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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89120
 01.11.2013
Travel to Thailand:
xxx: You have observed there "Russos tourist - morality"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I was driving with my girlfriend - if I did not abide by morality I would have gotten in the shape ;-)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89119
 01.11.2013
Xxx: I hate the slightly frozen rain, it divides people into two types: the dwarves standing under the rain with a closed umbrella in their hands and the dwarves under the umbrella when there is almost no rain.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89118
 01.11.2013
This is Madame:
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Yesterday, at five in the morning, I went for a walk with my dog. I took a brandy with me. As long as I whipped, prob@la the dog!!! They rounded all the courtyards. I trembled!! It is frozen!! My throat was cold. While she wept, she was sent to hell once by the ten people who woke up. What to do? And I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was sitting at home, called a friend. It was first sent there, but then agreed!!! We came, we broke the advertisement, we printed thirty pieces. Me, her friend, her husband and their dog fell out on the street. Even more, they walked through the courtyards, scattered ads on Scotch, still bounced with sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While eating breakfast, they remembered that the advertisement did not indicate a mobile phone, but a home phone. I broke first through the area from the hand to write the number on the sheets, and then home...I come, and this shit sits in the apartment in front of the door with eyes like dishes. I, it turns out, took the guide, took the cognac, and forgot his home!! to
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Shob you to squeeze the craving, and your busty husband struck the toilet with nails. Alcatraz is fucking

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89117
 01.11.2013
This stupid

Most of all I lost after all these innovations, when a barrel broke in the toilet and what you think you bought a new – NO! Завхоз with the words "it needs to be saved" poured the cracks with some incomprehensible solution and wrapped the barrel.
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In the bathroom, in the toilet, in the bathroom, in the bathroom, in the bathroom!!!! to

The barrel is what the silver wolf bites.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89116
 01.11.2013
Arshavin: I want to go to the 2014 World Championship
HH: This is his problem.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89115
 01.11.2013
zzz: If an employee makes twice as much as the rest, what will he get?
Twice as much work.
ZZZ: And that’s all?
Ded: and pi@dualey
ZZZ: For what reason?! to
Ded: For the company. Not to be visited.

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