XHH: First about the population, the legs are wiped out, and then wonder "and why did the specialists leave the bulgor?777"
xxh: "Let’s get them back, let’s get them back for a penny"

Comment on the hashtag on the topic with the quest, which turned out to be the advertisement of the book:

ArbuzzzZ
The only similar thing I’ve encountered before is when a friend sent me a word with an image that had a link to the dropbox, where there was a qr-code with a link to Yandex.Disk with an archive with a txt-file that had a link to YouTube, which opened a three-second video on which this same friend was taking a screenshot printing, where in Word was written a pair schedule for tomorrow, which I had him, in fact, and asked...

And here I go home on the street, at 9 a.m., up to the shirt, loud, like a young Pushkin, with demonically red eyes, with a fisted finger, with a fragrance piece of soap in one hand and a three-kilogram hose overweight in the other, and I understand - the holiday, in general, succeeded :)

Having seen total South Asian faces, in each footage of the concert from Red Square, I understood for whom all these half-stars sing for money and why the second day does not take the garbage near the house.

Ngs: Also in the vicinity of the “frosts” yesterday on Lake Bludce celebrated the New Year in their traditional way Novosibirsk divers. They dropped a dressed tree under the water and led horvades around it.

Dear Father Christmas! When I guessed not to gain weight for the New Year holidays, I didn’t mean diarrhea and vomiting all these days!

XX: A well-known fact: the larger the machine, the smaller the member.
WOW: This is why they are in "The Unstoppable" on smart driving)

New Year’s chat:

Coffee Mandarin: Coat Ridge Monopoc: well and nick o_o

The best tweet of the day: We stumbled on January 1st

How do you celebrate the New Year? Prostitutes and cocks?
– Oh, almost with them... They should soon come... They promised...
Go to Diablo, or my ones are also delayed.

The incomprehensible Russian people

He was in the guests of friends, when he left, he paid attention to the fact that in the whole entrance there is not only one lamp... Under which the mark is written "Do not take someone else".

Does it mean that no one is signed?

1 January, 01-20
- and let us drink for those who stumble into tanks, woods, or counterfeits.
I need to call Kirill.

Dear Drivers!
Brake, crazy, before the transition.

Dear Santa, we behaved well (as much as possible with the passionate desire to get a long-awaited pregnancy) Please order for us a word before the tail. May this year we have a strong, healthy and smart baby!
All with New Year!

Today is the All-Russian Day of Abandonment of Television.
I have lived without television for many years. I learn from the internet, I watch movies in the movies. The struggle was listened to on the radio from the mobile.
Happy New Year, my friends! Ura to!

XXX: the mobile phone
XXX to buy?
YYY is short.

She proposed to her mother-in-law to create an account for him "In-contact", so that it would be more convenient to browse the communities interested in him.
No, do not have to! - he walked away and continued: - As they say, it is necessary to live in such a way that there is not enough time for social networks! - and again went to the television.

Anastasia Shmakova
At work, a girl came in and asked, can a programmer write code immediately without mistakes? In the head was: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Daniel came from hockey training, picked up water in the bath and said to the cat: "The coach said you have to strive to win! Important attitude for victory! And on such a note he throws the cat into the bath with the words:" Believe in yourself and swim!" Later when I wiped out the poor frightened cat and Danu mocked, he said: "It’s you, mom, that’s everything! No need to scream "What do you do! She feared you, and her will did not come together.

1 January :
What do we have for lunch?
Last year’s sailing