I eat fish soup now, and I think of you because you are my fish.
You are my bird!
M: I will go with a slice of chicken.

Tomorrow we will bounce! We passed the moderation of the scraper at SAAS for Bitrix 24!
XXX: What is SaaS?
YYY: What a difference
ZZZ: What is the Difference
XXX is for sure. Forgive my stupidity.

She: Now I’m only interested in one question. How to download Linux Heroes
He is haha! Now I will help you.)
She: I’ll try it myself first. Winnie found it. But not today, though...
He: What did I find? OO
She is wine. never heard?
She: Nea
God, who am I meeting?

Thro the week, exactly 9 in the morning, I was mistaken by the number of a girl. It’s Friday and I just get up at 9 in the morning to submit the project. As usual a call.
Thank you for waking up. Again the wrong number?
At the end of the wire a pause, and then a laughing voice says:
I don’t have to call anywhere today, it’s my habit.

It’s a pity she doesn’t call me anymore.

Life is not chess: a real woman will never sacrifice a figure for a foot.

Rabbit in the New Year's Morning
My uncle revealed the secret of why he was called a rabbit in school until the tenth grade.
In the first grade before the New Year's Morning it turned out that he can't sing, dance too, and the poems from horror in front of the public completely forgets.
The teacher gave him a role. He had to jump around the rabbit around the tree after the story of the rabbit.
He tells me:
“Mom gave me an elegant suit: standing ears, a puffy tail on pants, even white gloves were found. The poem about the rabbit was read safely, I jumped out on the stage and let me jump around the tree tree... In the hall a stormy applause, full of enthusiasm, laughter, I am also delighted with my crazy success. After jumping through one circle, I went to the second, applause does not smell, I stumble at the third...
But here for some reason a teacher comes out on the stage and, saying something, pulls me out of the scenes.
It turns out I wore rabbit trousers in the back.

The inscription on the asphalt “I Slept With Your Wife Again!!!” It shook the whole house!!! to

Rjaca at work: SissAdmin configures the printer remotely on the accountant's compass. At the same time, I was sent to Skype:

Accountant: Thank you very much))) I am happy! )))
SysAdmink: Everyone is satisfied :)

In the family of 2 girls - the oldest first grade 6 years and the youngest 3 and a half years, the cat just begins to go to the garden (we only go 2 weeks).
Dependent for a couple of minutes: what other cat, why he goes to the garden and what side he is at all to the babysitter

I will walk.
Washing the dishes?
Yes Yes
As last time?! to
I hadn’t seen that Mukhtar was swallowing! It was like washing!

Corporate chat at 11:45

Dear employees!

Those who are in the hospital or are absent for any other reason, please report to the reception room before 12:00.

You are a miracle!
Why is?
Miracles are inexplicable, baby.

Spam from MTS:
"You are very lucky! You won 550 rubles! To get them, you just need to put 550 rubles on your account!"
The handcuff.

xxx: When I was a kid, I was always messed up with the phone - in addition to "100", I also numbered 200 and 300 and 900...
YYY: A "666" has been picked up?
XXX: No, I will take it.
YYY: Have you picked up? That they talk?
xxx: I call, and there "to call this subscriber type 8, 495..."))
YYY: I knew, I knew he lived in this city!! to

You betrayed me with admin.
If not then as then.
Core Console and Server
You could get into your lexicon.

The doctors gave the doll to the Minister of Health.

The Magic People! Voodoo people!

Friends, every year progress increasingly kills simple human emotions in us. The Internet drives out of our lives everything that is bright, good, creative. It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.

xxx: My iPhone 4 shows streaks. So much survived and did not withstand a small blow.The fifth one I once gave Ilya broke.
YYY: You’re so tough that you just switched to the fifth iPhone you had when the previous one broke. The Iron Man is simple.

by Pikachu

Looking forward to a series of posts from the author:
1) They say that you can get a lot of money for plastic surgery. Today I will teach you jaw-face plastic on the example of a doll and magazine "Young Carpenter No. 9 from 15.05.1982".
One gram of California is said to be worth $30 million. Today I will teach you how to assemble a nuclear reactor for the synthesis of superheavy nucleids, using the grandmother’s set of aluminum pots and the Conspect in Nuclear Physics for the first course of the specialty "DSP and DVP Plate Manufacturing Technology".

xxx: and in general, most of the rivers are named in our, comi-permian, (Finnish-Hungarian) language: Silva - Thalaya Water, Inva - Virgin Water (Tears), Moscow - cow water, Neva and many others.

We have the river Dnieper!

XXX is wrong. Your river should be called Dnepr-Va!