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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №137261
 26.12.2016
Q: Do you want to ignore me too?
WOW : Why?
If I am not the first to write, you are silent.
How to Prepare for Statistics?
XHHH : be quiet.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137260
 26.12.2016
Congregatio: How good it was to Diogenes... The dust was poured out of the barrel, and the house was removed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №137259
 26.12.2016
Librarian Elena
When I saw the rotting
I smell but quietly
To observe silence

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137258
 26.12.2016
Toilets in school do not affect intelligence. It is given from birth.
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Academic psychology is now just shaken by this revelation! It is extremely curious how many units the author will score at least in the Eisenka test, carried out in laboratory conditions.
For reference: at birth, a person only receives a pledge of anything. Without a targeted impact, they do not develop (for example, Maugli).

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №137257
 26.12.2016
>> three stable compounds: potassium potassium, potassium potassium and potassium potassium.

If the cat is young, watch it closer - you can see an unstable compound of potassium playing. It easily translates into one of the three sustainable ones.
be careful! The state of potassium playing can be dangerous to the nervous system!! Possibly the appearance of the state of potassium ahtygad!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137256
 26.12.2016
>>> Have you ever tried the head? It is never too late to start.

Let me guess, are you one of those who think that the leaflet "Photographing is prohibited" at the entrance of the supermarket automatically cancels the effect of Article 29 of the Constitution? And what is forbidden to photograph within a mile radius of the border post?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137255
 26.12.2016
Well, my idiot chemist called our cat potassium.
YYY: And what then?? to
xxx: and nothing, just now we are constantly forming three stable compounds: potassium potassium, potassium potassium and potassium potassium.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137254
 26.12.2016
Shepherd, a completely normal child 5 years old, but: does not know how to handle animals.There is a cat and a shepherd at home, she first brought them.The shepherd is the smartest and most obedient creature, bite or even bite she can not, education does not allow. The cat, in general, lives exclusively in the closets, moving around the apartment with rapid throws, to the toilet only goes at night. We went to the zoo. There were also contact animals, with employees.Now Mashenka immediately burned up and began to run between them.
Particularly she liked camels.Papa also talks about the ships of the desert. And then she jumps and hangs at the camel on the tail!Everything happened in seconds: the camel did (2 cages of green jade) jumped 2m forward, and the plum in Mashenka, it just shoots down. Further, the camel gets stuck in the corner and roar wildly.In the inside, surrounded by the crowd gathered, Mashenka and her embarrassed mother roar no less wildly. Daddy is running around and suffocating, restraining laughter. The worker of the zoo, in horror, grabbed his head and bragging incomprehensible, but obviously obscene words, looks at the child, then the poor camel.
The carpet was washed, of course. The clothes washed. I even gave a tiger. Masha rejected the camel. Dad apologized for Masha for a long time, adding $50, the workers apologized for the camel even longer, refusing to take. In general, everything is okay.Mashenka now treats animals with respect, even to small ones

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137253
 25.12.2016
Who would have thought a few years ago that a review about the electric boiler in full seriousness could contain the phrase: "disadvantages: no Wi-Fi"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №137252
 25.12.2016
I have a puppy George at home. Green and big. I bought it only because when I was walking around the pet shop, this feathered pirates looked at me as a bitch and turned away. When I brought this creature home and joyfully touched him with my finger, he bit me greatly. So we made friends. He doesn’t like to fly, he likes to walk. It is silent. We talked with him and he ate beer. Greetings from George.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137251
 25.12.2016
I photograph everything I want, at any time of the day, no police officer has ever approached me in my life, and my documents are never asked on the street. Probably I am doing something wrong.

Once he crossed the border, at the checkpoint photographed some bad toilets, a bad station away from the main buildings of the point and laid it on Panoramo (the kingdom of the heavenly resource) with a link to the terrain. After some time, a commentary appeared under the photo explaining that these are volleyers for service dogs and that my next appearance on their DAPP will treat me much more carefully.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137250
 25.12.2016
Wash your hands with warm water and soap? Can you also shower so that children can wash the sweat after physical education? Maybe a few more gyms - a playground, a fighting room, a dance hall? Russia is a harsh country.
by p.s As a lecturer at the university department, where it was very necessary to wash her hands after class, she asked the laboratory to put on soap and hang a towel for the students. She said:"I will not hang, they will wipe their boots out!" The university at the time was the best in the region.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137249
 25.12.2016
in the article: "The hair is not a place here": the head of the Siberian Emergency Ministry center criticized the appearance of new subordinates
The meeting of the Ural rescuers with the head of the Siberian regional center of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia Sergey Didenko ended in a public scandal due to comments about the appearance.
Commentary :
ZZ Top: We will not come to them with a concert, it is not yet known what they have in mind

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №137248
 25.12.2016
XHH: I installed Windows 10 on my laptop and a program that shows all connections to the Internet. I look at the program and block the address I see. And I’m not even sure that I’m not overwhelming, but I can’t stop...I’m followed by everybody, every second, I’m on their doorstep.
Go to Ipad! In three seconds I went to bed on the floor. The sniper will shoot.
Oh, where do you think I’m? 😉 I’m under the bed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137247
 25.12.2016
I just stopped the alarm.
to where?
In all of all!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №137246
 25.12.2016
In the past month he discovered two new laws of physics and one of chemistry. Just going to make corrections to school textbooks, found out that the entire batch of operators AD8005 - left. Sensors are like that.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №137245
 25.12.2016
Evil Genius: The idea of a new project should be thrown on the 1st TV channel. Or they got stuck on their "dances with the stars".
The idea is the following. The author of the book about the hitman is taken, thrown into the taiga / jungle (depending on the plot), in the hands of what is written in the book, and - forward and with the song! Rub the trees with a sovkova spade, build the engine on a self-made scavenger, burn dishes from clay, dig a 24 square meters of earth.m. And try to prototype it...In general, everything that is written. Every day "experts" in the studio let them understand Robinson’s mistakes.
He was able to survive / repeat anything from what was written - he received the UAZ Hunter Super Prize; no - to reward popularity among TV viewers and treatment for the wounds earned.
The rating of the project, I think, will be angry.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137244
 25.12.2016
Where is your cat?
The veterinarian was lucky.
Are you sick?
Oh yeah! and Castrit!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137243
 25.12.2016
If you’re Santa and your child tells you you’re not real, answer:
You are not a real child, you don’t believe in Grandpa.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137242
 25.12.2016
I am a great, powerful Russian language.
Then the people changed the foolish illiterate name of the chip into the "crypy shield". And then it was "crypt"
Then he said it was a verb and began to use it.
Cry out, the enemies!
Enemies were screaming.

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