Such a story, nonsense in general, would not be a witness, then the fig would believe if someone told me such a thing.

We have a man who has come to work for a second week on public transport, although he has a car.

And all because of the fact that when he arranged here, one outgoing lady whispered that she was going to go with him along the way, well, stuck to him. He takes her on the way to work, and takes her home, other times even standing and waiting for her to be released, maybe an hour standing. Although first if it has time it will take, if not then not, and planted where it is convenient for him. And now he waits for her, drives by the entrance, takes from there, although it is visible that he is not in the wrong, and money does not take, and she did not suggest, says, say, what money, anyway on the way. And he can't refuse, too culturally and educated, well, the fact that for several weeks she has been catching her, and then suddenly sending her, says that it was necessary then immediately on the "shore" to solve the issue.

He told me that he even quarreled with his wife. The phone rings, he will pick up, and there this grandmother, say, help, you need to urgently take the child to the dentistry, we are late for recording, and you are there, can you take us? And he had plans, he wanted to go to the cinema with his wife and children. In the end, she took this aunt with her son, and she didn't even give money. Here his wife such an arrangement did not like that some left-wing grandmother helps at the expense of the family, there is nothing to send. And I understand her very well.

Here, now this man is chasing a second week on the bus, telling her that the car type is being repaired, and in fact he wants to drive so until she turns out that she used to ride with him.

I thought he really broke the car, and he told me the real reason today, I just fuck.

I go with a friend in the car. I share news. My girlfriend gave birth yesterday. The photo shows on the emotions of “la, what a baby... uthi-pusi...” A friend said, “It’s fun. My eyes are broken, I look. I just gave birth yesterday. »

And then I thought, “In the sense? ! to »

“Well, children, like cats, are born blind...” My acquaintance replied either with an affirmation or with a question. He looks at me and I at him.

I don’t know what to say, because he has two children.

A friend got married to the most beautiful woman, but, as it happens, her main outcry opened up a little later. After leaving the rental apartment with its mortgage studio, the new cell of the society took up repairs. There is a lot of work, all weekends and evenings are dissolved in the building dust. As long as it is short, the repair is over. A month passes and the girl says, "Both are not the ones you chose, let's glue. Word for word, they argue, but they cling. They lived quietly for a year, and then again: "You are tired of the old wallpapers, let's glue!"

Annual overlifting of wallpapers increased and has already reached a peak once every 4-6 months. A bad mood? Switch the wallpaper! An emotional shock? Switch the wallpaper!

Naturally, she does not do it alone, that a friend was not pleased at all. Even to the psychotherapist went, he offered to find a hobby and to go to rest at the bad end. And indeed, long time not rested, all the wallpapers glued. We travelled to the Baikal: fresh air, clean water, distance from the clutter.

They go home at night, right into bed. And she said before her sleep: "Do you remember what interesting wallpapers were in the hotel? Let’s buy the same?”

The girl is nice, but a friend is seriously thinking about divorce.

A couple of years ago we lived with a friendly company in the outskirts of Moscow. In fact, I, my friend Vital and my friends are a very nice couple of Svetya and Andrei.

Time passed, Vitaly also got a girl.

Andrei, apparently realizing that the people in the hut became crowded, suddenly dropped the light and dropped it in an unknown direction. Light courageously survived the gap and struck the head to work and alcoholism.

Being also an avid drinker, I realized that I found a very good interlocutor and partner for joint drinking various tasty and not very drinks.

The light did not resist, on this background we became good friends, but no more. Despite the fact that the girl was quite sympathetic to herself, what to say, distracted, I was not in a hurry to translate our relationship into a horizontal position. I didn’t want it, and that’s all. She did not show any signs of attention.

One day, after a very interesting conversation about books, literature and more, Svetlana gives me a book to read. As an honest person decided to read, I liked it, but since I recently completely got rid of paper books, I dumbly downloaded it to the reader and read it on the way to work and back.

After reading this masterpiece of literature, I returned the book with gratitude. In return, he got another one, jumped with the same machete, and then returned again.

These book preparations lasted about two months. Gradually our feasts stopped, then I left the city for two months and the communication stopped.

A month ago we unexpectedly crossed up, talked and, having decided to mark this case, rushed to my home.

After a couple of glasses, the conversation smoothly went on to the subject of personal life, relationships and other things and it turned out that it turned out then she had quite a look at me, and I, such a brake, did not understand this. To my observation that it was not very obvious, followed by the response that she hinted and even said it in direct text.

I ask, what did I say? Which direct text? That is, he responds. I wrote to you, idiot, notes in every book, and you, little of what you have never answered, have not even read a single book.

When we built communism, we did the same thing, but we it much more.

A friend told me.

He was looking for a secretary who knew German. This has nothing to do with pornography. He has business partners in Germany. The company sends him a resume of the candidate. seems to suit. English advanced, German advanced. Invite to interview. To clarify the level of knowledge of languages. The girl answered seriously that her first level of English meant that she could greet him, and her advanced knowledge of German meant that she could give commands to the German shepherds, whom she was engaged in as a housekeeper.

Now those who say that power works badly fall under an article about disrespect for power, and those who say that power works well – under the spread of fake news.

Xxx: It’s like porn with dwarfs. First, it pushes you away, then you get involved, then you’re crazy and watching porn with dwarfs for the sake of the dwarfs themselves, and then HUAJAX and dwarfs suddenly grow up! And like porn, the heroes are the same, but they are no longer dwarfs. ah

Yyy: The dwarfs do not grow. Children are growing up. What kind of porn have you watched?

Zzzz: This is it. have been. The dwarfs.