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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122455
 30.12.2015
This year's autumn weather
He was long in the courtyard.
Winter is waiting, nature is waiting.
The snow fell only in January.
The third at night.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122454
 30.12.2015
Olya, are you a girl?
Olive: Yes
XXX is PRUFF?? to
Tagged: avatar
Not all the girl that is on the avatar girl
Oh all that.
XXX: I believe

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122453
 30.12.2015
From Martha Ketter:

Through all of our networks, a single, feminist speaking, mosquito broke into the house and bit me. There was a myth that she bites only once and calms for eight hours. Experience tonight and Google showed that it is a lie, to feed a woman at once is impossible, will drink blood as long as there is a place in the abdomen, and it is heavily stretched. So Gandhi will not get out of me, I will have to pursue and kill. I also learned that a thousand mosquitoes can completely dry out a person. and more.
Mosquitoes have no childhood.
In four days, the girl grows from a larvae to an adult woman and lives a month, full of sadness. Half of her life she is a widow, because the male will die in two weeks. She can’t get away from the house more than a kilometer. And here I presented myself: a maid, lonely, young, swollen three times, with an unpleasantly worn face. The cross is wrapped on the cross in a worn cloth, looking, subtly and sorrowfully subduing. Do I still want to destroy her? Yes, no, I don’t know, I can’t think about it now, when the new year and everyone should be happy. I will shut my head with a blanket and try to wake up in a different, more perfect world where no one needs to be killed.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №122452
 30.12.2015
C Picaboo

Nutrition
I am 24 years soon 25 I am a freelancer I want to immediately let go of everything and go to work on the icebreaker (

Ashcraft
The same shit.
Let us recycle the ship, sail on Tortuga, recruit a team and melt the ice for the need of our black soul?

Cleshic
My tears turned. Indicate the port where we will meet and I will join you, no matter what it costs me, gentlemen!

Matrix Collapse
I think this port is: 80 :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122451
 30.12.2015
Boys, can we work tomorrow? I seriously
I think it will be enough for a maximum of 3 hours.
xxx: this is enough to make our monthly plan
I agree, lol

When the leader is far away...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122450
 30.12.2015
As sweet, 36 - Voronezh Oblast, 31 - Belgorod, 46 - Kursk. My address is not a home or a street. Write to Icho.
............
I write. Do you know at all that the bondage law was abolished at the same time as in the white stone? And we are here - who could have thought! We have the courage to move freely and communicate with people not only on the Internet. And yes, personally, I regularly shoot from Kursk to Voronezh and Belgorod, to contractors. And the colleague does not go out and HMAO (Hello, Oleg Palych! And I’m in Belgorod now, it’s warmer here, and you’ve left in shoes! We live in Kursk. Suddenly is it? And we have friends in different areas, not in different subway branches. And enough everywhere to whisper the formula "Russia=Moscow+Wikipedia". Our lives here are very different from what you see in your statistics and online.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122449
 30.12.2015
News: "Match TV" blocks Russian pirate sports broadcasts on the Internet

This is why I love these materials – you always learn a lot of new addresses

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122448
 30.12.2015
Review of "Machete Kills" The moment when a couple of main characters break through the wall between Mexico and America.

I remembered a not quite appropriate, but close to the spirit moment. Hermes and Bender of the "Futurama" crash into the shield "Welcome to Mexico, the silver prize winner of the Mexican-American War".


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122447
 30.12.2015
by Elkosrač

I am sorry to cut the trees. If everyone will cut the trees by the New Year, we will have a few pins instead of the forest. It’s good for old women out when there are pins in the woods.
Why this?
“Why is it...” It’s blatant. You can sit on them! What will the birds do, rabbits? Did you think of them?
Who will think of us? Admiral Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenstern.
- Let me ask for the purpose of improving education - and who will be Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenstern?
I do not know. This is the name of the ship on which my grandmother was sailing.
Probably he wasn’t like you, he was a good man, since his name was a steamer. He would not cut the tree. Not that some...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122446
 30.12.2015
Xxx
Guys, your startup will start up immediately as soon as you learn to understand the difference between "functional" and "functional".

YYYY
This is a matter of small! Read a few articles on Wikipedia and the world at our feet!

Zzz
And also between competence and competence, technique and technology, essence and essence, fonts and fonts.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122445
 30.12.2015
There are no trusting rich people.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122444
 30.12.2015
Destroying the terrorists? In the sort? The plane?

On May 8, 1972, the Sabena airline’s Boeing 707 was captured by four terrorists and landed in Tel Aviv. The kidnappers demanded the release of more than 300 Palestinians in Israeli prisons, promising otherwise to begin killing the passengers of the plane.

The attack was to be carried out by Sayeret Matkal, the famous special forces of the General Staff of the Israeli Defense Army, which at that time is still considered one of the most experienced and trained in the world. Nevertheless, the task facing the special forces was not trivial - in 1972 no unit could boast of the successful release of hostages from a passenger plane.

Preparations for the assault began almost immediately after landing. The special forces secretly installed listening devices on the plane, and also disabled the hydraulics and dropped the tires, adjusting the failure of the aircraft. At the other end of the airfield in the hangar put a similar "Boeing-707", in the cabin of which the capture groups began to work out the upcoming assault. One day later, the training was completed and the captured aircraft under the guise of aircraft technicians was advanced 16 fighters "Sayeret Matakal", who secretly carried weapons and special equipment.

Special forces dispersed under the plane and began to knock on the fuselage, imitating repairs. In fact, at this time, the folding stairs were assembled, along which three groups entered the Boeing from different directions. The entire assault took only 90 seconds and was performed almost perfectly - only one of the hostages died, and two women-terrorists special forces were able to capture alive. The terrorist leader was so frightened that he tried to escape in the toilet. There, in the sort of “Boeing”, he was soaked by operatives.

Operation Isotope, among other things, is interesting and the composition of the participants. The commander of the unit that stormed the Boeing was Captain Ehud Barak, the Prime Minister of Israel in 1999-2001. During a shooting in the cabin, the young lieutenant Benjamin Netanyahu, who is head of Israel right now, was wounded. So if someone tells you that the special forces are just a gathering of pumped men with weapons – give him this example.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №122443
 30.12.2015
If a lonely young neighbor says to you, “If you need something, come in, don’t be embarrassed,” the first evening go in and don’t be embarrassed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122442
 30.12.2015
Be precise in your wishes, they have the ability to come true.

Hello, dear Santa Claus! In the new year of 2016, I want a salary three times higher than it is now. At least at two. I have everything."

A small addition: at the same price level.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №122441
 30.12.2015
... and you will see people who are arranging to work in the regional center for 15-17k rubles //"but every month" (c) Billy Bons//, because one fuck, for the larger amount - only by acquaintance.
A, yes, employment - 12 hours a day, 2/2 (180 hours a month)
2015 and December.
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He will see nothing. Tomesh out of the third transport - only on the plane, only on vacation (otherwise - reference, because in the province for an unfiltered market will be able to scratch and from a student). And in the default city it produces a) reports and b) stones in the internet. For example about employment. Meanwhile, in the regions, the salary of the operating nurse does not reach the black. Let’s talk about employment? Sitting on a chair under a condey and breeding bats in the internet is easier than standing up for two shunts a day, serving tools, and then cleaning it all out for the surgeon... But from there they can see who earns how much and who is busy...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122440
 30.12.2015
I am :
I will never anything, my hands make a labyrinth, my brain can’t come up with anything original, I’m terrible, why did I go to the appliances at all...
The inner voice:
Well, it is so for everyone. The important thing is to believe in yourself and work on yourself. You are not worse than others, if you try, you will succeed.
I am :
Maybe we go to work?
The inner voice:
and no.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122439
 30.12.2015
- "Return to" - is it how?
Does anyone know Russian here? Back to the floor, face to the floor.
In the context of the continuing euro-repair of the Russian language (coworking, crowdfunding, oupen space, etc.)Per you should already say "Facebook" and "Facebook".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122438
 30.12.2015
I read a book, a quote: "Isaiah Mackenzie" or, as family members of the crew named their ship when they thought they were not heard by the bosses, "Isaiah"...
I can't read any more, I sit and cry.
The SuperDreddnout missile carrier “Iza”!
XHH: (beats face to table)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122437
 30.12.2015
In the office at the lunch break, a wild loud whisper in the hall. I go out of the server and see what happened.
One employee has an iPhone with Siri, the other has a Windows Phone with Cortana. Put on the table and contemplate the battle of artificial idiots. Adults and serious people.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122436
 30.12.2015
Pope of Rome:

Stop calling the firefighters!!! to
It is steam, not smoke.
On the balcony electric grill, boiling steak.
P.S I want to be silent."

Put the fork and take the goffrous out. When your white steam flows out of the ventilation pipe hanging in the hood, rather than directly from the fork, it becomes clear that it is steam. Fartuk is made in half an hour from sludge and carvings, a meter of hoffra costs less than half a stick. But, of course, the knowledge of all the micro-region that you have chosen a new corner, it does not cancel.

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