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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14255
 05.02.2009
Listen to me for the first time, so the brains burst.
Think that you have lost your mental virginity.
xxx:"ROFL" yes, it’s my first
WOW: I hope you were protected, and suddenly you got infected with dolphin?? to
Oh no, I need to go to the dude to check out, I didn't like it, it wasn't pleasant
Maybe it was his first time too???? to
I didn’t think he was a very experienced dude.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14254
 05.02.2009
Is it really interesting what the stronger sex can cause fear in the appearance of a girl, a woman?
The Eggs

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №14253
 05.02.2009
Well, I got... tomorrow I go to the doctor, about the hand... he will be called Zemtsov Leonid Olegovich, I fell... Dr. Z.L.O.
I wish you good luck :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14252
 05.02.2009
Earlier in the TCH stalker it was just strenuous, in the first addon I began to suck, and in the second I started to fight. Particularly stressful was the moment when the cat from behind the monitor began to look.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14251
 05.02.2009
46335 (saved 2009-02-04 at 10:55)
My tooth was removed today. The practitioners. the fifth.

Maybe through the mouth hole?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №14250
 05.02.2009
XXX is
Want a joke?
WOWU
? to
HHH
Do you remember Leah?
WOWU
? to? to
HHH
Who went skiing with us.
WOWU
and??? to
HHH
What are you stupid?
WOWU
and?? ? to ? to? to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14249
 05.02.2009
One blonde (after another joke about the blonde) issued the following:
Stupid men tell jokes about blondes, and smart men fuck them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14248
 05.02.2009
I watched a missed phone call, unknown number. I call back.
The dialogue:
I was called from your number.
Ugo
Have you called?
– No
And who?
I don’t know, there are many of us here.
Are you an organization?
in some way. We are prison.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14247
 05.02.2009
What can you say about Ibanez S320 and ESP LTD M400 guitars?
First answer: These are two different guitars.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14246
 05.02.2009
Admines gave 1 new notebook for all.
Why do you think they barely fought today?
You don’t think right...the whole body happened because of the polyetylene with bubbles, which was lying in the box for the note.
Children of Fucks!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14245
 05.02.2009
Levin: I watched the screen now, the movie "Always Say Yes", in principle, this screen is normal, you can watch :) 30 minutes after watching the movie, I even forgot that it is a screen and plunged into the movie. I was all in the movie... and here... the camera rises sharply, turns away from the screen, and some unclear flashes. By the sound I understood that the guy with the camera stood up from the chair, came out of a row of seats, and began to descend to the exit. I am so curious about what will happen next, even forgot about the movie :) The guy went out into the hall, went down somewhere, I look - he goes to the toilet. I think fucking... further is even more interesting. This guy approached the pissuar, apparently placed the camera in the curta (what the nichren became unseen). The sound of the stream was clearly heard... I am a shit in general - in trance just from this development of events. I have forgotten about the movie, I think it will be next. And he, as in nothing, returned to his place, put the camera on the front seat, and continued to film.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14244
 05.02.2009
One day in a trolleybus I heard a dialogue:
The elderly woman complains, “Oh, we’re already so old.
Grandfather next to me: Yeah, you are what? Fuck you and fuck you.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14243
 05.02.2009
taken from spectra-club.ru
Subject - Solution of Problem

xxx - who was struggling with some incomprehensible sound from the passenger at the pit?
YYY - I have been confronted. At the pit from the passenger side was a sound of the type of this: "Yep... your...at...bla...ne...dr...ve...sh..." :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14242
 05.02.2009
Russia will create a military block of seven former Soviet countries.

Okay well! We will build our NATO with blackjack and prostitutes!


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14241
 05.02.2009
by KENN:
They are. Mother shampoo brought "dry scalp". It says - "Dray Scalp, scutty!".))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14240
 05.02.2009
I’m going to the metro today. Situation is this:
At the station Kyivskaya Filevskaya branch after everyone has to go out, a dog enters the car. She stood, stood, and when the train touched, she got on her seat, wrapped a cookie there and began to sleep. But the fun was later. When the train reached Arbatskaya, the doors opened, the dog continues to sleep peacefully. Then the voice announced "Arbatskaya Station", the dog immediately wakes up, jumps up and runs out.
You are talking animals. I almost slept out of the station.)

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14239
 05.02.2009
I worked in a government office a few years ago. And I sat in the office together with a girl who was constantly going to the people to submit some reports. Then a woman comes in and asks:
Who is Elena Stanislavovna?
Spotting the baldness and scratching the three-day scratch on the beard, I found nothing to answer. But Elena Stanislawovna was delighted, with a serious look, touching me with a finger and saying, - he!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14238
 05.02.2009
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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14237
 05.02.2009
Flash is
Vintage, Loneliness of Love

Shutnikn
for the song

Shutnikn
The small stripes enter the cells.

Shutnikn
This is a pork chain.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14236
 05.02.2009
Valer00n
In Cambridge, an unknown man threw a shoe at a Chinese prime minister

Valer00n
and carried. The third world war will not be a nuclear war, but a shoe war.

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