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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86381
 01.09.2013
In the evening, we cook the chopsticks:

Son: Dad, you promised pork, and you make chicken yourself.
Father: Well, I promised that we would make a shale - a shale.
In this case, the macho...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86380
 01.09.2013
Ergo: Modern shooters are so "complex" that even I - a rooted fan of step-by-step RPGs - pass them without any particular difficulty.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86379
 01.09.2013
What do you need to know to be an admin?
Understand the subtleties of the intonation “I don’t work”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86378
 01.09.2013
Sergey
Natasha, what is a rare name?

Natasha
and ah. The Japanese. Parents are engaged)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86377
 01.09.2013
Yesterday my monitor burned and I was sent money at work just to buy a new one.
YYY: very good
Now I’m sitting and thinking if my refrigerator has burned up.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86376
 01.09.2013
From the correspondence:

XXX: (14:23:04 31/08/2013)
How right?
Statues and paintings of the Renaissance
Big eggs and small penis.
The fashion came later, right?

YYY: (14:24:46 31/08/2013)
I went to the shell recently, I would say. And that the worst of it should have been introduced by women, and introduced by men!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86375
 01.09.2013
I sit in the park, warm in the rays of the passing summer.
There is a conversation from the neighboring store between two, as I understood, young mothers.
Fuck, this is fucking shit!
What about Nash?
The little girl began to argue. I already gave her fucking, and put in the corner, and scared with rubbish. Nicole does not help.
I know fucking what to do to you.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86374
 01.09.2013
Second day of September
Fuck the internet, fuck it!

Laven

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №86373
 01.09.2013
I read and thought:

Kage (22:48:26 1/10/2007)
Fuck my uncle.
The candy was sent...
On the box is written:
Kage (22:49:00 1/10/2007)
Milk, honey, and honey
Nuts, soul and hands
Coffee – a pledge
Amazing taste of these.
Smoothie"
Kage (22:49:23 1/10/2007)
Hands have not reached...

Did the cockerel catch up?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86372
 01.09.2013
There were mice in the apartment. The cat does not catch them. I left the house and my daughter stayed at home. At 1 o’clock in the evening, I sent her a message:
I caught and killed a mouse. Am I better than cats?! to
A second minute later:
I’m better than a cat, but I’m bad.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86371
 01.09.2013
From the reactor:
Can you imagine what a billion years is? It’s not a thousand years, not even a million. Think about those numbers. You see how mankind has advanced in all directions over 2000 years. I’m even scared to imagine what’s going to happen in 10,000 years.
by FIFA 12014
Oh of Malacca! and :)
The iPhone 500 000 000

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86370
 01.09.2013
As my boss said: "If the hands grow out of the lumbar, it's already good."

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86369
 01.09.2013
Commentary on one film:

If you have nothing to do and you have disconnected the Internet, TV, no books, and on the computer only this movie, it is better to remove it and look in the window, for the sake of the safety of your brain cells.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86368
 01.09.2013
DoctorDraD: I’m going to fire Wowa.
Vinnipyx: I think Vova can be replaced by anyone.
DoctorDraD: On the coffee car?
Vinnipyx: Oh, it would be magical
Vinnipyx: she’s always ready to work )))
DoctorDraD : :)
Vinnipyx: And he knows his business!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86367
 01.09.2013
Today is a concert for the Day of the Oilman in Petroyugansk. The soloist of the rock band after the performance of the song addresses the people: "Nizhnevartovsk, e-e-e!" and so on several times. The people whisper and scream. The singer joyfully: " O-o-o! There is contact!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86366
 01.09.2013
What about preliminary lusts?
Corvin: can be greeted very early
Corvin: a week before

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86365
 01.09.2013
My girlfriend smiled. I write to her:
I do it while the baby is sleeping, and you?
She is:
And I don’t sleep in the afternoon... I sleep, he looks at me.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86364
 01.09.2013
Hi, smart yet again.
Attracting sanitary surveillance as a witness, you apparently forget about disinfection, disinfection, and don’t believe, even sterilization.

Aeroflot allocates 35 volunteer seats per day. The ass in your hands and forward try to deploy the disinfection point (yes with your equipment and tent). Give smart thoughts to throw easily, sleeping in a warm bed. The form 20 is already flourishing. The water is still coming. Camps for the evacuated are still being built and built around the clock, all and all swear by those who have roasted the mountains of the inspectors (Astachov, Onishchenko, SK) because all this distracts in the wildest way. The epidemic has gone.

While you are there something about psychologically easier I will answer that 287 rubles is enough today to provide one evacuated for a week and thank you Novosibirsk who sent a hundred half-haired blankets of the army, 200 rubles - they are much more needed than the above message.
Thank you to the colourless Moscow LLC, which sent 50 sets of army rainbows with chemical defenses and 400 children’s rainbows.
Thank you to the volunteer psychologists.
Thank you to everyone who is not listed and everyone who helps and understands how much there is no time or hands to resolve anything else.
Ready to arrange disinfection and take wearable things for this - mercy please! Not ready? Goodbye to the ideas.
Everyone who has to do what they should do. Everyone who ballot - keep ballot.

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