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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136381
 29.11.2016
Listen, and why, when I write that I have to fuck, who in what is running in the dressing room and calling for less to look at the sides, if the reality is too harsh for you, all automatically assume that it is me - a happy exhibitionist? The option, when I hold my pop in cowards, but do not look at other people and do not scare them - it is not considered? Strange, in my opinion, is the most appropriate position.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136380
 29.11.2016
Civilization V fans have organized a Democraciv community on Reddit, through which they jointly manage the party in the game.

At the moment, Democraciv players play in Civilization V for England, and, as is the case in real democracy, some of them directly control the game process, and some argue about how to do it.

The Democraciv community consists of six political parties, which include real Reddit users. Among them are the Pirate Party, the National Democrats, and even the organization called the Space Communists.

The Democraciv government consists of three departments – legislative, judicial and executive. The first develops the laws that govern the process of the game itself, the second resolves the conflicts that arise between the participants, and the third directly plays in Civilization V.

The distribution of roles between Democraciv participants is tied to the game process. Among Reddit users there are mayors who decide how to develop cities, there are ministers responsible for trade and diplomacy, and there are generals who are responsible for moving troops on the map, but they have no ability to declare war on anyone.

The Democraciv Constitution, formed by the editors, has 28 pages of text, which affirms all basic rights and freedoms of users.

In order for all participants to monitor the game, the project uses the Twitch channel, but it does not always show the gameplay of Civilization V.

For example, on November 28, Twitch held a two-hour open debate involving dozens of users.

As Kotaku notes, the gamers are still well able to cope with their task. At the moment, elections are taking place in the project, and Democraciv-run England is waging a war with Siam.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №136379
 29.11.2016
I stand at a stop. Waiting for the tram. On the contrary, just stopped one, and since it is very close to a pedestrian crossing, people are missing. And I watch through the windows. Suddenly I notice a friend in this tram, and I begin to take her hands. She looks through me with the eyes of a dead fish and doesn’t notice. I start to fool around the window, make grims and so on. She noticed, mashed, and smiled. Going out of the tram. I recognized briefly.

She went out, as she recognized herself. We met, invited to go to the oculist together. I hope I will recognize her.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136378
 29.11.2016
of Mayakovskaya. The man counts money and he gets 100 rubles.

This is what the girl with blue hair looks at and then the dialogue:

D: You lost the money.

I do not raise anything from the ground.

The girl approaches and raises the stake, puts it in her pocket.

M: Return the bill, or you are not doing well.

While I was driving home, I didn’t know what to think.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №136377
 29.11.2016
The appeal of “good time of day” only irritated me once, when it was submitted to me with an unclear sign: “good time, day.” So I wanted to answer: "You are the day, from day to day and I hear".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №136376
 29.11.2016
Canakau: Name Newton's Second Law
Diamond: Dima, I studied physics, not a lawyer!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136375
 29.11.2016
About the dressing. I remembered youth. Communication shower and toilet, in which there were no doors on cabins. And there was no one in the shower (for six persons) even the barrier itself. How hard the first time was... I was personally interested in the confidentiality of MY naked body. Only the first semester.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136374
 29.11.2016
How to name a chip manufacturing company?
2: Nuow, for example, the chip publisher
1: And the emphasis in which place?
2 what you like)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136373
 29.11.2016
And washing and drying such hair at home religion does not allow, right?

With pleasure! As the first test teleport will be launched from the house to the pool, I will be the first in line to dry up at home. Unfortunately for now. And no hat gives a guarantee of leakage if the hair is larger than on the baldness :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №136372
 29.11.2016
and greetings
"Good day for you!"
c) Kipling
and good food! "
c) Heinlein


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136371
 29.11.2016
It is bad when a person is poor, especially bad if not for money but for something else.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136370
 29.11.2016
I am a girl. The most common, never even male-like, but tall (181 cm) and with the corresponding growth size of the leg. If I go to the store for sports shoes, most often I immediately wrap into the men's department, so as not to waste time.
The seller-consultant, a young man of 20 years with a small, in response to the request to bring the same size bigger suddenly exploded by a loud tirade from the series: "Well, it is necessary, the girl - and suddenly the leg is bigger than I have!" And all the people in the store suddenly dropped their stuff and gave up on me. I am not a shy ten, but it became somewhat uncomfortable. And suddenly, somewhere in the neighborhood, there was a loud voice:
What if the girl is even more?! to
Everyone forgot about me and went to the consultant. I did not see the owner of the voice, but thank him, saved from complexes!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №136369
 29.11.2016
Igor had such uncertain plans for the evening that in the store he bought condoms, a book and a spatula.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136368
 29.11.2016
I will tell you one funny thing.

>>>> I work in a pharmacy. It happens that people run away without a check and then I make a discount, break the check and take the difference for myself. Sometimes it is up to 1200 r per day.

If you gave the deposit before you broke the check, then at one point you will press on a check purchase from the tax authority.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136367
 29.11.2016
You will never earn money if you still believe it is being earned.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №136366
 29.11.2016
I have a 23 inch monitor.
I have 26
zzz: and the horse is equally x@y more

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №136365
 29.11.2016
Zzz: Do you like to swim?
YYY: No one loves
xxx: said the man with the iPhone 7
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №136364
 29.11.2016
The Observation :
In school, in the universe, in several places where they had to work, technicians store inventory in the male toilet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136363
 29.11.2016
XXX: The Psychology of Man
There they teach how to suck a penis, explain how to lie to an ex-boy to get him back and how to flirt with a girl and not fuck.
What is the Holi Shield? Philosophy is called...
This is called the section About the Most Important! 2 million dollars signed on this Houthi
In theory, 1 million girls are better at sucking a penis.
Oh yeah :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №136362
 29.11.2016
A girl worked in the press service.
She is a philologist...
XXX: So come somehow NS work and tell me a nightmare dream
I write I speak diploma on the subject: Contradictions in 18th-century Japanese poetry.
XXX: And she told the director to read...
xxx: from the director with a visa: eliminate contradictions

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