If every one of those who speak of a lost generation had given birth to a child and had raised him not as a man, but as a man, you would see, and the generation would not be overwhelmed.

XHH: Nothing to do at work
How much nothing?
xxx: found a beaten pixel on a full HD monitor, in the corner

To grasp the pads and steer the nails so that they don’t work?
It was easier for us in the army: if a soldier goes with empty hands, he is unworking, and he needs to be squeezed urgently.
And if the soldier goes with a spade or grabble, he works. In addition, you can disturb the shape of clothes, work!

to this:
"Granate to subwoofer "Granate to subwoofer""

And what about you - Five-piece bracelets, convoy for 5 people "Bouquet"?

This is:
The name of weapons. I’ve always liked the grenade to the submersible grenade "Drop"

The worst, in my opinion, is the intercontinental ballistic missile "Kurier" and the intercontinental ballistic missile "RT-23 UTTH" "Molodec" with ten nuclear weapons.

One of my colleagues, who once worked as a police investigator for 20 years, told me how one day mice broke into the chamber and bit the seized samples of drugs. Imagine then the picture: the corridor of the UVD - and a mouse goes through it with a zig-zag. She’s popped on people, popped on screams – she’s under the pit!
And one day we, then practitioners in the district prosecutor’s office, were sent to destroy by act the witnesses in the already closed case. Well, they took the boxes, opened up the desert behind the building, set fire... Then the act was made: said, such things in the criminal case number such things were destroyed by burning. All would be nothing - and only among the scientists there was a hammer and foam, formally also burned. The assistant prosecutor who gave us the assignment: "Well, the practitioners went! They desire to burn from the fire.

xxx: When on Friday I voluntarily wrote a letter to the customs authorities that the remote control for the toilet(!!) It does not contain the means of encryption and cryptography, I understood: here it is - my professional life has reached its fairy apogee.

The telecast took
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What kind of nipples?
Q: Are you a fool?
HHH: The telecast took off!! to

-I sit on the internet I look at the pictures, on one screen of the sms "I Katya.22.170.50.3 Keen 100r. I'll send a photo, we'll see you"... 5 minutes thought why the girl sends her email address. admin is a diagnosis.

"Hello" - wrote a friend in aske and a call came out. "Hi, how are you doing?" - I raised the phone and jokingly said to the customer.

Recently, my girl and I had a hork, well, and periodically let him walk around the apartment, we sit, so we hear a mess! Immediately came the thought of the balcony..., but everything is not so scary, there is a gap in the floor of the balcony, well, we think, there and crossed, I run to the neighbors from below, the grandfather opens
I: Yeah... you’ve got here... Horec must have fallen.
D (not upset): aaah, it was a horec, he ate an apple in the room... I was in shock, what did my grandfather think when a large rat-like creature fell from the ceiling!?! I have to give him an apple!