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See photos from the car show. One of the companies presented a concept car with completely transparent doors.
Commentary of husband:
And not to scratch...

From the ASK:
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Wgr: When we were sitting in the apartment, after the celebration, did he know that he was wet?

wgr: Girls from the universe asked him to sing a song under the guitar that reminds him of them and is associated with them.

Wgr: When I heard the familiar introduction, I was alert. And when the words went: "Children's Shallows on the Tossy Shallows" I couldn't stand and just scratched my legs with laughter C:

On Sunday evening in the shopping district on cameras saw some emo that painted the walls.
Well, they quickly gathered all the guards, ran after them for a long time, eventually pressed them in some corner, brought them to themselves.
XXX: Locked in some office, caused penties
xxx: I forgot to say, while running, one of these fools fell and put on the concrete well, well, and someone from the guard said too loudly that well, say that under the camera it happened, there will be no need to prove that we did not beat them.
xxx: A minute after 20 mint profits, the cabinet opens, from there the bodies fall out, all in blood, one's nose is broken, the rings swell right in front of the eyes
xxx: Everyone is in shock, and those to myths, say uncles, save us, we are beaten here, punish them, we are not at all and so on
xxx: So now in the local security there is a cool recording, in HD, with the original sound, as three dude beats each other in a hurry :)

From Chat WoT:
XX: Ride like a flock
YYY: So is it!
Zzzz: That is true!
Uuu: So is it!
Kkk: That is for sure.

The news:
1st Russia is in favor of holding an international conference on Syria, said Bogdanov.
2nd The US does not consider it possible to hold an international conference on Syria in the context of ongoing violence in the country
nailgun: Russians - Let's hold a conference to stop the war!"

Americans – "It won’t work, there’s a war going on!"

It is :)

Monster: Just as a samurai goes to battle alone, knowing that he will not return home, so I am tired of going to work, knowing that the boss will answer my puzzles.

It’s hard to explain and convince your wife why you need a GTX 580 for $600.
2: I do it easier. I bring a new, I say, I have changed with a friend, this is about the same, a little better, but it is for the special. The tasks of a friend at work are not very suitable... well, and the screws are generally stacked. and :)
1: The woman breaks into the room, and you are sitting on the couch and the pages of the magazine are a little so that the wind has collapsed... and the new screw is still not twisted on the shelf hanging.
Wife: Why a screwdriver in your hands?! to
Under the couch!
(And on the 3D screen, the mark just gives out 50,000 puppets, and you have such a drop of sweat falling from your forehead)

Today the cat did not have time to fill the filler since the morning, and she guessed in the bowl. At this point I stood brushing my teeth, the tap water was turned on. The cat jumped onto the laundry, first washed one leg under a stream of water, then another, something missed and left.

Without women it is as hard as it is with them.

Montserrat Caballé arrives, posters are hanged around the city.
That is, of course, very cool. There is a 16+ sign on the poster.
Anyone can explain clearly what a 79-year-old aunt sings, what can not be listened to 15-year-old children?? to

Easy take-off and soft landing.
No nail or rod.
Inspector GIBDD: No shame or conscience.

Report from Mobile-Review:
“My wife still has a Nokia 3310, only the battery is changed every three years. and :)
You are lucky with your wife.

The xxx:
Someone you know needs to fix your ass.
and ZZZ:
Well, I can send you to one BDSM sheriff, he will fix everything quickly.
and ZZZ:
and will correct, and will correct, and in general, any of your strangest fantasies

I had broken some ropes on the bars. I went, therefore, to the ordinary shoe shop, and there to me, he said, and we do not sell ropes O_o Well then, I did not think long, went to the war market for new ones. I thought I should sell them. I come, I ask the seller: "Hands on barbers" What do I answer: "Yes, of course, what are you ordinary or kewler?"
O_o Shock... I stood in a stupor for a few minutes... No, well, fuck the kewler ropes... kewler ropes... fuck the ropes....

XXX: Something our director had to come.
YYY: how to work straight

I try to eat less animals.
YYY: then I see the animals increased