Allexx: And still wondering who is cooler – Machete, who is the Revenge itself, or Chuck Norris?
Mahni: I will tell you this, son, no one has ever seen Machete and Chuck at the same time.

Advice to the Cookers:

xxx: Well, once such a drunkard has gone, advise the acid or other chemistry to pour into the pot, in which six months ago the chicken turned into NGYARCHHY, to reclaim from NGYARCHHY the pot back.
YYY: Hm... we had a half-semester in the pot compartment with pasta inside. Six months later, when it was remembered, a civilization derived from pasta used toxic gas in an attempt to invade the territory of the pot and establish contact.

Do not use napalm. The story of the film "Evolution" can be repeated. Ideal is nitric oxide. He will not only untraceably erase the NGYARCHHH, but also the pot.

A story about life in England:

In the West, the kejual is fashionable, everyone tries very hard to look like they did not try very hard to look very good.

I am a fucker...
Simb@: This is how you look!!! to

Two frogs fell into a pot of cream. One gave up and
She drowned, and the second started shouting, “Wolves! The wolf, and all that.
They laughed and Vanessa cried.

I am standing at the stop, smoking, a boy and a girl of 14 years maximum. The girl says something in elevated tones, gestures and so on, the boy silently tolerates. I speak out loud as if no one "so small, and already brains fucking". The boy stands up like a buried, after a few seconds he looks at me and says "And you are right", and sending the girl goes in the opposite direction.

How can you forget a person whose IP is lower than that of a monkey?
I’ll count you by IQ!It is 111.
Zzz: I have a dynamic IQ.

A lazy man is easily recognized by his beard and shaved head.

Exotic fish
The place of action is the zoo. Department of Aquarium. I look at “selling” fish. Beauty is close to nirvana. Suddenly I find a species of fish that my acquaintance has been looking for for a long time. I pressed the buttons of my mobile phone:
Hello to you! I am in the aquarium. There are snowmills. You wanted them, right? Who is you? And how much? There are black ones here. Let’s deal later. I’ll buy it now and you’ll get it tonight.
have agreed. They said goodbye.
He comes in tonight:
- Irka, you can imagine, I talked to you, and then I see - my colleagues from the heck have already slipped under the tables. I ask them, “What happened?” They cannot even say words. They just sneak because they can’t laugh anymore. Then, when they calmed down, they quoted part of our conversation with you, which they heard unilaterally:
Hello to you! It is great! I want! I want very much! I have long wanted! I have girls! A couple! If not, give them three. Only the white ones! How much money? It suits! I’m running to you at six in the evening!

According to the government’s statement, Russians will be able to monitor their pension online from 2014.
Whether they will get it in real, the government does not yet specify.

And yet – be more human and responsive; it is terrible that in the masses everyone is not just indifferent, but aggressive. And the topic of cats here in general has nothing to do with it - I don't see why to oppose one another: if you pick up homeless cats / do shelters for animals - great.

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Listen, go in and on with your human love. No one of the beggars in the city is full of beggars, and who ask for money for the road, for bread, for a ticket. They refused to buy what they asked for. Give all the money. And when a grown man stands in the store, who is bigger than me and cheers for the little things, no humanity is enough.

here here :
I realized that qr codes became popular when I saw on the wall of a neighboring house a three-letter word written by the hooligans in the form of the qr code.
— — —
You are like small! This is the same elementary catch "on the wall": on the wall QR code, around the corner - the same hooligans. They sit and wait - when there is a curious with the smartphone...

The worst thing is to get stuck between "I want to crack" and "I don’t want to crack"
ууу: even worse - the wrong conclusion in the self-analysis of needs "I want to crack" / "I want to crack";

XXX: And I usually think about stopping.
xxx: when I get closer and because of the glass, the beard roar goes through
YYY: And you say to them in the window right away - oh you are Christ-sellers, are you obsessed with hell? Oh the curse 😉
YYY: I know a pop who always tells them so))
YYY: They are immediately afraid - the rope is in the gun
YYY: I even said to one of the divorce couples, with the expression of so, terribly increasing the sound, so he sat down on his feet and closed his head with his hands.

In Maccafe in the village of Tretyakov next to a couple of lovers. The guy comes out and says to the girl:
I don’t know what the metro station is called. Here, for example, is the "Illitch Square". Well, you will think, the man invented the light bulb, and in his honor the station was named!

Oh ladies...
When I was a high school student, there was a legendary head of the road department in the city. With him, the men came out like wet mice with a new gray in whiskers. Generally a beast. People respected and feared.
Then we moved to his neighbor’s house to live. Daddy and the dog went for a walk one day and accidentally heard (the 2-storey Stalin house) how this boss's wife is chasing, and he apologizes for not washing the dishes before her arrival. The parents were in silent shock. And then it turned out that the Beast he is at work for everyone, and his wife (about 100kg) on his arms is carried in the direct and transferable sense and at home a quiet and loving husband.
That’s how it happens in life 😉 😉 😉 😉

There was such an ancient poet - Archiloh.
Sometimes I think I’m his reincarnation.

In childhood, when we were chewing on pipe crops, those who used expensive rice, rather than cheap pearls, were considered major.

XXX: the cat pulls out of the table, and knocks in the window
There’s a lot of interesting things going on.)
You don’t need any window.
XXX and the kitchen
There are only pigeons.)

I remembered a case with a recursion in real life.
It seemed to have been in 1999.
Some Orthodox university. The charitable concert. Leaders with speech defects.
In the middle of the program, before the next speech, the host came out and said: "The choir of Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaika - Zaikonospasskiy monastery". During this tirade, the host was terribly red and embarrassed, which caused him to cuddle long enough. The chorus was able to perform normally only five minutes later. Even the toughest strict fathers crashed together with the whole hall. It was a pity for the leader. But it was funny until it came out.