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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91905
 31.12.2013
I'm an adult aunt, I don't want to crush the olive, I want public static void main, and also - a plush baby whirlpool ^_^

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91904
 31.12.2013
Chapter 5: Reviews of Babylon
In the first season, something.
If sorrow bears fruit, Russia would be a horn of abundance.
and this is in the conversation of the European woman of Russian origin and the Russian rabbi
The year: 2258
HH: I have bad news for us.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91903
 31.12.2013
We discussed with a colleague the quote that Legolas in The Hobbit looks more like Willis than Bloom.
It begins to emerge the assumptions that in the next part he should not appear in a triko, but in a maike-alkash and without shoes.

xxx: By the way, chronologically (according to the production chronology of the films) "Smaug Desolation" - is the fifth film.
xxx: This means that in the sixth film you can get a little away from the book and the dragon will be killed by Legolas.
XXX: Destroying him by the horse.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91902
 31.12.2013
A friend about Vivaldi.
Everyone likes music differently. I will not evaluate Bieber, I heard the name, the music failed. But Bieber is unlikely to be remembered in at least fifty years.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91901
 31.12.2013
and Politics.
To be great, you don’t have to be double-face.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №91900
 31.12.2013
@fulloloi: MEPs propose to reinstate the death penalty for terrorism. Death penalty for terrorists!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91899
 31.12.2013
From my city to Moscow and to Tel Aviv is approximately the same distance. A plane ticket to Tel Aviv was more than 1.5 times cheaper than a train ticket to Moscow. Of course, the plane ticket was taken for 1.5 months, and the promo tariff and all that, but nevertheless, it is time to somehow curb the shelter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91898
 31.12.2013
Michael: >< Even without chocolate I managed to get rid of it
You are a Jedi!
The pork master!

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91897
 31.12.2013
Once again, when ordering some figi on the Internet, they insisted on indicating FIO.

The name was "Kakaeva Hraznica".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №91896
 31.12.2013
The top of the "friendly" interface of the past were two identical buttons - one of which launched ballistic missiles and the second made coffee and seemed to be nowhere, but modern developers have gone further - now it is one button: to launch the missiles press and hold for about a second, to make coffee press and hold for a little less than a second...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91895
 31.12.2013
With VIO:

How to remove the stomach?
Category: Adobe Photoshop

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №91894
 31.12.2013
Everyone got it!first asked: you are not going to get married? married.Then: you are not planning children?Born a daughter.Then: and after the second when?Born a twin, well I think everyone will be behind, full family and bla bla bla bla, no, mother them so!!!Now they ask: and about divorce did she have thoughts?That’s what I want to do again... first, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91893
 31.12.2013
Poor naive “jugues”! You are probably firmly convinced that all of this – fame, angry money, rumbling and whispering of fans, visits to kings – all of this forever and on merit. But I am ready to bet that you will last another year and a half, and then there will be young people with even more stupid hairstyles and wild voices, and it will end!

And you will have to struggle to settle into small provincial cockroaches for a temporary job or go “bees” to new “chicks”.

But as for Beethoven, the same one whom you so persistently called in your song to “ride,” for him, I think, you can be calm.

N. Bogoslovsky about "The Beatles"

Forecasts are more accurate.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91892
 31.12.2013
You need to change your password every month:
Q: What password should I set up to remember after the NHG?
WOW: zero-five, zero-five, zero-five, zero-seven)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91891
 31.12.2013
VOL: I found a mouse of the brand E-Blue in the DNS. Imagine a New Year's promotion in the store for the sale of this mouse: "To every 10th buyer on E-Blue!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91890
 31.12.2013
I watched a TV show that will be broadcast on New Year’s Eve. On the screen, the stars shake their eyes, crocodile smiles, pretending that they are horribly funny. The advertisement ended with the words "New Year's Star Parade is approaching"... And this final part sounded really threatening!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91889
 31.12.2013
Dialogue in the kitchen:

Do you want tea?
I will
There is no more :(
I will not mean.
If you don’t want to drink tea, sit down with the little one while I drink my own.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91888
 31.12.2013
When I sit at the dealer, I wait for the car. I can't rju ))) here a table with paints stands, on the wall children's drawings, one is very well drawn and stands out, I fit, and he is signed - Tanya Vasilyeva, 25 years old )))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №91887
 31.12.2013
Everyone with an unforgettable New Year!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91886
 31.12.2013
XX: How bad these accountants and managers are! They think of themselves as the pope of the earth.
YYY: And do they not know that the pop of the earth is you?

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