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We sit down with a friend, we drink, we discuss different things.
According to statistics, the Rubik’s Cube is still the most sold commodity in the world. Second is the Bible.
Noah, at least a cube can be gathered.

Discussion of the player in Dota:

XXX: He is just God.
YYY: He is shit.
zzz: I would joke that one does not rule out the other, but I am afraid to sit for extremism :(

Women prefer flirting without consequences, and men prefer flirting without consequences.

Expressions pronounced by people in the courtroom in reality and word in word recorded by the court secretaries, and subsequently published.

Lawyer: What was your concern at the time of the clash?
Testimony: Gucci training trousers and Rybok shoes.

Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I usually just lie.

ADVOCATE: And now, doctor, is it true that when a person dies in a dream, he does not know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you really pass the lawyer’s exam?

Lawyer: Your youngest son, twenty years old, how old is he?
Witness: He’s twenty... Just like your IQ.

Lawyer: Were you present when your photo was taken?
Witness: Are you being mocked?

Lawyer: So the day of conception was the morning of August 8th?
The Witness: Yes
Lawyer: And what did you do at that time?
Witness: I was fucking.

Lawyer: She had three children, right?
The accused: Yes.
Lawyer: How many of them were boys?
The accused: None of them.
Lawyer: How many were girls?
Accused: Your honor, I think I need another lawyer... Can I have a lawyer not an idiot?

What caused your marriage to be broken?
Witness: In connection with death.
Lawyer: And in connection with whose death was it interrupted?
The Witness: Guess...

Could you describe that man?
Witness: He was of medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was it a man or a woman?
Witness: If there was no circus in the city, I think it was a man.

Lawyer: Doctor, how many scans have you had to perform on dead people?
Witness of all. The living are strongly resistant.
Lawyer: Do you remember the time you looked at the body?
Witness: The opening began around eight or thirty o’clock in the evening.
Lawyer: And Mr. Denton was dead at the beginning of the investigation?
Witness: If not, then at the end of the investigation he was dead.

LAWNIST: Does your qualification allow you to take a urine test?
Witness: Does yours allow you to ask such questions?

ADVOCATE: Doctor, did you check your pulse before you started the scan?
Witness : No
Have you checked your blood pressure?
Witness : No
Did you see that there is no breath?
Witness : No
ADVOCATE: So is it possible that the patient was alive when you started the screening?
Witness : No
Why are you so sure, Doctor?
TEST: Because his brains were in the bank on my desk.
Lawyer: Of course... But could the patient still be alive?
The Witness: Yes Per he was still alive and even practiced in the field of jurisprudence.

Girls, remember, your children will be like him, not his car!

I go on a three-day trip. She said to her husband:

Husband: I thought I’d be able to get a grandmother?

You are a trident.

Husband: I love you

I: Ah, I guessed by the phrase "bab I will be able to name?"

So I asked for permission 😉

I: I only allow Andrew (the best friend)

Husband: Ho, he will be against

I: his problem

My husband and I too.

I: My job is to allow

From Marinalevy:

Next to the path leading to our doorstep, there is a pot with a powerful cactus.
At night, one of the branches of the plant broke and fell. In the dark, I did not notice it and stumbled on her.
Cactus sticks broke through the thick skin of the shoes and hit the leg.
I crashed into the house, jumping on one leg, pulling the sticks out of my fingers, sprinkling blood and drawing.
The children looked at me astonished: "What happened?"
"Cactus!" – I answered
I glued my foot with a patch and thought I needed to remove the branch lying in the middle of the trail before someone had stepped in.
But how? There are columns in length of 3 centimeters, with no hand to hold. I don’t have big hips. In the end armed with a fork with a spoon and, under the amazed eyes of the children, boasted to fight with the cactus.
I pulled the fork into the plant, supported the branch from the bottom with a spoon, opened the garbage with my foot.
She returned home and proudly shocked with a fork in her hand said that the problem of the cactus was over.
The children were terrified and asked, “Have you eaten it?”
This is how unhealthy stories are born.

A friend wanted to buy an iPhone and changed her mind, explaining:
I was told he was sending all the photos to the cloud. And if I want to take a photo of the pimple on my ass to consider better what my ass will get on the internet!and "

Peace, only tranquility
and ==
You have already tried!! Not only is it that "trahnout", "blue" and similar words are no longer perceived in another, initial meaning, so now and this!
and ==
Only the school has such unified associations. As a person grows up, it usually calms down.
True, this does not apply to current 20-30-year-old infantiles, but sensible people shouldn’t worry about it, right?

xxx: fucking I'll have to take PS4 pro... I'll give the usual friend, we'll cut together =D
Hi my friend ;)

zzzz: there is a championship in extreme gliding in England

zzzz: People are flying to Europe with stakes, where they have to smooth out all sorts of things from shirts to the finest silk, being tied to a car that runs at high speed or hanging over a river.

AAAA: Championships in Japan

aaaa: take, for example, a sprint during an apple in a missionary posture

Zzzz: Well you curved, it’s almost an Olympic sport.

I’d like to see such an Olympics.

Aaaa: I don’t want to look at the Chinese people – they’re being tortured as if they were being tortured.

AAAA: Japanese

Fuck the Japanese :)

zzzz: the Japanese))))))

Why hasn’t anyone mentioned that a dull pedestrian can be blinked by a distant/handshake?

What to do if you are offended at work?
Kirk_Johnson: Give it to your face that you are like a little boy.
TheNamelessOne: Get rid of her.
TheNamelessOne: Oh, not that trick.
Kirk_Johnson: What if this woman boss humiliates you? The BBP?
theNamelessOne: No, this one.

Rich: I am an impressive violin, so after the horrors I must have escaped the cats. If anything was heard or seen in the darkness - immediately dragged the cat / catch under the barrel and reassured herself with all kinds of superstitions that cats evil spirits drive away.
And then my husband went for that purpose.

and psychiatric

I’ve been sure all my life that I’ve had a rare frog. Maybe she is just sick? For example, she has a point: she gets angry if she catches me for any natural needs (if I eat, sleep, go to the toilet, get sick). For example, she asks me to postpone my trip to the toilet because I have to go somewhere. not just suffered 10 minutes, but went there in the evening, or at all for an indefinite time "then somehow". It is not possible to explain to her that I will do well - she thinks that this is not the case, you can tolerate a few hours in peace. if I am sick, she arranges wild scenes with beating dishes and screaming: well, how much can you be sick? stop! catch it! and if I tell her that I have drowsy or cystitis, she answers that I can't get sick with anything like this, because she has never been sick like this. To sleep in her understanding I must at any time and place. Wake me up to ask something insignificant, and then demand that I immediately go to bed and fall asleep. To calculate that summarily I slept 6 hours a day, in the form there 5 minutes, here 15, here an hour, it means the norm of sleep I get. idd

Aaaah, I can't read this nonsense anymore, about women, girls, girls and so on)))
Now, when I want to ask an em... a woman’s face if she’ll go out at the stop, I’ll ask her a number of questions:
1st Have you already started monthly?
2nd Do you have a sexual life?
Three Are you married?
4 is Do you have children?
5 is Do you have grandchildren?

And then I decide how to address - a girl, girl, woman, or grandmother.
Because to decide how to name the face of the female sex, based only on the approximate age of the woman, well, it is extremely impolite and the public condemns this, in which I am convinced for a day, carefully studying your writing.