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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86323
 30.08.2013
here here :
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A brief overview of an episode of a good old film:
A young woman is riding with a man she met a couple of days earlier in the electric car. And there is an indefinite number of other men. She takes an adult daughter with her.
Even if you leave behind the clamps the fact that this woman is the director of the factory, now it sounds like the beginning of a typical plot with NTV.
Isn’t it all that bad in the USSR?

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by Alexandra, Alexandra
This city is with you.
We have become his destiny.
You look into his face.
Whatever it was at the beginning,
He will fill all sorrows.
It became a wedding.
We have a garden ring.

In the USSR it was not bad.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86322
 30.08.2013
Flegmatism is growing.
It’s caught in kefir, all in all.
I am already on the squad: "no, only soap and you, and the floor, and in general!!! How much can I say,
Do not go for food!! You have little ears!! This is what I have to do with you???and "
She is (very quietly) – to witch.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86321
 30.08.2013
The Comrade!

150 situations on the road that every driver should be able to solve
Council No. 136 (for women) According to the rules of the label, a man is obliged to pass a woman forward, but there are other rules on the road - PDD. You are a full-fledged user of the road, and the rules are the same for everyone.

Where to buy this book? I take two boxes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86320
 30.08.2013
xxx: I have a neighbor in the country of Lukashenko, Alexander Grigoryevich, he is an indigenous Moskovich. So he was dealing with the same house in the spring burned, he calls the fire station, and there: Name Name Your Fatherhood, he calls, and he is sent and so on. His house burned.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86319
 30.08.2013
“The main problem with quotations on the Internet is that people immediately believe in their authenticity.” V. I. Lenin
Yyy: Oh you)))) In the time of Lenin was the Internet?))))))
zzz: yyy, even the references were

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86318
 30.08.2013
to this
Vartex91:...In fact, from the next generation, cars will be equipped with devices that scan the edges of the road. Throwable: I fear that in Russia such an intelligent car will simply refuse to drive because of the impossibility of determining the edges of the road or the road itself.

The car will go... Go to look for the side of the road, to the right, from the outskirts and further into the forest.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86317
 30.08.2013
Actively moves for 2 to 7 minutes. Ivy... it is all!
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Girl, thank you! You have raised my self-esteem!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86316
 30.08.2013
and Michel:
“We were on the shale, but you were driving to Peter at that time.
I am :
We went to "Vampire Ball"
by Alkar:
We also had a whole bowl.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86315
 30.08.2013
Exit from Smolensk Cemetery. Well, of course, dumb poor citizens are actively working at the entrance. The tour takes place, the guide tells, everyone is listening attentively. have passed.
A loud monologue of the poor: "Well what a guide! Tiffany just! She must understand,... mother, where she leads people. I had to say that the poor should be given. It is..."

Around a wide arc, holding for the wallet, for the case.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86314
 30.08.2013
If the Yamatō linkor had not drowned, there would have been four of the world’s greatest and most useless things: the Egyptian pyramids, the Great Wall of China, the Yamatō linkor and the Public Services Portal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86313
 30.08.2013
Spur from work an old plk, connected the whistleblower, programmed so that depending on the day of the week it was necessary to enter several different combinations of buttons to turn off the resulting alarm, set the time to sleep.
I slept in the morning. Without coming to consciousness, he broke the power cord and fell asleep... (((

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86312
 30.08.2013
With your permission, ladies and gentlemen, I will put a point in the conversation about the "brewna" and the "speedshot".

Miracles do not happen. The partner must be taught. To teach sometimes the simplest things (most people do not know the basic things about the structure of their bodies), and especially - to teach how to bring pleasure and how to get it.

"Shutterheads" – they are either fools or selfish. Brewna is a princess who expects to be taken care of, what is outside the bed, what is in it.

If in bed you are unable to listen to your partner and are unable to correct and direct it – it is your personal problem. This is called "Being Brave". They can be completely independent of gender.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86311
 30.08.2013
The cat just burned off... pulled the mouse home and let her go... alive) Tom and Jerry, their mother!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86310
 30.08.2013
I came to the police station in the morning for theft of my bicycle. At the passage they are asked to wait, they say, an investigator will come out and lead you. The following is the dialogue between the investigative girl and the passing employee:
You have not yet received a new form?
Police officer: I am a police officer, and I will remain. I do not want to be a policeman.
And he leaves. The form is really old, a police officer. This is so.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86309
 30.08.2013
The guest sufferer
by 01:04
I don't know how about the criminals, but here my girl has been doing bodybuilding for 4 years, at first it was fun, but after a couple of quarrels and my broken nose, I am now afraid to say to her words across... In some sense we now have a perfect family.

The guest
by 10:50
The sufferer, if she’s engaged in bodybuilding, it just means she’s stronger. And you use the element of suddenness, such as attacking in the dark, from behind. Or learn the techniques of combat fighting, there the force of the enemy is not crucial, and in some ways it is even used against him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86308
 30.08.2013
and chat wow:
BBB joined the guild.
...
AAA on the network.
Who knows BBB? D is
CCC: I am
Aaa to WO! Add it to the plush.
CCC: already
BBB: What is it?
AAA is the red code. Grandma has arrived.
Bbb: Fuck, son, cover me up, tell me I am in a traffic jamming, I’m going!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86307
 30.08.2013
comments to the article on the sale of tuning "copey" for 300 thousand:
It is urgent! The main news of the city. I sell Soviet tuned turquoise refrigerator, found on the washing machine, painted, put energy-saving lamps, attached to it iPhone now it can do anything but not freeze! The price is 300,000 r.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86306
 30.08.2013
About the goats:
This is what, in our unit served as the commander of the squadron Lieutenant Kozlov - type, commander of the squadron of goats. And the chief of the PURVO at one time was Colonel-General Baranov, he was then still there, and if he had served until the general of the army (maybe he had served already, I don’t know) he would have become General of the Army Baranov.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86305
 30.08.2013
xxx: and while I picked up and divorced for sex, I was divorced for marriage (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86304
 30.08.2013
HH: Just so is it.
See also: argument.
This is a titanium argument. Thro human history, no one has invented a counterargument against him.
In fact, there is such an argument. And it’s called "and what".

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