xxx: One day I have a developer coming to work later because he has to get around his new horse.
That’s epic, isn’t it?

Well, what, jewelry "Golden Rain"...in general, Zeus turned into a golden rain to seduce Danaia, a famous picture is. Beautiful and meaningful – there is gold – there will be a woman. You are about what? Yes, we know, but it is because of such shells that a boy cannot be dressed in a blue barley costume, and the rainbow was taken from the children...Sand-sick distortions absolutely began to replace normal concepts, and everywhere...well how to be here for a man not spoiled?

When the cover of the notebook was closed, a strange and ridiculous bag emerged - more precisely, a hundred pizzas of reference windows, which had to be closed after half an hour. For a long time, she thought about the secrets of the world building, until she grabbed half a dozen tiny rubber cats on the screen and body. The magic of cats as always helped - I think they don't let the F1 button be pressed.

ZZZ: Is there something with the server? Lost access from the outside.
I changed the network map. No shit helped, even the little two cooler stopped working.
ZZZ: We need to warn you.
YYY: We need to warn.
ZZZ: How did the server turn off?
YYY: I did not turn off. The glass was cut.
and zzz:! to

From Picaboo, discussion of the cinema hall:
X: Moscow, Solovy Cinema, 23 Hall ^_^
Twenty...which one? How many rooms are there?
Z is 5. 1, 2, 3, 4, 23

Needed body drawings Ford Focus II in the body 3-door hatch, 5-door hatch, ST.
Interested in the size of doors, stands, wings, holes, arches, etc.

Full balls
Do you want to resume production somewhere in the car?

To our artist Lin rays of love and inspiration! (─‿‿─)♡
Thanks for your comics. They are incredibly cozy and warm.
Keep it so!

Dear colleagues, appreciate the customer’s request: "Hello Julia! Sorry for the missed call there was no possibility to answer the relationship bad, my business is related to the divorce of the Capricorns, I play the guitar left by a group of musicians Moscovites who were at our guests, the guys drank, the bath, pulled on our girls, according to the metropolitan standards, and the girls we have not ballowed in the juice, well here and got into the sludge, in the guests need to behave decently respect the traditions of the Russian depths thrown the instrument and such were, since then mastered acoustic guitar, lip harmonic, I was bored to learn to play, learned to play, but noticed one speciality of playing an interruption in the hearing near the herd of my breed of capricorns increases the hanging with the coccioles, I began to try to play in I do not understand the style of choosing such a lounge. andquot;

The whole office in tears) (the company is engaged in auditing)

As we know:

You encountered on the Internet a picture, telling about what, say, but poorly call your parents now and just say that you love them? "Not weak" - I thought and called to my mom first.
The result - got hysterical from the mother type "What happened?!", and then from the father type "What fucking mother are you scared of?"
__________________________

I have one reaction - "Have you drank?"
And they can also run, because we live in neighboring houses.
In this regard, another problem - "What is it that you've burned the light all night?"
He painted the loggia with a mirror film.
I am 42.

In Peter was attacked by Milov.What happened more reminds of a joke. A man approached Vitalik (they were all three) and said, “Now I will deprive you of your health.” “Yes, the young man tried to do certain actions in my direction, but the flexible body was intercepted by the steel hand,” he said, noting the reaction of his assistant.
Well, Milov's good guy - and I had time to grasp, and I didn't get in the mouth.

A programmer must get enough to get enough for expensive cheeses.
What if there is no cheese in the country?
XXX: So there will be no need for programmers.

Conversation in the office:
I brought tea, and it was hot.
WOW: Congratulations to you.
He’s gone away, and he’s already cold.
WOW I sympathize.

> and in Saratov there is a jewelry - Golden Rain...

The golden rain is about wealth, large amounts of money (usually mined without effort), abundance, profit.
If you think of something else, maybe it’s your problem? Because of people like you, it’s uncomfortable to call the sky blue.

<Happy_toys> Which trait of your character is the best?
<Angelofnet> I have no traits in character. To me there is a gradient made in polar coordinates.

I encountered at some construction forum, the answer in the topic about the installation of an iron bath:

XXX: I looked at your message, moving the monitor at different angles, even wearing 3-D glasses, but I never saw the photo with the design of the legs. So for now it is difficult to answer your question.

I sent two documents to my colleague by email. Re-called: one of them found a mistake, asks to rectify. Which, I ask you? On the left!

Alla Filimonova: Many tourists are overwhelmed and in a sense ruined by the service. You have to be allowed to get out of your usual comfort zone.

Barbablanca: In the usual comfort zone achievements are measured by "stars" (For example, a hotel "5 stars").

Barbablanca: In the discomfort zone, I suggest measuring the level of fall by spiders. For example, a standing courtyard to assign one spider must have crabs in the kitchen and in the dining room. In a two-spider hotel there must be bugs. There are rats in every room. In the four-spider resort place is strictly on the street with a newspaper on a nail.

IceLoKi: Where is logic in English? Drow is pronounced as Draw and Draw is pronounced as Draw.

From the discussion of the browser.

Is there a sign on the banner?
No, but the opposite.
The Dolphin?

In the end, protein is the opposite of a tiger.

One day he caught a frog.
The squirrel was funny.
He pulled off his foot and the beetle slipped even more funny.
Then he cut off all the legs of the frog, but the frog did not crawl at all, but only lay tired.
You are very boring! He said to the frog.
“Not so,” replied the frog, “I just have no legs.
The reason can always be found! Look around, the world is full of love.
Yes, I agree with the buck.

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