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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75668
 10.01.2013
Client call to specialist:

Q: Set up a program.
C: Which one?
K: I don’t know...
Q: What kind of program?
K: I do not know.
Q: What do you want to do with her?
Q: To be able to do something with photos.
Q: What to do with the photo?
Q: You are an expert, you see!
Q: There are hundreds of programs for working with photos what specifically do you want from the program?
Q: My wife heard from a friend that you can take pictures from the phone and what to do with them!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75667
 10.01.2013
And can’t they ask the admin?
Yes, in the office, they have such mahorous admins working.
Sweaters, in one word

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75666
 10.01.2013
My colleague at work today told me that the ancient Maya were wrong, and the end of the world was to happen not 12.12.12, but this year, that is, 13.13.13.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75665
 10.01.2013
After another scandal, she asked her mom:
I: How do you tolerate it? She is clearly not right! You are still apologizing.
One of the main guidelines in family life is to always apologize to your wife.
I: Even when are you right?
Especially when you are right.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75664
 10.01.2013
I sit with my sister at night, I write a course, she spores. He asks to let the computer print, printing on drafts. He says that they have distributed spores, to whom what questions to write, and at the exam will be shared.
I say, look, warn you that you are printing on the drawings, or maybe someone will check out my mom’s recipe for the cabbage.
She’s in response – yes and okay, she’s delicious, the prep 5 will put :)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75663
 10.01.2013
YYY
Great to be in the decree!! I jumped up at 6 p.m. fed, washed, played in "ku-ku", cooked lunch, fed, slept, washed, fed, played in "ku-ku" bought, slept, you can go and scratch...)))))

XXX is
and all!! The rest of the time is free!!!!))))))))))))))))))))

YYY
This is if one child, usually in the envelope is the one born by the mother-in-law)))))

[ + 43 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75662
 10.01.2013
The United States has raised its debt threshold. Greece is in debt. Spain, Ireland and Portugal too. Russia, Germany and Japan have budget deficits. Cyprus has sought loans from Russia. Anyone will tell me, who, bl... you, all the money???? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75661
 10.01.2013
[5 Jan at 11:51]
Bassist threatens up to 8 years in prison

[8 Jan at 1:06]
Bassist threatens 15 years in prison

[8 Jan at 14:18]
I need a new bass guitarist without bad habits!! to

So the guys walked :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75660
 10.01.2013
Client - I need to go to the web configurator, I don't know how to go?
Support - You want to clarify with us whether you know how to go to the web configurator?
Customer – yes
Support - Tell me, do you know how to go to the web configurator?
The client is no.
Support – This means that you don’t know how to access the web configurator.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75659
 10.01.2013
When I observe my dog choosing a place to sit down and hang out, I begin to think that the world is much more complex than we think.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75658
 10.01.2013
XXX: What is the name of your son?
YYY: The battle
In honor of the northern wind?! to
YYY: Oh, yes, in his own honor.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75657
 10.01.2013
t2rget: the inscription in our corporate smoker:"The tubes of your nicotine sticks should find the last shelter in the funeral urn"

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №75656
 10.01.2013
Nothing in the world is better than eating a delicious cocktail!
Brush the potatoes right away!
How to wait until the salary?! to
Would you pay before the salary?

La la la la la la!
The La La La!
La la la la la!
E is!
Eeeeeee!! to
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.! to
and :-)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75655
 10.01.2013
Have you read about 200 grams?
It was not lazy to write.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №75654
 10.01.2013
[19:05:35] Andrei: We bought a poppy yesterday, and today we will go for a hammer))) The family is growing
[19:05:49] Alex: A cat is feeding?
[19:06:07] Andrew: Not funny (devil)
Andrei: This is for kids.
Alex: The children are feeding?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75653
 10.01.2013
Shhas thought: many animals are very intelligent, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use them. and Nahira?
And then I thought: many people are also very clever, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use it. and reassured

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75652
 10.01.2013
Olga
I’t have met a man model.

Natalia
Models are different

Olga
Even if normal guys...they lack self-confidence and self-interest.

Olga
Rapidity
Maternity

Olga
complacency
The sixth

Olga
Carrots they

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №75651
 10.01.2013
The xxx:
I am selling a package of 5000 Eurofh.
YYYY :
What caliber?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75650
 10.01.2013
Recommendations for hand lights:
A great light! It can withstand the direct hit of a Dutch skier at a speed of 70 km / h at an altitude of 2200 m!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75649
 10.01.2013
My friend cleansed the floor.

Would you fuck Galadriel? We need a dust.

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