Lux: The real case. A witness told me today.

1986 in May. A teacher in the school calls a twin to the board.
Do you read anything?
–...
Read the newspapers!
I am reading...
-Then tell us what the country has a popular pain (meaning the accident at the Chernobyl NPP)
A little silent, the boy said:
Vodka is banned.

1st of January, nine in the morning. There are no cars, no people. The crowns are carving, the snow is filled with bloody glitters of confetti. The picture of the zombie apocalypse is organically completed by dog owners, somnambulistically walking their joyful pets.

HH: Well, how did he say?
Better you do not know.
HHH: So is it?
In my whole life, there has never been so much happening to me as it happened in one night.
In the first place, a stranger fell from above. The cat broke down the tree... it is still a mystery for me how it got to me.
No other way than through the ceiling.
WOW : WOW.
Then a drunk man knocked on the window and I regretted living on the first floor.
The smoke...
HH: I was there.

NH - as a repair - does not end as originally planned)))

I hope everyone has had time to promise to quit smoking, drinking, using drugs, finding a second half, learning a foreign language, changing jobs and bla bla bla bla. So let me remind you not to forget ;)

May this year be a magical and unforgettable year for everyone!

Oh, with my birthday at least Megaphone and Yandex congratulated me, and with the New Year at all no one...

The phrase of the first day of January was left behind a random passenger who met me at 10 a.m. on the street. I go from friends home to sleep, behind my back a backpack of 70 liters filled with all kinds of New Year's food, a man asks to smoke and, looking at the backpack, gives:
What are you from school?

And the point is not that I am currently in the fifth grade of the institute.

Sasha: I wonder how many herbs did the Indians try before they stumbled on tobacco?

by dimanich 20:19
Dear friends, I congratulate you all on the coming New Year. I hope that the NH will bring us a lot of positive and new emotions and fulfillment of all wishes. Happiness, health and love.

DDF 20:19
Dare to float
He desires
Scorpioned somewhere
by KAZEL!

What are you doing?
I am preparing for the new year.
How are you preparing?
I eat a mandarin =)

After the recovery, Skype received from one of his friends this log:

[19:58:05] hi hi you don’t borrow money on webmasters promptly hope to buy through cheats 2 with interest
[19:59:06] My friend: Hi! Has your computer caught a virus?
[19:59:25] The thief: No
[19:59:28] The thief: You are the chao!
[19:59:39] friend: then write as we know
Fuck, why are you so untrustworthy?

I am proud of my friends :)

C New Year, people, non-people and all-all!!! Admin to Cat! Schröder! Oh oh oh!! to

Glagol: I look out the window. Apparently, the clocks and letters don’t work. Everyone has fireworks!

and fire:
After sex, it must tell you that today I am just a king and a god, then wrapped up in a blanket, like a pigeon, sitting on the edge of the bed and cracking. The look crazy. Fisting under the nose. Not that I was very worried about it, but yesterday she said that I was somewhat strange, hanging shirts in color, maybe I should go to a psychologist? I still don’t know what to answer..."

I have been cooking potatoes since that year.

1 – It is not fat.
It is not slim)

In the summer I took a loan at the bank for a large amount and a long term.
Now for the New Year comes from this bank SMS-ka:
Bank "Take-to" wishes you financial well-being and long years of life.
Here are the fucks.

AAA: Congratulations on the New Year!
BBB: I wish you happiness!
Money, girls, all the goods!
Stalin, Beria and the Gulag!

On New Year’s Eve, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of love, someone dreamed of money, someone dreamed of happiness.
xxx: and only the programmer dreamed of making this fucking money.