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Letters fall off the paper at the output of the printer!

XXX is shaken! Heroes III will be released for iPad and Android tablets.
YYY: The Tales!
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From Corporate Chat
Q: Who has children?
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Is the cat counted?

February is the perfect time for holidays, especially for families with children! And the school will be happy to relax from the children, and in the same Crimea you can sunbath freely on the beach.
Have you tried to think before blaming others?
and...
Sweeping on the beach? In the Crimea? In February?? to
The waves, the epta!

Where are these biologists? Have you had snakes at home? They eat and crack once every 2-3 months. But if you come out...the army sort will look like romans.
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Army sort, distinguished by purity and sterility in terms of constant (and sometimes almost continuous) washing.

Win8 blackmails us by restarting, otherwise the computer will restart in a day. In Win10 there will be a conversation of another "or you restart the computer now, or I will delete one file from the folder with the most important documents for you (believe me, I will find them!and"

Married, 10 years ago. I have never made a cottage. I don’t have any meat. And there is no toaster in the kitchen, multivarks, waffles, blinkers, and other barbecues, which are offered to take leisure to the housewives. Are you really because of the lack of dinner you can break up with a loved one? The husband, of course, a computer master, the crane can not repair, repair does not, and also smokes and drinks. Should I expel him for that? The figure for you! He’s nice, he’s big and warm, and he loves me. They dressed. Pellets cannot be cooked. Is it difficult to call a sanitary? Who will love you?

xxxx: we got the dust of frost from last year
The cleaner came and said.
Here is where my swab disappeared a year ago

I will answer:

This is Maxim Andreevich, my son, and he is 4.5 years old.
It’s funny, of course, but it won’t be funny when this half of your son’s will be taken away because his father is an idiot and doesn’t know that the taxes for his son are paid by his parents.
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Dad knows, Daddy lived, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes.

And now the continuation of the story: Called the tax office, advised to call his son to the court. I thought he was joking. Naive... The paper came, now they really threaten to call Maxim Andreevich to the meeting of the commission to consider the circumstances, bla bla bla... Called again, said that Maxim Andreevich in the prescription time plans to be in the kindergarten for a class of choral singing, asked "WHEN is released?". I couldn’t speak anymore, hanging the phone. After tomorrow I will bring my son to the commission, I'm curious how this nonsense will end.

Forum, discussion of the theory of evolution.

XXX: That hasn’t changed??? The average height at the beginning of n.e. is 120 cm.

P.S. and if the manufacturers of smartphones do not shrink, then in a couple of hundred years the human thumb will stretch proportionally to the index.

Everyone measures in their own way. To explore and read the gaids in a new game for me, the rules and gameplay of which are not yet understood for me - it is interesting, I will not call it hardcore. Hardcore was when I was 9 years old - in civilization 1 - when I didn't know English, there was no internet, there were no gaids, not everything was translated by the dictionary, and my galleries drowned off the shores under the pressure of Chinese submarines, and the chariot with tanks could not cope.

© Goha theme about EVE online

The Automotive Forum

The morning is 8.45. There is a man (for sure) at the exit. You could go around and go. I go out, I approach, I ask, man, how are you? In response, I hear the waiting and breathing "yo. your mother, p.n.h". I take the belt and push it slightly to the side of the sidewalk. Sliding three meters (also on four) he parked parallel to the sidewalk while mounting his head and tapping. Comic and sad. Sitting in the car in the depths of my soul, I thought of the “happy man.”
Of course it is ice.

xxx: already invented for charging gadgets
XXX: I will soon be a coward with a subcharge, guess what they will work for
YYY: I don’t even want to think)
xxx: saw a beautiful girl - charged smart
XXX: and blue - so get full charge
xxx: and here sat the phone with you in the winter, you approach the girl: "Open the swimsuit, or you need to call"