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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №3275
 05.04.2008
Eckler is a miracle of confectionery thought! Whichever side you bite, the cream automatically turns out to be on the reverse side.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3274
 05.04.2008
The acquaintance: “Here I am in the universe, and then, at 23, the PRINCE will come to me... Ah, how, and at 23:45 he will leave...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3273
 05.04.2008
Coluncheig: People please give the door which sites break!!!! I need an eye! I decided to hack his website!! to
slip^gcp: lomalka_saitov.exe
The Column: Thank you! Beer for me!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3272
 05.04.2008
The cat burned... but the fucking old, 18 years old, it would be time to calm down.
We leave the room for dinner with my father, the old lady-cat sleeps on the battery with innocent sleep and wax is not at work, a cage with a poppy stands on the piano.
When the light is turned off, the father thinks that the cage should be removed from sin, and in the darkness takes it to another room.
We sit at dinner (there is no one in the apartment except us), and suddenly, from the dark room, there is such an afterlife sound of playing the piano.
I have frost on my skin.
We resort and see the picture: this creature stands on the piano and tosses the keys with the rear legs from impatience, and the front blindly balls around the place where the cage stood))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3271
 05.04.2008
I went to a couple today and did not regret it for the first time.
Change, there is 1 minute left to the pair. Running into the audience, the rectangle, all smiled, the eyes glow, the hair of the dew takes the melt, draws a rectangle on the board and gives this phrase:
"I don’t remember what the name is and who the author is, here’s such a (pointing at a rectangle), a green, but old book, I advise."
The whole group slipped under the table.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3270
 05.04.2008
~AL~ (20:49:09 2/04/2008)
Hi to! This is an anti-spam bot. Put yourself behind your ear.
*CRIME* (20:50:18 2/04/2008)
Cheered
~AL~ (20:50:24 2/04/2008)
You are not scratching. please scratch.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3269
 05.04.2008
Do you feel anything during anal sex?
Yes, I feel like I’m fucked in the ass.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3268
 05.04.2008
Only two professionals knowingly hide the secrets of their skill:

The magician - where the rabbit disappeared from the hat, and the official - budget money.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3267
 05.04.2008
I smiled yesterday:

In the evening news release on NTV before the advertising block as usual goes

Announcement of the second part of the issue: "OBEP hit with searches in the office

and Eldorado.” Advertising begins, Galanin appears on the screen in advertising

Eldorado once said, “If there is no happiness, but you really want it.”

Come to us!!“...

He said the truth...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3266
 05.04.2008
Three main genetic qualities have been transmitted from the monkey to man:

The desire to mock. The desire to climb higher. Lack of desire

to work.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3265
 05.04.2008
There is somewhere in the network a citation book of accountants, where they follow over the IT-books...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №3264
 04.04.2008
Whoever wants to see the admin basha live - plus :)

Are you going to beat?

Don’t be afraid 😉

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3263
 04.04.2008
She: Well, please run, what are you worth?
It is not the hundredth time.! to
I’m going to Andrew today.
She: your last phrase, yes, in the abbreviation.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3262
 04.04.2008
XXX is AAAA! and panic!! to
WOW : WOW? and ;)
xxx: do you remember the joke from the tower about the transition and the blonde on the matte, when the guy passed through the car?? to
See also: AGA
xxxh: we go with a pasha right now near the circus, the light is burning green, well, and stands in the middle of a pedestrian fool on a bimmer trio with stickers "U"!! So, after reading Basha walked in the footsteps of a man!!! He opens the back door and sits in the room!!! So this ipanute creature is taking the fool on the gas truffle!!! Where is he now!! I'm in Ahaia, the second hour I can't call you :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3261
 04.04.2008
Maasha (11:25:50 3/04/2008)
Adam and Eve are carved in the garden, God descends to them and says, "My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one."The first gift is to write standing. Eve gave him up.
And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, sucking on everything in a row! On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground!
Eve stood next to God.
In silence they looked together at this madness... And then Eve asked, “My God, and the second is what gift??"
And God said, “Brain, Eve, brain...”

Ride (11:39:33 3/04/2008)
As a Feminist

Ride (11:39:59 3/04/2008)
You are not in the topic right now.

Stirling (11:40:16 3/04/2008)
Because I have a group in the lab consisting of 90% of girls.

Ride (11:40:26 3/04/2008)
Where is the brain?

Stirling (11:40:58 3/04/2008)
Is the gift unplugged?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3260
 04.04.2008
xxx: I read one forum, I notice with my naked eye that a lot of men like sex under Ramstein. Funny, and get in the "tact of tel". Which of the inhabitants holds a collection of music allegedly provoking/increasing desire?
YYY: That’s just under the heart :)
zzz: ah and so from scale "Ha-ra-sho! Everything will be okay, I know it".)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3259
 04.04.2008
Anime-psychicists, found a description of one of the cartoons:
The Elf Bride is the story of two creatures: the fence maker Kenji and the elf girl Milfe, who marry despite racial prejudice between humans and elves. Kenji discovers that his size is too big for the elephant and he goes on a long journey in search of lubricant.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3258
 04.04.2008
Lady Spring
We made this type of printing in the booklet, I just paddled %)))

"For detailed consultation on all types of services our operators will connect you with a boring specialist"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3257
 04.04.2008
Feather (14:46:46 2/04/2008)
I searched the blonde website and couldn’t find it.

Yai (14:47:04 2/04/2008)
I’m very happy 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3256
 04.04.2008
[SeferoT 18:36:07]
Tili Tili-Tali Wali, this we have not drank for a long time and we have not poured

[SeferoT 18:36:16]
A pair of memes

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