How long have I not eaten home "Napoleon", but I used to bake my own often before. But I had to bake the whole night of the cottage. I always made 4 cakes at once: 1- immediately, the second tomorrow, the third almost tomorrow, and the fourth hid, it was a surprise when everyone began to grasp how quickly they ate three cakes.

Will you be my bride? (They are :
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: The Dudu!! to
XXX is next! xd
I will be, idiot

She: "If you earned three hundred pieces, I would give you"
He said: "If you earn three hundred pieces - you are so concerned that the question arises - did you feed me?"

-=p1oN3r=- How is it in real?? to
RammyCk: Funny, sensitive dumb, smiling, SISSY!

I’m walking yesterday with a girl... I see a cockroach jumping on the ground (falling out of the nest) and his parents jumping next to him!! The girl cries... like save the baby... I look up, like a strong tree, to climb real! I’m coming to the small, everyone is running out of panic! The evil Godzilla decided to eat the baby! I caught the wicked man - immediately everything was silent, he stumbled into the backpack, the backpack closed, he went to a tree! As long as you are lying all quietly and quietly... just like in movies... strange birds are chasing you on every branch and what cramps you from behind! Dolez... put a miracle in the nest... if I reached it... this shit even knocked me up! I start to tear and these hurt parents and another 5 crowns start to throw on me!! The guy delivered the cargo and jump! You are a big shit! As a result, the coat, the backpack is similar, the hands in the blankets, the girl is in love with Pushhi, I am in the shower... at night, the reward was royal!! The Conclusion! Play more often and only in the presence of the female sex!! to

The only dependence in the world that is unmatched by statistics, and disturbing the minds of mathematicians for more than one generation, is the amount of food fattened by a cat relative to its linear size.

Today I was cleaning the bed and when I was changing the underwear, I felt like I was drunk with a girl.
YYY: Hm...what does that mean?
xxx is.I couldn’t find the hole ?

Swalm
Do you have child pornography?

Antioch Giorgio
OOOO

Antioch Giorgio
Have you talked to the experts about this?

Swalm
Yes, they do not have either.

I wanted to buy ice cream, plombery, my favorite, and money, gotten out, cottage...
Sitting in the bus, I go.In front of me sits a man, 50 years old and about the same aunt. A man gets a ice cream (the same!) The eagle says to his aunt, “I bought you ice cream!” 8) I look at it and think: shit, shit! >_< and Aunt without breaking away from the newspaper: Is it with chocolate?
M: I don’t know... I lean down and say to the man, with the echo: Yes, no, no!
M: Let’s check, if you don’t, you take it! I am in a slight shock: is it true? I think in! I buried my ice cream! =) It opens, it is pure white, and already I with the sense of my own dignity and the suitability of the flying eagle: I said!8) I pull my hand... It is to my aunt: look he guessed and true, without. She: "good, or I don’t like chocolate", takes and holds it... :(((
by Ytsuka! I hope you have angina.

And she is alone, one against the crowd, small, naive, with good eyes and a pure heart.
And with a bullet gun in your hands?
It is just ?

XX: And in general, I am not a pederast, I am a surprise.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
You... you scare me.
XX: The Gift
Who knows how it really is now...

I talk to the employer by phone.
Will the cargo be ready by Monday? I am waiting for the application.
He is fucking!! The fucking!! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m silent in Ahaia, I think he’s doing it there!
He said: Oh, how good, the fucking shit!
I’m so quiet: has something happened?
He: Yes, I poured coffee on me, you can’t imagine what a bright feeling! Mary, can I repent and then call back?
:D

You need to marry
He says, she must not.
Do you want to have a hot dinner and a kiss at home?
I’ll have to come on time (but I’ll have to come on time).
She: Of course, you don’t want a cold dinner and puzzles waiting for you at home?

Yesterday I saw an inscription on the dirt on the eye:
"So not walking" and smiley :-)

Today in the subway, a guy comes in and says, typically - people I just dropped out of the zone, give whoever as much as you can, or I don't want to sit again for you.
I don’t think I’ve seen so many people putting money in their pockets.

I still understand in the working day to rest - wherever I went, but in the weekend to work.

Okay, I’m a dull zombie, I’m going to sit.
Good luck to Proust.
Fuck, I described it
Fuck a hit on A!!! to
I am a loser :)

I go to the balcony to smoke. I get out of a pack of cigarettes, and one accidentally falls from the balcony down. I smoke, and I hear a drunken voice:
-"Oh, brother...of the soul...yeah...and there will be no lights?"
I couldn’t let go of the lighter!and :)
Now 10 minutes already listen to a drunk serenade under the balcony on the topic of how good I am, and what the Lord God has to give me, so that I have everything well :):):).

The sister writes:
I was at the work of the PDC. One labyrinth pulled a "musical disc that didn't start". From her working laptop it became clear that there was just some kind of vivery, insectarium and what else could be there. We call the intercom to her office to bring a disc. The neighbor answered (another loudra):
I just put it...
One of the Aitishnikovs, having not listened to the end (he had enough), crashes from his place, sits in that office shouting on the move:
by Ejecting!
Further, like in the movies, he flees into the open door, falls on the pulse and slips like a baseball player, managing to press the button for forced removal of the disc, crashing into the chair on which the second labyrinth was sitting. To fight, to fight, to do everything.
In short, the second computer, fame I do not know who, have not had time to infect. The laptop was cleaned, and the disk turned out to be a virologist's nightmare. Aitishnik-athlete is now sitting, cleaning the stove and whispering that it is not necessary to give the cleaner a stove, but to force people to wipe out the stove.

(Redirected from Digidrofosfat blog)
He told a story about a distant relative. The essence of what. He lived a boy, he did not long, but the time came and he was called into the ranks of our brave army. And he decided to cut off, quite original - to indicate as his orientation "gay". And here, therefore, he comes to the military, and declares - I am, say, a homosexual, I love when I am roasted between pancakes, and forgive me, to serve in the army is unworthy. The commission answers reasonably - we will send you to the survey, if this is confirmed, then, of course, you will not have to serve.
And they direct. A distant relative, I don't know why, decides that there will be to explore the integrity of it, sorry, the anus, and because of this makes a paradoxical decision... he buys a healthier dildo in the sex shop and every evening without lubrication smells himself in the ass. To, so to speak, expand the anal hole and surely convince the commission of its orientation.
After a week of exercises of this kind, he comes to the examination and is surprised to find that his anal hole is not interested in anyone, and you just need to complete some vague test. All his efforts were in vain.
According to the results of the test, he turned out to be quite ordinary heterosexual. But he was not taken into the army. by Plateau.