From the article on mail.ru about the unsuccessful resort season in Crimea: Press secretary of one of the elite
Hotels in Eduard Yakubchuk
Talk about strange forms.
“Under the windows of my
Entrance is an expensive car.
This is the third day a young couple is staying in Russia. every one
In the morning, they are made of plastic.
The bottles are washed and brushed teeth.
They dress beautifully and go.
Go for a walk! 0

Everything is safe, the main thing is the distance.

Why I left school.
In the distant 1997–2003. I worked in a rural school as the deputy director of educational work (UPR), if easier - I will. I was seduced to this post by the promise of the directorate, but, as it often happens, the director of the school, and by "happy coincidence" also the wife of the director of the district department of education and to this day is at the head of this school. My relationship with her can probably be called a kind of "love" because she "loved" me at every meeting and in the intervals between them. The reason for this “flaming passion” is the director’s daughter, a pitiful, arrogant person who tried to manage the school together, and sometimes instead of his mother. This spell did not run with me, I correctly fixed the girl, but found in her mother's face a "bad friend". Now the story itself.
The school, as I already wrote, was in the countryside, accordingly, many household concerns were on the shoulders of schoolchildren. One of the most unpleasant was the obligation to take the garbage out of the containers near the school. This garbage was used by most of the surrounding inhabitants, it was constantly overcrowded and so on. The disposal of garbage is usually carried out as follows. At the beginning of winter, when the temperature dropped below zero degrees, so that it did not smell so strongly, a tractor truck was adjusted for washing, the garbage was rolled out to the ground and thrown into the truck with blades, then it was transported to the nearest TBO polygon. The "honorary" duty on garbage was always imposed on students of the graduation - 11th grade. This time everything was as usual, and probably there would be no consequences, if not one "but". I went out of the classroom and accidentally looked out the window, there in the middle of the garbage pile was the director and her daughter, and around the eleven classmates were working, crushing the garbage pits. I was pulled by the tongue! My comment: “They finally found their place in life!” He walked around the school at the speed of light.

Katie, how old are you?
The age of a girl is unfair to ask.
and well. Ask the question differently. If I sleep with you, will I not be put in?

X: I took a girlfriend, what to feed her?
Give her a baby, she will take care of herself.

A cell phone just rings, I raise up, an unknown female voice begins to say to me in a strict form:
ONA: "Come to the department immediately, take your practice report, go to the enterprise, put the stamp and bring it back! It is not too late!! Understood me?and "
I am (I think)
The second is "panic! The report! How did I forget to print? It is now to go in the heat to solve these questions ("
Second: "So I finished the universe."
(I am speaking)
"Yes, I finished the universe 3 years ago"
She: How is it...?
I: Well, that’s all, I don’t study, I have a diploma, I work.
She: Zhukov, is it not you?? to
I am: Noah!

But she scared me not bad at first.

I will go there by Saturday. He wants to agree and take me to the hall with him to introduce him to the coach (he loves him very much and respects him and worships him.)
Yyy: Oooo, it’s even better than with parents)))))

This is how you always wake up and some shit happens on the internet.
In the bars, beer was forbidden to sell at the stops, now wiki...
You used to be drunk and smart, but now you will be sober and dumb.

Have you heard of the mouse? Closed the boy.
How? Why? to
Discovered 2 full Wikipedia flashes

XXX: Only in Russia you can hear:"O!A piece of good asphalt!"

I watched all the series of Tom and Jerry. I came to the conclusion that whether you are talented, beautiful, honest, kind, hardworking and confident, do everything for the sake of your loved one, work for a successful career, there will always be any type of Rat that will destroy everything.

The cat is abusive:
I don’t know much about most of the aforementioned cases. I was once in the McDonald’s and burned some strange waffle with hot fresh jam, I can’t remember a more disgusting delight. The hamburgers collapse and it is impossible to eat them, there was some green uneatable leaf in the hamburger. I put potato sauce in a bag, I didn’t know what to do with it. The pleasure is zero.

Belphegor: Are you a human or a cat?

Undead
In your nick in the first letter is a mistake.
Sudak
Good day! You have already 3047 people joked about this topic. Stay with us.

News: NASA has published a panoramic photo taken by the Mars rover Opportunity.

What images does our Phobos soil transmit from the bottom of the ocean? When will they be published?
yyy: He is hindered by the floating nearby "World"

On the telecast about some show with the secrets of the world: "how to remove the brain and remain a human?"

I stumbled... and I was naive and couldn’t understand what happened to those around me...

A real tester always has a fair number of blueprints.
Having grabbed his forehead, he must try to repeat the mistake.

Have you seen that you have two delicious footprints of a football ball on your door?
XHH: on the right side
WOW: yesterday, there and on the intersection of the back bumper with the wing another trace, a child near the house is playing football
Hahaha, they are good...
Have you seen a necklace from their ears on my neck?

Goodbye, the evil, boring, cruel, terrible real world. Soon I will be dirty for you forever.

You girl, what did you leave? Don’t worry, you’ll find another. Do you want me to come to you? Will I sit with you?

Olli, come here if you want.

I will be in half an hour.

(21:39:12) Olga is offline.

(21:39:13) Seed: What do you set up?

The devil, the third. I will probably play tomorrow.

All two years considered himself a good designer of layouts, but it was time to move on, and started searching for vacancies for the best job, deciding to submit it to the boss in the form of an undercover: in his folder in the general documents on the server, where employees rarely look, he created a folder of vacancies and put five options. I pointed out to the boss - suddenly they will catch up with the raised salary, and I kindly decide to stay, and I got the answer: "I have dropped a couple of you there, look. You’re still a fig designer"... boring...

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

As far as I remember, a special escort car in 1980 carried a special burner, the fire of which was lit from the Olympic. This burner burned continuously and was needed precisely in the case of a force majeure with a torch of a runner.