When there is a mood and I am forced to descend under the ground in the sab-time peak, I am having fun in the following way. In any densely populated subway car there will be an individual who is lazy to hold on to himself and this monster shamelessly relies on neighboring citizens.
It is great! I confidently support it a couple of times, and on the next, deep twist of the underground electricity (and all the twists on my route I know as a route to the kitchen) I just "give up" a place. Funny is. Because he is not.

I walked with several comrades many couples on one subject. Prepod vk wrote to us by mail, said, you guys, a lot were missing, so before the next seminar, please read the materials on such a site. Go to the link, and there is the military site.

The woman approached the negotiating device of communication with the machinery driver and said:

“It’s very cold in our car. “Warm us up!”

To this, the mechanic on the loud communication replied:

“As you say.”

He immediately heated the car.

History is banal, but there is a lesson in it. Do not be afraid to ask or ask. There are always those who are willing to help even in simple and ordinary things.

I bought something I wanted for a long time. The mood rose by itself and, not considering it necessary to hide it, smiled to all the passers. jumped into the trolleybus, sat next to the reverent old man and, noticing his curious look, began to smile even more. The following dialogue followed:

C: Hello, beautiful, today is a wonderful day, right?

I: It is really wonderful.

Q: My name is Vitaly and you?

I: Very pleasant, and I was Sasha (this man caused confidence)

C: You have a very interesting good face. I think you smile often.

I: (I press my shoulders and I smile too)

C: And I’ll rush home and go to the village of Iskra, have you never been there? (The case took an unexpected turn)

I: How did I not.

C: And I work there in the hospital, I’ve heard of it, of course. Work is tough, but if the diagnosis is made in time, a person can be saved.

I am (Kiev)

C: Well, my stop, and you do not delay.

As a conclusion, I can conclude: in our country to smile to strangers is not accepted.

I caught myself in the thought that in all the cool Hollywood movies, in all the cool and prestigious cars that they hit, during colorful accidents, no car had a safety pillow... Death in BMW is beautiful!

My friend, of course, is a thief, but, unlike his Western counterparts, an honest and decent man.

The arrival of my mother (the mother-in-law) is like the arrival of our president in a provincial town: clean, clean, everyone smiles, we have no problems. Only in the eyes of the cat can be read sympathy for the wife.

I was visited by witnesses of the Great Pension.
“Put your savings into our black hole and you will get an unprecedented wealth!”
I say to them, “Girls, taking into account the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. I’m sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund.”
We did not have a conversation...

XXX is:
In principle, if you do not buy anything, then the prices are normal.
YYY :
Even if you don’t buy it, it’s shit.
and ZZZ:
Did you give ebay? I even watched it expensive!! to

It is naive:

Flying walking, under the signals of passing cars passes a man. Right to us and the Haishnikovs. With a bottle of beer through two consecutive
Do you think he was delayed? No to. Not even one of the three catches paid attention! But the cars stopped everything. So what, ladies and gentlemen?! to

Everything is banal and simple. A man will maximum death to himself, and the driver can also another (other). Hence the difference with regard to gauges.

What can be taken from a pedestrian? 300r, and if he is a passport to present, and to the department to drag it - only extra hemorrhoids.
The driver is a very different thing: from 1000p to infinity, depending on the fantasy of the inspector and the presence/absence of the video recorder.

HXH: Why does nobody understand me? Do I actually shape my communicative acts through too complex linguistic structures inaccessible for adequate cognitive perception?

The Law on the Prohibition of Lolikon:

LOLICON is prohibited so that you can plant any unpleasant bloggers.

yyy: Earlier, grass and ammunition were thrown into the pockets when detained, and now flashes with a locoon will)))

xxx: Any blogger can be arrested and even without a lock-on.

zzz: But as a blogger he would sit on a political article, but as a locomotive, on a shameful one.

Spring in Yekaterinburg:
Today it is 10 degrees...
and plus?

Conversation with my wife:
XXX: Do you have any vacancies from Finland?
YYY: No, and what then?
Well, I know French...
XX: And what does that have to do with it?
In Quebec, people speak French.
XXX is...

Cats are walking.
And in the evening they gather under the sign "Please do not feed animals". This is where everyone brings their food.

I dreamed that the elevator was driving in a spiral, and the cabin was still rotating. It was a long time ago, and I still remember it with horror. I wonder where do such dreams with lift monsters come from?

From the cartoon "Three Bananas". There was such a film in Soviet times. There the boy took an elevator to another planet, it seems. When I was a child, after watching this cartoon, I walked the stairs for two years.

AAAA > the Moldovan man taught me so. You tear off a strip of the newspaper and drop it into the wine for a few seconds. The wet part remains. Of this wet part, also painted only part. So the more painted part, the more in the wine grape juice, i.e. a natural colorant.
BBBB > chromatography, thumb! And if there are two stripes, then the woman of the winemaker is pregnant!