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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83983
 10.07.2013
I practice in the prosecutor's office, in the assignments pause, I read a book of reports on crimes, where the duty writes reports "On the chimmas, snooty humanoids kill pets from laser weapons, take action". The curtain.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83982
 10.07.2013

I was in the movie and watched a great movie)))
XXX: The Lying
XXX: The Illusion
Yyy: A lie is great!
yyy: The sequel will be called "Lenin is a liar!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83981
 10.07.2013
yyy (21:00) :
fucking

I am now crazy again.

Such a fool

yyy (21:02) :
I am shorter now. In the room the door is double, well two doors. On one weighs the washed cover is dried, the slices with semi-transparent glasses. And the frog part of the cover is illuminated through the second cover so from the bottom a little and it seems like someone's mouth is sitting on the corks and looking.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Was it covered?

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? to

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Yyy, where are you gone?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83980
 10.07.2013
Just talked in the office.
Does anyone know any clowns?
A few people chore: Yes a bunch! Why to you?
Employee: Child on Birthday
Oh no, no, there are no such people!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83979
 10.07.2013
A few days ago I returned home with my six-year-old nephew and a few Koreans spoke in their own language to meet us. After they passed, the tribe asks, "Why did they come to our planet?" and for a long time he could not answer.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №83978
 10.07.2013
In my childhood I played a lot of dendi. And one day I saw in the newspaper an announcement of some service center, "cartridge refuelling". When I asked my brother what this meant, he replied that the cartridges were devastating over time. After that, I started playing Dendi very little – I was afraid that Mario in the cartridge would end first. So it continued for a while. One day I made a comment to my brother, like don’t play a lot, the games are over. Then came the enlightenment. Both me and my brother were called

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №83977
 10.07.2013
Answer from Mail:



What is Mike Jackson? I have often heard the mention of this maike from fans of pop music, what is it?

yyy: Mike Jackson is a type of unisex clothes, over which the Bain jacket is worn.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83976
 10.07.2013
Danil Kolodin (22:26:08 8/07/2013)
I wanted to tell you the best story.

Danil Kolodin (22:26:31 8/07/2013)
4 o'clock, the hour of day, the heat

Danil Kolodin (22:26:54 8/07/2013)
Everyone fills the forms.

Danil Kolodin (22:27:33 8/07/2013)
People from the southern outskirts in large numbers are waiting for their turn.

Danil Kolodin (22:28:00 8/07/2013)
And here, on my left, sits such a person.

Danil Kolodin (22:28:25 8/07/2013)
in the certificate on the delivery of the egge it is written that the Russian he gave up 96 points

Danil Kolodin (22:28:44 8/07/2013)
and... in the form writes "Russian Federation"

X (22:28:59 8/07/2013)
O_O

Danil Kolodin (22:29:00 8/07/2013)
This guy made my day.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83975
 10.07.2013
A drunk airplane passenger had almost calmed down and stopped singing songs loudly in the cabin, but then a stewardess named Jeanne came to him.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83974
 10.07.2013
> As you got representatives of the consumer society", the person has other values in life, neither as not related to the desire to "smash the bubble",

I apologize, but it seems to me that the author of this - the essence of a schoolboy, whom food and accommodation mom and dad provide, and the money is associated exclusively with walks, gadgets and pants. Family values are good, very simple. but. Even better when your child can walk in normal quality clothes instead of clothes. When children can eat as recommended for normal development, not every day empty pasta, and on holidays to get a piece of chicken and an apple. When if someone in the family got sick - the main thing is what the others will think about, how to cure him, and not about who would borrow money for medications and treatment. When you can buy a child books, kits of a young chemist, and other things for his mental development, instead of saying, "Take your papers, we have nothing to eat." There are, of course, libraries and circles, but they are either indisputably poor in material, or they are also paid. Optional, but very easier life, when you can take a child to school or to the doctor in a car, rather than shake at -30 in public transport for an hour and a half, and to get where you need to get up at five in the morning.
Now I am talking only about children.
You still think that those who want to earn more than 10,000. The consumption?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83973
 10.07.2013
To the endless theme of life:

The East. On the road meet a wise man and a local resident (maybe a merchant, maybe a craftsman, not a person). The wise man looks at the landscape and says:
Life is beautiful!
But let me know, the wise man, how is it? My life is not beautiful at all, my son drinks, my daughter is a girl who walks, my wife is a straw. My friends are trying to get rid of me periodically.
You are right, your life is shit. But life is beautiful!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №83972
 10.07.2013
I visited German alone. For a week I walked it on my UAZIK for local beauties. Then he flew to Munich with a response visit. We sit in a bar with his friends, we mark the arrival. And one of my friends asks, what is the worst thing you’ve seen in Russia?
- The sign "Bad road", without consideration gives Klaus.
And I remembered how he was taken from the airport to the village on the dead road. He saw this sign and asked "What does this sign mean?"
I tell him that there is a bad road ahead.
Is that good now, Mick?
“No, it’s bad too, but there will be 2 kilometers full shit ahead!
When he got out of the car, he grabbed the hood and said Good car, Russian!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83971
 10.07.2013
We work with a guy, the most typical programmer I know. Sweater, beard, cup, black from coffee. All the time in the workplace. One problem - he works as an assistant manager. And our programmer is walking in costumes and with a tie, slick and careful. I often think that they have changed places in dispute.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83970
 10.07.2013
In order for a girl to not throw you away, you have to fuck her like a real man, not hug her like a real friend.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83969
 10.07.2013
We sit, i.e., at work, in a hospital reception, coupled after duty. The door slowly opens in the office, a female head passes through, belonging to a lady for about an hour waiting for our extremely informal view of the X-ray, and asks: - Don't tell me where to find a doctor... such... with a scratch?
All three together: Death, is it?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83968
 10.07.2013
Order "For Merit to the Fatherland 2nd grade"
Whether it is the merit of the second degree or the homeland.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83967
 10.07.2013
On the hub discussions in the news about Roskomnadzor blocking the hentai of what is porn.
XHH: My opinion – if it stands up, it means it’s still porn.

It seems that I am beginning to guess how "Roskomnadzor experts understand that they are facing child pornography.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №83966
 10.07.2013
Beephone was very rushed to change the terms of the contract unilaterally without notice, on any claims, the call center with the voice of the whistleblower grumbled about the news on the site, as if there is nothing in life more interesting than watching the fascinating news of striped insects!
In short, comrades, more often do detail, there is no, and there are “pleasant changes” in tariff plans.
If this is read by the workers of the billay, I wish that you (everyone, from the management, to the gossip of the call center and the couriers) all your life counted, hanged, stumbled on your feet, pleaded on your sleeves, that your children were binoculars, cars broke, your ceiling, and on the deck of your main office was a bombardment!
Billy to War!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №83965
 10.07.2013
The status of the girl in the online game:
You want to communicate. No smiley, and more literally.
And now the dialogue:

The theme is: Hi! Change the status to:
Want to communicate? No smiley and more literate.
Those who are more literate do not want to communicate. and ;)

I don’t talk to smiley.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83964
 10.07.2013
XX: Once again I am convinced that the peaks of professional skill are laid in early childhood. The inclination of a child to any business often determines his successful profession in the future.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Blah blah blah As a child I loved toys. How does this help me with the "successful profession"?
zzz: reverse engineering? Absolutely hopeless work :)

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