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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81447
 14.05.2013
So the idea of putting a bed, a computer and a TV in a large room was born, and it was Solomon's decision, if we took at least one item in another place and my husband and I would not meet for years. :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81446
 14.05.2013
XX: We had a conference alone in the universe, no matter what. The first speaker finished, says - there are questions? They ask him where he came from.
Member of the Committee: Riazan
The voice from the room: Is it behind the MCAD?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81445
 14.05.2013
One of my friends did this when he got his diploma. After the celebration dedicated to receiving the diploma, he came home without a photocall and a phone, but the diploma was glued to the inner pocket of the jacket)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81444
 14.05.2013
From the client’s wishes:

"To rename "the thick client" into a simple "1C enterprise". Women are offended.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81443
 14.05.2013
I lost the gold brochure. The Adorable. I cry!
Very good brochure. I lost my 40 key.
The dear?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81442
 14.05.2013
In Moscow burns the warehouse of the central office of "Post of Russia"

Per they decided to get rid of the package clutter in a simple way.


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