One day I sat on Instagram and looked at the photos. I liked the pictures of a girl’s cake. All photos are bright, bright, the background color of the photos harmonize with the color of the cakes themselves. I will note that I know that special wallpapers are sold for these purposes. Well, in general, it looks great and there is a dialogue between us:
I: This is the approach to the case! Even the backgrounds are picked up specifically under the cakes. The Respect!
“Thank you very much, this is just a wall on my balcony.

Typical of Omsk:
Zzz: Tell me, and you are not afraid, the citizens will gather in a crowd and burn you?
XXX: Of course not. We cancelled all routes on which they can reach the city.

I remembered the army case.

I went into the kitchen for the first time.
That is, we are sitting three and in front of my bathroom plates-cups for the whole shelf (thousands of people).

And here Grechishkin begins to spoil anecdotes. Of course, he was washing too.
The anecdotes at first seem ridiculous.
The car charged. It turns one, immediately begins the second or third and goes on in non-stop mode.

At the end of the second hour, the hysteria with us ended. My dishes and crying.

Who has never understood what the movie matrix is about?

Yyy: It is not necessary to take any chemicals on the street from an unfamiliar Negro.

xxx: When I was cancelled finlepsin – it was so much happiness... But it turned out that the walls in the hallway were really curved, and it wasn’t glucose, as I thought under the pills)

I lived in my apartment number 11. After installing the homephone, all the garbage homephone traffic went through me - because it is so convenient to press two units! Postcards five times a day, couriers and collectors to neighbors, various sectarians - all dreamed that it was I who opened the door to them. Once even a local requested. At the end of the day, I was so upset that I started to shut off the homephone.

As it is fashionable to say, I will open up the universe to you.
You had to call the company that served the home phone and ask to reset your number to any other non-existent in the entrance. Friends, relatives, pizza suppliers and others can tell this, and whoever does not need to know, will not know.

(Written by the girl):
Santa first looked into my list and gave me a chain saw. The pile gently pulls out of the bag with the inscription "Lady accessories".

It is believed that the universe is expanding and the distance between all galaxies is increasing.
But why is it then written that the Milky Way is moving in the direction of Andromeda, and there will be a moment when these galaxies will collide?

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We explain:
Imagine mosquitoes sitting on the surface of a balloon. The ball is inflated, the distance between the mosses increases, although they themselves do not move. It is a model of an expanding universe. And now let each mole roll somewhere (because galaxies still move in space). If the mosquitoes float faster than the ball, they will easily climb into one point and collide.

The terrible mystery of humanity has been uncovered. All humans are polygamous by nature, not "masculines". Both genders. For primates, this is evolutionally beneficial. Moreover, polygamy is not in “being on the right-left side”, but in the fact that if the partner died or broke up with him, then you can find a new partner, and not keep the labyrinth loyalty, widowed at twenty-five years and lived to eighty.
Changing one partner for another if the other is more suitable is a manifestation of polygamy. Fucking all his friends behind a partner’s back is a manifestation of ordinary hypocrisy. From the notorious nature, both can be equally inherent in both sexes, just women are less inherent in CULTURE, girls are raised stricter in this matter, hence the myth of female non-polygamy.

to this:

The other is most angry:
Coffee - Coffee
Cappuccino – Cappuccino
And in latte, blatht, what hher two "t"?

Later to borrow. In early borrowings, double consonants were most often lowered if they were similar to single ones: coffee, address, attribute (p. coffee, address, attribute) In later borrowings, they tried to observe writing from the original language. The only exception was the letter "f", which is not commonly doubled: traffic, office (traffic, office), although there are words with a doubled F - effect.
By the way, the Ukrainian language has preserved the tradition of not doubling the consonants in borrowed words. Double consonants are used there only in ancient Slavic words (Žiття, Pranie, Wedding, Zaporizhia, etc.) Where they really go.

Horses and Shinshills. My cat pulled a whale today! Without a head! Not a Maine Kun, an ordinary villager. No, I’ve become accustomed to mice, earthworms, and even rats on the doorstep, but when I see a headless white, I almost put off the brick. At the same time, to the forest from half a kilometre will be, and the proteins there are quite shungish unlike the garden-park. Who knows how to drag a cat to bring rabbits home?

<RemR>: Are you assistants on a trolleybus?
19N4T0V: Call it an electric limousine

If a slave is allowed to change his master, can he be considered free?

To yesterday's story about the tea tea.I am a long-time fan of this site. I have not written, so please do not judge.
The Ural town, where beer in the shops was not often, and we have just been demobilized from the ranks of the brave SA. According to the law after the army you can rest for 3 months,in the beginning of the summer,heat.Gathered at the comrade home,we sit decide what we will do today.I don't remember who says:So beer to the local store brought,give beer to buy.We were six,gathered money decent,liters for 30 bottles is not enough.And I ordered me with a friend to the store, and the bottles are not suitable.We go to the owner, let's get a bottle of rice,and he did not eat a bottle of aluminium for 40 liters.Let's think it will go down.And here we go with two to the store, bottles are not enough.And I said the first three or four days after the debris in the shape of the army,but not in the parade of the barrel ( Well, I think, they drank beer now scratch full, and I answer that I want beer, and here this man cries to the seller: Rita, let the servant without a turn, and adds, I think the rest do not mind.All the men approved and began to push me to the shelf.The seller asks, tar where?I turn around and shout, "serga give me here."
It was a good beer, lively, and even a little left for the next day.

The man’s cleaning ends when the missing man is found.

As a child, he represented judges as titans, fearless, unemotional, tough people with a giant baggage of knowledge.

What did I see when I grew up? Most of the same old-fashioned accountants from the offices, with the voice of the seller in the market, are forever dissatisfied, extremely emotional and with such knowledge of the laws that they judge, and I am ashamed.

Methodical guidance for teachers. Approved by FGS, among other things.
"We wear gloves"
Nash, I am going to resign.

At night, I dream of a wedding, and I don’t discuss it with anyone either verbal or written. My real wedding was 15 years ago. So why is the morning advertisement furiously offering me wedding dresses, right? Matrix to stop!

xxx: I really want to be such a cute girl, and I, scuco, tax inspector ;D

XXX: This is another throw.
Yyy: Yes, I thought so too, but it was sent by a girl from the tax office, shit?
Any tax girl, first a girl, and then a tax girl.