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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90945
 11.12.2013
and Finally:
to this:

Russia will buy snow from Israel for the Olympics. Russia is buying snow. In the United States"

These machines are only produced there. And yes, there are the same cars in Courchevel.
And yes, they stand at all Winter Olympics – this is the IOC’s requirement for the temperature, density and humidity of snow. And even if the Olympics were in Kamchatka, the slopes would still have to be filled with snow from these cars on top of the already existing - otherwise the athletes' results would not depend on their skills, but on the quality of snow.

You do not know the mat. part, do not philosophize.
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In fact, the match was not bought in Israel. There were no Israeli cars at the Olympics - there are only two such in resorts - in Switzerland and Austria. Artificial snow on demand - yes, but from ordinary guns. Another thing is that they work at negative temperatures, and in Sochi is not the fact that the weather is lucky. And the Israeli all-weather, excellent installations, but did not buy them ours, coveted. Abbey will pass.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90944
 11.12.2013
The corporate chat.

A: I quote
A section of the road marked with a 3D effect appeared as part of an experiment on the 325 km of the federal road M7 "Volga" near the city of Gorohovtsy of the Vladimir region, reports ITAR-TASS with reference to the representative of the Moscow-Nizhny Novgorod motorway management.

The drawing is applied to the asphalt in such a way that from a distance there is the impression that the mark turns into a border. According to the authors, the driver, having noticed such an "obstacle", should reduce speed, as well as pay attention to pedestrians.

Q: A 3D glasses are not issued when entering the track?))

Q: there the cushions will be filled with metal breakdown.)

A: Someone is flying 150, here a hook is a border in the middle of the road. Braking on the floor and steering on the side)))

T: and there are 3D bushes painted on the concrete wall))

A: ))))))))))))

Z : )))

A : ) )

R is 😉

by SK)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90943
 11.12.2013
SMS of mail:

AA: I made a salad of funchese today, we’re waiting for you to swallow.
A: in the evening
BBB: The word "problat" was a little wary, but we are prd!))
BBB: Come on
Aaaah, if only Freud did not see both of them 😉

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90942
 11.12.2013
I bought my mom a barber machine in a fold. I think - well, I use my naphyg, I drag my mommy, and when my mommy is dull, I will use it. In a month I think - well it's time to use my own, I see, and they are already in the end. I know who I am so clever...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90941
 11.12.2013
I’m somewhat wrong when I sleep, the pillow runs away from me. I wake up in the morning with my head on the bench and a pillow in the corner. I do not know what to do.
Read the mythology.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90940
 11.12.2013
The Law of Relationships: Anything you say will be used against you in a quarrel, absolutely anything.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №90939
 11.12.2013
So then:
The Psychopaths:
A tall guy in a blue jacket, courageously pudding a dog while running on the beach! I’m waiting for you to run in the same place every morning at 8:30.

A girl in a white sporting suit and her friend with an injury.

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Great, I will come :) And then with both of you in case of the use of injury as a lawyer such an amount of distraction, it will hardly appear) Attack, with the use of traumatic weapons on a preliminary plot, resulting in injury. More moral damage.

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What if they find a lawyer much smarter than you (this doesn’t seem to be a problem) and infuse animal abuse? Which one of them would you be the first to get the same honor? With the dog?

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Violent treatment (which was not there, based on this information), even in its presence, is not easy to prove. But if these boobies of the guy are just shot from the injury, there is room for creativity.

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Shooting is not necessary. Scare and squeeze the ass for a brain massage, localized there. Fuck he will prove it.

It is...

And what fucking dog did your dog run without a hammer and a leash? The right guy did, and a claim may be filed against you for violating the rules of walking. As long as you do not walk your wooden wagons according to the rules, we will piss them as part of self-defense. The fucks.
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It seems that where the dog Maidan is nursing, or

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90938
 11.12.2013
to this:

"People who speak "in Ukraine" are the same people who speak "in Rostov". We need to teach them how to speak "in Uganda")"

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In the lifetime editions of D. E. Rosenthal’s reference book on spelling it is written that: “The combination in Ukraine arose under the influence of the Ukrainian language (p.: in Poltava, in Chernigov) and supported by the expression on the outskirts".
As we can see, from which country to approach, but better, more worthy and more independently to live... in Ukraine!

As for the general rule governing the use of excuses “in” and “on” with the names of countries, locations and islands (in Uganda, Uruguay, Paraguay, but in Ukraine, Kuban, Cuba), there is no clear separation.

Learn the mother tongue

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90937
 11.12.2013
- But I am tormented by the question... here is the inflatable doll, this, with an eternally surprised face, how to wash after the act of intercourse? To swallow there, turn it out, or wipe it inside with a wet towel? Oh and Annie?
You’ve done the cleaning again, right?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90936
 11.12.2013
If you don’t find life interesting, maybe you’re not looking there.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №90935
 11.12.2013
Not mine, but the appearance of a puppy in our house struck this story: When we bought a German Shepherd puppy, Dad decided to follow the advice of professionals. It was said that we cannot allow a puppy to feel his power, and no matter how much he cuddles, we should not show sympathy. On the first night we left the puppy in the kitchen and, obeying father’s orders, did not go to him. To my surprise, the puppy quickly stopped cuddling. In the morning, my mother saw my father sleeping in the kitchen, and a happy puppy lay on his chest.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90934
 11.12.2013
Khodorkovsky is the only Russian who can be sure of his tomorrow.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90933
 11.12.2013
In the evening, I look at the hysterical rust from the second floor. There is a roaring man and five hysterically roaring employees.
Comrades, a mail to customers?
- * through scratches, with a decision* so I approach him, usual "Hello, you have something to suggest?"
and Nowa?
It was like "You Fucked Me Yesterday!!!and "
obsessive service so obsessive))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90932
 11.12.2013
ccrko60: How long does the internet run?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №90931
 11.12.2013
Ekaterina Yarceva
People from the past do not allow us to live the real life.

Andryushka Okuneff
The Terminator (

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90930
 11.12.2013
How is the weather in Peter?
yyy: today 0 +5
We are very cold! :) We are very cold. My dog was so frozen that he fell on his side as he cracked.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №90929
 11.12.2013
I was a witness to a beautiful scene in the zoo. In front of me, a girl asks the seller for cat drops in a thistle from worms.
What is the weight of the animal?
Noah, let’s get 40 kilos.
(b) O_____O
(d): I have eight of them in a private house)))

Great in my opinion) "How many cats do you have?" - "About 40 kilograms!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90928
 11.12.2013
awake
In the warm season, the cobra on the belt is dangerous. Not very recommended. Too much attention attracts and stimulates to hit from behind when stealing.

Boba_Fett
You can wear an inner belt (iwb) under a shirt / shirt.

Lubezny
Do you need to get it out of the shirt quickly?

Boba_Fett
It all works if you exercise.

k1b0rg
If you wear a T-shirt. The frightening effect is no worse than weapons (like connecting with a psychic tearing his clothes).

Lubezny
Per, in order to enhance this effect, you can instead of a trunk under a T-shirt pull some rubbing pattern of a hooligan object (for example, a phalloimiter). As long as you pretend to be psychic, it’s all that.

k1b0rg
Not the shirt, but the pants.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90927
 11.12.2013
I watched the movie "The Dark World. The balance" Really fantastic!
You can still believe that there are shadows, that they drink the energy of people, that there are portals that can be drawn with a bubble of under paint, but to believe that there is a stack of galvanized sheets on the roof is a fantasy!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90926
 11.12.2013
About the native village:

The village is small but interesting. You go to the left - you will go to the store, you will go to the right - you will go to the store, you will go straight - you will also go to the store, you will go back...
YYY:... for diversity you will get into the home of veterans.
There is also a shop.

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