xxx: The world has been covered by a “epidemic” of selfies, and then the popularity of drones is steadily going. Therefore, it was quite logical the appearance of a flying selfie stick, which was developed by the Australian company IoT Group and received the name ROAM-e. According to its executive director, Jan Duffel, the main idea of the project was to create a "selfie stick on steroids." The problem with a selfie stick is that its length is finite. We wanted to create something that would fly around and take pictures. The company relies on photo enthusiasts who will one day, instead of the word "selfie", say what they did "ROAM-e".
yyy: Hurra, now you can accidentally get in the eye not only a selfie stick, but also a screw.

A new note. They say that if you start everything on April 12 with the word Go! then everything will work out. But you have to be clear about what will happen :)

The disrespectful crocodile from задолбайка 20060, I sincerely hope that you will not be allowed close to the children. That a child may be allergic to lactose, you did not come to mind. You understand that because of your deep bismith you can destroy a child.

Although your attitude to drugs and doctors clearly detects another anti-vaccinator. Explaining something is useless. So I hope that attentive neighbors will tell where to go, and the child will be raised a more adequate person. For your own good, as you said.

Oh fucking...

Some kind of milk haters. Directly to the diarrhea all go out, child trauma of all from this milk miserable and manna meat! Go down to the ground, not everything in life is delicious, especially medicines. When poisoning sometimes you have to eat polyphenol, which taste like earth, with vomiting - to drink disgusting rexidron, etc.

My mom also said that not everything in life is delicious. It is an anaphylactic shock.
Imagine - children are capricious not to annoy adults.

The central bank will issue banknotes of 2,000 and 200 rubles in 2017, the head of the Bank of Russia Elvira Nabylina told reporters.

According to her, the design of the new banknotes is not yet determined, the Bank of Russia will choose it with the help of public condemnation, TASS reports.

The milk
And no one came to the mind that in general, inflammation from hot nichues does not pass and you need to drink a maximum of slightly warm drinks? A cold in treatment in 95% of people does not need, except that you can dress warmer. Your child’s cold will pass by itself. honestly honestly. Without your spoiled milk.

If you quickly read the names of three items of furniture from "Ikea", then you can call the devil, but he will appear in a dismantled form.

It is hard to be a blonde.
I had to remove the box from the phone. I sit, pushing out my tongue, trying to climb the glue where I need to, and not glue the phone. It was half done.
Twenty minutes later I was told that I could have pulled the phone out of the envelope. >_<

Someone from Krasnodar
They asked me how it was in the summer.
Murmansk, I did not know how to explain. by V
In the end, I said we have a summer.
a coat and a summer hat.

xxx: Now on channels such as RenTV and TV3 continue to tell versions that all the ancient highlights were erected by aliens. Why didn’t anyone put forward a theory about the construction of the subway by aliens?
YYY: Let me do it! Metro was built by the Inner Planets.

Milk and Milk.

Once as a student, I came to my parents on New Year's holidays with a slight cold. And instead of milk and honey, they offered me vodka and pepper.

They decided not to go anywhere, invited a friend, asked for a beer. He was taken at the stop.

Nipanyatna - you are here with the word "beer" elegantly masking the word "drugs" what? Because there is no law prohibiting the purchase and transportation of beer. Or what do I not know?

I have a normal phone again.
Congratulations :) What did you get?
xxx: Yeah, her daughter broke the film, it turned out that the cracks were on the film, not on the screen...)

About the milk.
I didn’t like hot milk either. But not because of the foam, it could be moved and smashed on the wall of the cup; and not because of the oil, I hardly felt it, the main thing is not to swallow that floating piece on top; and not because of soda, from it even the taste was pleasant.
Because it was fucking hot. So hot that I then had burned skin from the sky (this was also fun, but not pleasant). I couldn’t even hold the cup in my hands, it was so hot. In general, the phrase “hot milk” did not delight me when I was a child.
So my parents were very surprised when the milk brought was not very hot, and I drank it right away.

And still parents, I think, sometimes forget that a child's stomach is smaller than an adult's, and 200-300 ml of milk will simply not slip into it if the child has already eaten.

The Board of Directors of the Bank of Russia has decided to supplement the nominal series of banknotes with banknotes of 200 rubles and two thousand rubles... Nabiullina reminded that the Russian banknotes depict the symbols of Russian regions, and the Bank of Russia would like to preserve this tradition, but to start a new one – to make the choice of the symbol for the representation of additional denominations public, that is, so that citizens can make their choice.

Long live Vladivostok 2000!

I think not only did this come to mind to me, but still a moment in the movies and series with thriller notes, when out of silence, for example, when a guy to sit in the car, and behind someone pulls a plastic bag on his head and even transparent! The transparent fuck! So, instead of holding hands for the hands of the murderer, for the wheel, even for all kinds of things around, is it not easier to crack this package of shit??? This is in every episode!

I put a wifi network in my apartment. The apartment is spacious, rooms to fig, eight family members, two desktops, four notebooks and two underbooks. For complete happiness, all mobile phones know and love wifi. I installed the router, taught it to the internet, explained what it was for, and left. To say goodbye, I was asked:

How is it without wires?

The radio signal, like your cell phones, is only a little different.

Unfortunately, I did not see the fear in the eyes of my father.

Two days later, they call with the typical: “Nothing works, there is no network.” I come. All computers really see any network, but not home. I’m looking for the router... Yes, you guessed, it was where I left it, only wrapped in foil and covered with unknown where it came from, the sprinkled shit from the X-ray cabinet arsenal.

On the Internet:
Petty has three apples, Volodymy has six, and Misha has salt in her ass. Question: Who was the last to escape from the collage garden?
Yyy: This depends on where the apples are in Peti and Volod.
ZZZ: And the eyes.

Moderators at Zadolba!li – Generation EGE

They are now almost everywhere. A couple of years ago on the First TV all day in the news was the subtitle “Hello, school!” No one corrected it.
And in the local sets of letters and words, this is noticeable.
All of Rosenthal. Who doesn’t have enough cats?

The courier claims that he took our accounting documents from us and we took them from him.
To whom did you give the documents?
I left them at the reception.
- We have "resepsen" - soldiers with machine guns. They don’t talk to anyone. Did you really have us?