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The new year on Euromaidan will be without Modern Talking and Pink Floyd. They would also invite The Beatles and The Doors.

Recall of the printer.
The shortcomings:
1st It starts loud and shuts off for a long time.
2nd Hypnotizing the cat.

The girl returns home late in the evening. It is dark, scary, no soul. He approaches the house and suddenly hears a voice:
Girl, let’s get to know you.
She was so frightened that she could not find anything better than to say:
I will scream!! to
The guy is not upset:
Well, it will be later... but for now let’s just get to know!

I sit and listen to the radio. There is a loss between the broadcasts: "Auto Radio, one country, one road..." So I wanted to add: "...for the whole country"

The most epic thing you can do in the coming year is to forget to pay for the yen ;)

yyy: interesting, first these people give vivid advice on the type of "need to live your life", "need to be yourself" and more
YYY: And then they criticize me for my minimalist lifestyle, non-commerciality and some bad habits.
YYY: It was like I was someone else from birth, and the last ten years decided to rise.

It is like a grandfather. A year beats you, then a year you break off on the new ones. It didn’t start with us and it won’t end with us.
Yes, it will only be worse.

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So if you don’t want it to get worse, why keep it going?
I never understood that logic.

The female fantasies.

I have a boss nervously dissolved to the limit #ka. When she begins to splash out her wickedness on me again, I imagine that I have a heavy baseball beat in my hands, and I with a good stunt, with a throwback, from the heart, carry through half of her bald neck. I’ve noticed several times that after my “shock” she’s lacking enough to fully wear her brain, she begins to repeat and get confused in insults...
Probably, my appearance becomes not guilty or offended, but mysteriously dreamy. It must be that it defeats her from the desired degree of aggression and does not allow her to receive the former pleasure from the humiliation of the subordinate. And to get home to me lately it has become much less common.

Xxx: - should buy a film on the number, so that the radars do not detect
Wow: - buy an icon better, the effect is roughly the same! ))
I am a Muslim)
So half a month!
There is already one.)
WOW! is a hole! Buy the second, you can’t save on safety! and :)

The Anonymous Chat:

Is it true that the universe is infinite?
No, it’s a closed four-dimensional ball flying in the fuck.
Go naked!! to

M1: She also loves the ass
M2: O my man
M1: there is no such scratch that would run right now

Don’t look at the productivity index.

What is not in the spirit?
Tonight I go home with my husband and he asks:
What will we cook for the New Year?
I am (rejoicing)
The Pellets!
And he was offended and did not talk to me for an hour, and I sincerely suggested, I will not understand - what did I do wrong?! to

Perl’s daughter is out!
Let’s look at Leopold about ozverine.
Bee first! Then goodbye!

And in our factory, the people are conscious, since 29.12. do not go to work on personal transportation. How to drive back drunk.

Description of baking bread
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I’m 10 years old, but I’ve had to make a few changes. I pulled the testes out of fluoroplast. The factory bearings and saucer died within a month. If you do not turn the testes, then the toothbrush died in 4 months. Shortly overwhelmed the slides and put the belt from the old rotor. Well, the shape also slipped, buy as a spare part new nowhere. There are no other calls. Really a miracle.
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You are a victim of EEG.
We need carpet bombings and mass shootings.
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Fuck your mother, a bombardment! I took it and got upset at the end of such a fierce speech.

Painting wallpaper in the kitchen. Half of the wallpaper is already carved, the second half is still the previous wallpaper.
This is the design! The zoning!
This is the area of Lenny.

Didro, as well as coat, depot, cinema, dynamo,
Wine and dominoes don’t go together.

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pour wine into a gasoline tank, lick wine, drown in wine, or find blame for other uses than drinking

Comments to the video, where the girl during the right to comment on each of her actions:
xxx: found pedestrian type "grandmother" - missed
Yyy: I’m afraid to imagine what she’s saying during sex...
zzz: Hands on the back, legs up, eyes closed, op-op-op...