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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75177
 01.01.2013
Sasha: I wonder how many herbs did the Indians try before they stumbled on tobacco?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75176
 01.01.2013
by dimanich 20:19
Dear friends, I congratulate you all on the coming New Year. I hope that the NH will bring us a lot of positive and new emotions and fulfillment of all wishes. Happiness, health and love.

DDF 20:19
Dare to float
He desires
Scorpioned somewhere
by KAZEL!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75175
 01.01.2013
What are you doing?
I am preparing for the new year.
How are you preparing?
I eat a mandarin =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75174
 01.01.2013
After the recovery, Skype received from one of his friends this log:

[19:58:05] hi hi you don’t borrow money on webmasters promptly hope to buy through cheats 2 with interest
[19:59:06] My friend: Hi! Has your computer caught a virus?
[19:59:25] The thief: No
[19:59:28] The thief: You are the chao!
[19:59:39] friend: then write as we know
Fuck, why are you so untrustworthy?

I am proud of my friends :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75173
 01.01.2013
C New Year, people, non-people and all-all!!! Admin to Cat! Schröder! Oh oh oh!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75172
 01.01.2013
Glagol: I look out the window. Apparently, the clocks and letters don’t work. Everyone has fireworks!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75171
 01.01.2013
and fire:
After sex, it must tell you that today I am just a king and a god, then wrapped up in a blanket, like a pigeon, sitting on the edge of the bed and cracking. The look crazy. Fisting under the nose. Not that I was very worried about it, but yesterday she said that I was somewhat strange, hanging shirts in color, maybe I should go to a psychologist? I still don’t know what to answer..."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №75170
 01.01.2013
I have been cooking potatoes since that year.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75169
 01.01.2013
1 – It is not fat.
It is not slim)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75168
 01.01.2013
In the summer I took a loan at the bank for a large amount and a long term.
Now for the New Year comes from this bank SMS-ka:
Bank "Take-to" wishes you financial well-being and long years of life.
Here are the fucks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75167
 01.01.2013
AAA: Congratulations on the New Year!
BBB: I wish you happiness!
Money, girls, all the goods!
Stalin, Beria and the Gulag!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75166
 01.01.2013
On New Year’s Eve, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of love, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of happiness.
xxx: and only the programmer dreamed of making this fucking money.

[ + 42 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75165
 01.01.2013
One of the few things that cause me to want to KILL is the idiotic New Year’s shows with low-grade primitive humor and “stars” of one kind that get upset.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75164
 01.01.2013
2014 will be the year of the wooden horse, antivirus companies need to prepare now

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75163
 01.01.2013
thx (12:12:38 31/12/2012)
I took a shower and looked at the bottle.
twelve (12:12:44 31/12/2012)
Dish Gel "Moments of Pleasure"
twelve (12:12:53 31/12/2012)
From there a thick white fluid flowed.
thx (12:12:57 31/12/2012)
Closed and cleaned...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75162
 01.01.2013
A week before the NH...
We went to a toy store and bought a gift for the little one.
In general, after buying a small designer went to the box office, on the way to which I discovered the "Star of Death" from Star Wars, which I grabbed and started running next to the bats that he would buy it to me.
Already standing at the box office, when I handed over my purchase to the cashier, the folder on my mobile phone sounded....And on the phone (on the folder) for the last 5 years there is a melody of the "Imperial March" from all the famous film...
Generally speaking, the people in the line stumbled, and the cashier somehow bleaked.
by ALEX_D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №75161
 01.01.2013
XXX: In my neighboring courtyard, a salute was launched, more powerful than on the day of the city.
My cat fell down with the taburet!

My cat was in the bathroom for a long time. There is a bomb shelter.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75160
 01.01.2013
In the overcrowded bus at the peak hour, the passenger is upset by the weight of life:
Please send me for the trip...
–...
The girl could not pass on the trip!? to
–...
Who am I talking to?! Aaa to! What if the bomb explodes? Are you all in your headphones?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75159
 01.01.2013
At our work (JSC Chusovskiy Metalurgical Plant) there is a system of ordering according to the Japanese method. Asked the guys from another shop for a spade, they brought me to the box where the spades are supposed to lie, the box on the digital lock, the code from the lock in another room, also in the box with the code lock, the code from which on the paper in the boss’s safe.! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75158
 01.01.2013

Alisha is! Are you alive? We remember you! With the coming New Year and, in advance, with the 84th anniversary!

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