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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146966
 01.12.2017
By the way, there are so many most perverted ways to fill a girl.

Have you already offered a construction foam?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146965
 01.12.2017
The MotoCavalleria

Yes, it was simply created as a military development in two variants - flying (with a lock for throwing bombs and photographing enemy positions) and ground (with a lock for covert mining). In the civil version, the luci simply forgot to remove.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146964
 01.12.2017
Russian language is much richer than English. In Russian, I can say anything, and in English, only Lendon of the Capital of Great Britain.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146963
 01.12.2017
Independence

I forgot what we had with her before the wedding.
p.s Do not forget!

It was a good, turbulent, saturated life, once that could have been forgotten!
Someone reminded me of a joke about two twin girls:
A guy in a bar took two twins, drank them, and brought them home. I decided to do the first. Then he broke up and saw that the entire ass was occupied by a huge tattoo – a spider. No, he cut it off to the second. And the second on the chest tattoo is a dragon. I started to love her, and then the first said, "I see you have a trombone in the corner, I can blow it! Walk to! And here he spares one, and the whole other dudes on a trombone. A month later, his sisters pass by his house. One asks, “Can we go in and see that guy?” Do you think he still remembers us?? to

p.s Although, of course, the cat with the lamp of the author clearly lacks! and ;)


[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146962
 01.12.2017
The government has allowed state-owned companies to hide their suppliers. Simultaneously, the government for the same reason completely closed the procurement of the Ministry of Defense, the FSB and the SVR, transferring information about contracts with these departments to the state.

While state-owned companies around the world are trying to be as open as possible so that taxpayers see how their money is spent, in Russia it is exactly the opposite – we close accounts so that people don’t see their taxes being stolen. We are moving in the opposite direction of evolution.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146961
 01.12.2017
xx
Today is International Sex Day!!! to

xy
I watched it from the morning that it was all that fucking shit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146960
 01.12.2017
The Medical. The sixth course. With my own eyes, I see a great miracle - six months before the diploma, yesterday's dolabies, copniks, club girls and alkashi with an experience turn into serious adult doctors, cheering in terms, reasoning about the future and the nature of things.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146959
 01.12.2017
X: But here’s something specific, like “I’m excited when I’m beaten by salmon on my left nipple,” I don’t even know, I’ve never thought about it.
Y: Emm... It’s overwhelming
X: This is an example
Y: A tough example
X: No, it is hard if frozen salmon

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