bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23298
 05.12.2009
to this:

The Slot:
We have a strong president if the son of the pro-rector of the Moscow Aviation Institute, Nikita Kuprikov, during a live broadcast, personally promised Vladimir Putin to go to work at the factory in Komsomolsk-on-Amur for 10 thousand rubles.

Vladimir Putin ordered Guinness to help him get there.

— — —
Don’t get into politics, there’s a lot of strange things. Some people say that the president is not Putin.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №23297
 05.12.2009
Spam is Hello! Want to have sex with hot blondes? Come in here.
I: I want...
Spam: I too
I: O_o

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23296
 05.12.2009
<zombig> I am happy to come to the service to deliver them memories...
<zombig> I was welcomed as a savior.
<mitra> was crucified and ;)

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №23295
 05.12.2009
He said, “Hello, let’s do a whirlpool.
She said, “Hello. Well let it.
He: What is your imagination?
She said: Honestly?
He said, “Of course, I’m already excited and naked.
I am a white man of ice. You are a big dinosaur. We are lying on the coffee floor in the hospital and we are reading. And then you take me for a hood and gently lick me off the mosquitoes.
He asked, “Where is the hobbit from?”? to
She: “Is that all that annoys you?”

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №23294
 05.12.2009
" D'yavol " (00:20:05 30/10/2009)
Listen to me for a long time tormented question, so when a guy with a girl get acquainted with what the guy pays more attention?

GanDj (00:22:34 30/10/2009)
who likes to turn to it, somebody called dishonest, somebody simple as brick, somebody erudited (my option)))

" D'yavol " (00:23:21 30/10/2009)
The last thing that means? I can’t understand that word.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23293
 05.12.2009
A girlfriend’s husband told the story of how he, a hot Ossetian Ipakah boy, came from the army and removed the girlfriend. The girl turned out to be a clowner. In the morning, he woke up on a completely unfamiliar staircase cage in a coroooooooooooooootyshenko female halitic and skates.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №23292
 05.12.2009
So, this is really a real story that happened on a pair of organization and planning on Monday, November 30, 2009. Dendrologists can confirm))) Sorry, I couldn’t not tell you this...

The teacher, looking at the magazine, and then the student:
- Something you have the ratings some interesting: 5, 4, 3... Two is not enough! Now I’m telling her... (and unexpectedly) What is my name?! to
The student did not get distracted, which is very commendable in this context:
Taalaibek Djumabekovich...
and pause. There is an absolute impression that the teacher convulsively remembers, so is his name...
Reply from the audience:
Ask about the color of the textbook.
But the teacher is interested in something else:
What about my name?
The Cadillac...
So, what is my father’s name?
Joomla, I think...
Pause and then:
What is my mother’s name? Do you know? The pair!
The audience lay...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23291
 05.12.2009
It is difficult to say that we are not a bandit city, after the 24-hour arms shop opened in the city center.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №23290
 05.12.2009
Summary of the applicant:

"... I have a lot of published works on the Global Network. 12 articles were published on the first band of one well-known Internet resource, 58 - on the second under the title "Best" on the same site.

It reminds me of nothing? :)

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23289
 05.12.2009
Tell me, but this is when a boy writes to a girl in aska and is sealed in one letter. Type "bla" instead of "Julia" comes out, or "shluka" instead of "zluka". And such a girl on the nerves is removed from contacts, throws the boy, divorces and takes the children, and all that. And all because of a single printing, which twisted the hours/days/months/years of communication.

It seems to me alone that it’s great that this fucking cock won’t ruin the boy’s blood anymore?

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23288
 05.12.2009
to this:

Make meat pudding as you want.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, meat pellet.
___________________________________________________________________________

Am I singing it alone?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №23287
 05.12.2009
<edde>: Watched here "500 days of summer", nothing like a comedy. What comedy have you watched lately?

<antidote>: "Conversation with Vladimir Putin. Continuation of"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №23286
 04.12.2009
Status of the supplier in ASKO:
More busy than a cucumbers in a female prison

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23285
 04.12.2009
You are an idiot!! You have a session on your nose and you have an unlimited internet connection!!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №23284
 04.12.2009
With that support:
I installed two antiviruses.
You would lock Stalin and Hitler in the same room!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23283
 04.12.2009
Topic of the Beauty Forum:
Problems with fucking

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №23282
 04.12.2009
I walk past the playground, the children play in the eaten-uneatable. Listen-"Cherry from the Cherkizov market" turned out to be inexpensive

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23281
 04.12.2009
Comments to the release of the new series - copies from the House. "Doctor Tyres" (There is Porechenkov, instead of Lori)

X: Will there also be a black guy playing? Will they take Tajik?
yyy: "Nasiah, emerte-eshkelme, tomogranama byzes!"

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №23280
 04.12.2009
Blonde in a pink jacket, pink shoes, with a pink cell phone in hand with a pink bag (with a cat!) On the shoulder, carefully pressing to the chest... the package of pink toilet paper is incredibly, indescribably sweet and touching. and :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №23279
 04.12.2009
I work as a carrier in a food...
...to somebody’s party comes, and somebody’s to unload these dwarfs with a dirty collar!!! to

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna