, I answered very quickly - I didn't see, said... and ran into the car.
Fuck it doesn’t start.
It doesn’t rotate or sneeze.
Well, those who drive in Soviet cars know how to repair their roof.
I immediately jumped out vigorously, opened the cap - ba...
There is no trampoline.
Everything is clear - I was removed - put on his "beauty" and left.
But there was no time for reasoning and emotions, delays were punished with large fines.
Something must be done.
I went to a murdered man.
Petrovich, don’t worry, they’ll find it, it’s theirs, and so on.
The poor man, all dead, say, is almost crying.
You had to bring the intonation to the most insightful - you hear, Petrovich, and the trambler cover is left for you?
That look I will always remember.

But I managed to work anyway.
He was young and fast.

Siddorov, breaking a single bottle of vodka, instantly changed his sexual orientation in the eyes of his friends.

Googled by VIO.
Duna Kulakova: on which date would you decide to have sex?
SpBerkut: I lived with Duna Kulakova for 11 years before I slept with her.

The harsh Chelyabinsk guys in Skype do not use the microphone - they wrap straight into the USB input))

<...>yyy:
Just a fucking shit! At the age of 16!! One and a half volt batteries. and charging! from 220V! The variable current!It’s still half trouble, but fucking!! In the light!! O_O

As a child, I decided to play Tetris. But, as it always happens, the batteries there, of course, did not appear.)
So I twisted the body, took the unnecessary old headphones, cut off a piece of wire, split and twisted to the contact wires on the tetris. And the other two ends went into the rosette (previously removing the isolation from them).
The most surprising thing - tetris worked))) but for a fraction of a second while whispering))) The plate burned)))
I haven’t played at that speed before.)

by Zy. Plush please - my favorite reads and loves BOR))) Katya N. to you ?

Volotchkova released her book with the original title: "I and the ball"

From the comments of the hubr on the topic of the fallen skype:
I called the provider for technical support. I was told that I don’t have such a Skype on my computer. It was like that two hours ago.) I was interested in how to put the right one, one faithful and Orthodox. I started explaining about the Start button and IE. I listened and said I don’t have Windows. “What?” asked a tech-support girl. I said it was Linux. “I’ve never heard of Windows before,” she replied. I also added that I have a pirate assembly of screws and I need to put a face, remove viruses and reinstall Skype. I started explaining that Linux is not Windows. “How? After all, without Windows, the computer doesn’t work!”

Go and go to Pop.
He: Are you silent?
I am in the ass, forgot?
He: And that the net is not catching?

From Habr:
Linux Mint 11 “Katya” Released
Ofigenen: Mom would be glad that I finally got some Katya. and :)

It is normal when this goat met me at the airport with a scream at the entire arrival: "Natasha has arrived!!! Now I’ll have sex, pants and clean socks again!!!"???? to

RJ45 is urgent. I need help! Send it to everyone, please. A child (23 years old) urgently needs a BMW X6 and a 3-bedroom apartment in the center! This is NOT SPAM!
[brain_is_fallen]: xDDDDDDDD
[brain_is_fallen]: fuck you shit shit shit! ?
[brain_is_fallen]: I fucked a cigarette, and now the coffee monitor wipe off
[brain_is_fallen]: and half the table at the same time =.=
RJ-45:... *Pardon*

Blonde Xiu: Again in love is not lucky( Again married( All guys are like goats!!!!!! to
My brother is gay. A mountain of muscles under two meters in height, a professional kickboxer, on the face of a predatory skull. He loves the boys of the emirate. So here. Every time he wants to get acquainted with a favorite copy, they scratch from him, be healthy. There is no human relationship. This, I think, is not lucky in love. You have life’s little things.

Third hour of class. Everyone is tired. The leader draws a diagram on the board, a circle and another circle inside it. And he asks with a joyful voice: "Well? What does it look like??" And then there is a quiet sad voice from the audience: "On the..."

Depression is when you buy a ring and it’s just for you.

KaneUA, 23 December 2010, 03:21 # ↑
+ 35
Yes, it is really madness.
I called the provider for technical support. I was told that I don’t have such a Skype on my computer. It was like that two hours ago.) I was interested in how to put the right one, one faithful and Orthodox. I started explaining about the Start button and IE. I listened and said I don’t have Windows. “What?” asked a tech-support girl. I said it was Linux. “I’ve never heard of Windows before,” she replied. I also added that I have a pirate assembly of screws and I need to put a face, remove viruses and reinstall Skype. I started explaining that Linux is not Windows. “How? After all, without Windows, the computer doesn’t work!” I decided to call someone more competent. The man’s voice answered. I asked if they accidentally blocked some port during today’s maintenance (we had one that the provider closed the port by which browsers turn off). He replied that if they turned off one port, I’t have all the programs. And only Skype. I had to explain what ports are on the fingers. However, a tech support worker was relentless about the problems on my computer and asked me to remember the password and not do nonsense. After half an hour the phone ringed. The same man from the tech support asked through which ports Skype works, or there is nowhere to talk.

Ura and I had a terrible story at work!)
Gene Deer calls on the phone.
D ( The Director )
D is smoke?
I – No
D by Nikita?
I am not!
I am a crazy... (Guddy)
Call in a minute.
D to Vlad?
I am yes.
D is cruel! ( the guts )

Shakes of cooked condensate... out of a bowl, a spoonful, without bread, immediately on the tongue to smell...

C-K> Just saw the announcement – cutting down trees, dismantling houses.
C-K> Anxiously expected to see - murder of sons

He went upstairs to smoke and took his cell phone. Two men on the floor smoke and talk loudly. I stand quiet, they do not realize my presence. On the sound of the smski I have such a powerful blow of gong, the acoustics at the entrance is good.
I get a smoke.
The guys suddenly tick, ten seconds silent, after which from above it is heard:
On the way, the corshun on the rubbish pipeline flew...