... I propose, if we are already Aitishniks, to celebrate the same 1st (additionally), 2nd, 4th, 8th, 16th, 32nd, 64th and 128th days in the year...

Such a smooth exit from one New Year’s drink is sure to the next :)

The post office is such a post office. The package due to the bug for 9 days hangs with the status of "import" and does not move anywhere. It was difficult to register on their forum, I wanted to ask a question about the delay. There is an advertisement above:

Before writing about the delay of packages, read here!!! to
If no more than a month has passed since the moment of sending your package - it is not worth writing about it! It is absolutely naive to hope that a package sent two weeks ago should already arrive. Look at the deadlines more realistically, keep an eye on the shipment by the postal number.

I am crying.

I saw the picture yesterday. A priora runs on the street, from there the music looms all over the street, stops near the girl's stop and shouts "a girl" from the car! The girl with clearly emphasized interest inspects the car and those sitting in it and pronounces: "In the marriage period, the males of many birds and animals take bright colours and make loud calls."

The little girl underneath the window rattles her whole throat as if she’s being cut or raped... if she’d just rattled, she’ll rattle Dumbledore! The Dumbarton!"

xxx: Today we come to the entrance of the subscriber (the house with the letter G and the entrance is in the corner), everything is forced by cars, there is nowhere to park. Here just begins to go out the back some girl on a bright green board type matiza right next to the padik we need. On the left, Ford has gone across the corner, can't pass - we are standing. We stand, Ford stands, the girl stands dumb. The partner with the words "Well, the pissideeet babbo fuck" gazes, runs around Ford, stands up, we wait. Ford has left. The virgin slowly left, the current began to touch as here because of the bush suddenly the same Ford flew into her place. You are a cowboy "Oh you are a cowboy! Damn that you only dream!". If you got out of the car, so and presented a week later this guy google "how not to see dreams?"or "for what do pidoas dream?"

>>> You take 28 grams. Hard Ruby and 70 grams. Plutonium, in the hermetic container, you first sink plutonium, then rubidium and thicken tightly. You drop a drop of water on the rubidium and close tightly with a cover until the reaction begins. In any place within a radius of one and a half kilometers you put cakes.
In 4 minutes they will be warm.

PS: be careful! The cake can burn a little.

at work :

HH: So what is there?
Look at the ASCII
Q: You can’t say that?
I say, look at Ashka.
Damn, it’s hard to say in words.? to
Fuck to Fuck! Hattepe two-way slash slash radical point r slash and one hundred two slash twelve zero nine slash five a slash nine seven eight be zero a...
STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND

Commentary on the picture of a half-naked girl in an abandoned building:
Q: What is the object?
Beautiful girl in underwear
xxxh: No, in the sense of what a cast, where it is, what is the protection and habitability. The naked girl in the photo does not interest me as a stalker.

Commentary on the topic "Sexual Extortion... "

The xxx:
I encourage sex: walk with the dog - I will do m..., etc. and everyone is well, and the dog is walking out)

YYYY :
Tanya, )))) the dog probably walks every half hour in such conditions))

This happened a few days ago and made me feel softer about the new generation.
I was sitting in a line to the doctor, and around the children - crowds, and everyone screams, playing their iPads and iPhones.. and in the corner I notice a boy sitting up with two devices: one - a smartphone, and the second is somewhat incomprehensible, but what it reminds.
I get closer and see: the guy sits with the Soviet MK 85 and codes the chota, and he is looking for manna in his lumia))

Do you really want everyone who has a tower to talk like Sheldon?? to
Yes!! God, it would be so wonderful, so wonderfully right! The world would be better. And if we were not only talking, but also thinking the same, then maybe the golden age would finally come.

Juri: The cat is not a calf, the fatter the cooler it is.

When I want to change something in my life, I change the branch in the subway on my way from work.

I borrowed 6+ and 12+.
It is necessary to paste an icon on each TV - a brain, a cross-cross cross.

Alexander (13:11:11 13/09/2012):
How is life young?

Ba (13:11:22 13/09/2012):
good)))))) unless counting yesterday's cat's miscarriage, in the form of hanging shoes and a covering cushion.

Alexander (13:12:10 13/09/2012):
Does therapy not help?

Ba (13:13:10 13/09/2012):
I tried cloth therapy, mordoluzovoziliosis and hand-jacka-atata procedures on it.

I work in the production.working day until 20.00, but 19 everyone is already striking and start cleaning the workplace.and this is the usual day,washers wiped their cables, cutting machines, etc., here runs the prorab with angry eyes:"the boss went out to circumvent the territory!!!!!!Noise, scream, make a working look!!One cake gets the lighter and begins to frequently chew on the silicon while the other hand methodically taps on the metal:"so will it go???))))" probing in a stupor cake without premium)))

xxx: The phrase after which the magic of forgetting begins to work: "The main thing is not to forget!"

On the holiday of life, many people only get a weekend.

I work in a closed military office. There is one unique young candidate of science in our team, who, despite possessing 10 dan on alcoholism, remains a gifted scientist and an exceptional positive generator for the whole department... So, going on vacation for a whole month and a half, this individual decided to carry out an experiment: left at his desk a full bowl from a coffee machine of sweet fresh-cooked coffee, to find out if he will not go off for 45 days of his absence? There will be a “coffee liqueur”! Before his arrival, the whole department came to work half an hour earlier, in an official setting, smelled stinking mocked jelly and replaced it with a mixture of coffee and cognac in a ratio of 1 to 1... It is worth saying that the arriving vacancy first thing, by the way, greeting the breathtaking department, rushed to the worthy bowl. Shakenly looked at her, twisted her, shook her... Snooped her... Snooped her with the glossy gaze of colleagues who were stuck in the monitors and shaking hands, he brought a cane to his lips... It is difficult to describe those emotions that reflected his face after three greedy throats. Probably it was like the emotions of an alchemist who managed to get gold from lead :)
Good day and positive!!! Make fun of each other!! to

Putin’s statement that Russia should become the leader of the Paralympic movement has caused panic among our Olympians.