I am going to work. I put my shirt in my pants so tight that I can’t raise my hands. And there is a thought - and suddenly an omon will break into the office, telling everyone:"Hands up!!", and I can’t get up and I’ll be shot... I made a shirt for release...

XHH: And to the note:
Being drunk, in London, when your bus runs out of the circle into its left lane, which in the rest of Europe is considered a meeting point.
In general, it is not necessary to scream to the driver "A-a-a-a, wisdom, what are you doing? You’re going to kill them all!"
XHH: They still don’t understand Russian.

He broke through jewelry sites, accidentally got into the section with rings made of tungsten carbide. After reading in Wikipedia what is this alloy (tougoplavky worse nowhere, does not scratch, does not scratch, does not faint, hardness is slightly easier than diamond and is used for the manufacture of drilling tools) - understood what material was made the ring of power in the depths of the black mountain. Now "my beauty" in free sale...

xxx: the same
XXX: This is such a burst.
xxx in the trousers

The magazines are burning.

In Kamishlova to catch a braconier helped his sweat
The man left next to the skin of the divided animal a dirty scarf and documents.

Oleg: By the way, have you heard? In the army officially abolished pearl meat!
Romka St@tyS: Pizzetz! Are they not feeding at all?

A soldier will not eat so much trousers!

Did you know that money left unattended is always needed by someone else?

Helping my son go through the medical commission.
He brought him to the clinic, showed - where what offices, took his turn, and fled his affairs.
But on the first floor near the registry I stopped.
A young girl talked with an incredibly gentle, ringing voice through the window with an old registrar aunt. I did not hear it first.
But it was interesting, and I stopped.
... I do not know. I was bitten by a dog and I was told to come here.
The Surgeon.
Do you have a card here? How old are you?
and 14. The card in this registration is not for me.
Bring a card and I will give you a voucher to the surgeon.

The girl turned confused and went out.
I encouraged her:
There is a children’s clinic nearby. Your card is there, right?
She breathed:
and no. I am from Lopatinsky. My card at our clinic.
She answered, and sadly went to the door.

Lapatinsk is such a micro-region. The city is scattered in pieces.
This girl now had to go to the stop for fifteen minutes, there ten or fifteen minutes to wait for the route, then fifteen minutes to drive, another ten minutes to go to her clinic, there in the registration to ask for a card and come back here. Not the fact that she would still be able to go to the doctor today.
No to!
This is wrong somehow! It is unfair!

I immediately remembered how I went to the traumatologist or surgeon many times with injuries, without problems and searching for the card, and turned to the registrar:
Can’t you get a new card right away?
I can. Does she have any documents?
(Please understand me correctly – if in the place of this beautiful woman with a melodic voice, a wonderfully scratched nose, a thin fragile figure and a magnificent thick, light hair, freely spread over the shoulders and descending to the middle of the shoulder, there would be an elderly Negro, or somebody else, I would do the same.)

I shouted joyfully:
The girl! go back! Do you have a passport with you? You got the passport.
already is?
She ran away:
There is no passport. This is just an insurance policy.
Aunt in the window, placing a blank in front of herself, whispered:
Bring him here...
______

That evening I came home without strength after volleyball, and said to the younger sitting behind the comp:
and Alish! I saved a man today. to tell?
Alisha, without turning around, replied:
A girl in a clinic? Do not need! I know. She sat next to
He went to the surgeon and told someone on his cell phone. He says:
“It’s good that there’s a man there!” I immediately realized.
It was you...

On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

Guezwho: Here’s the bastard – a husband left his wife with two small breasts.

Parents are divorced. Today, Daddy walks around the apartment all day and sings, “Daddy can, Daddy can live with anyone. Only with my mother, only with my mother cannot live!"

From the forum, the topic about office chairs:
xxx: We and brothers on weapons also so on the old job all day so ride from the "working table" to the servacle or printer child for six months, then began to be fired to another office, and there the chairs were non-wheelchairs, and the habit then remained... we looked strangely short when we fell back in the shoulder, but they fucking explained what it was...

Buttons "Prisdež", "Achinea" and "Prisdež"!!! Where are you!! to

Discussions about the film:
Something got upset and wanted to review this famous film hit of schoolgirls of all times and peoples And now explain to me schoolgirls, once you are in love with this movie
Why did the ancient vampire at the age of 109, who loved more than a hundred luxurious women during his lifetime (maybe Marilyn Monroe) suddenly take on a dull, brainless, unsexual schoolgirl, an apparent drug addict and a frigid, like a barrel?
2nd How they are going to have sex if the vampires have cold blood and an erection is impossible - because an erection comes from hot blood
Why do vampires react to the cuts on Christ's arms, and do not react to her menstrual periods?

YYY: Smile, and let all those fools that are upset you right now go into a world without sex, the internet and delicious food! = Z
XXX: Is it in the army?and :)

xxx>Today I played all day in Oblivion. Now all the merchants there say to me:"Hey! A great alchemist. Could you cook us a couple of greens?" Funny, but how will they know that I am an alchemist?
yyy>Well, when you see a dirty, very stinking, hairy person with spots. At the same time, his backpack on the back is filled with all kinds of shit, grass and bottles, in his hands a bitten mosquito, and in his teeth a bite. And still greedy steals all the food, makes tincture of bread, potatoes, and then still sells you the same... It is hard to confuse.

I have your problems, with the arrival of the snow, I began to rub abs. I drive 2 times slower than in Moscow before, although the tire is expensive and all that. The writer just slightly press the abs right away and you fly you fly but the truth of course how often I say the fans of the abs you fly controlled, you want to meet, you want to border, you want to communicate right in the ass.

Marriage is about patience. And every spouse is sure that he is suffering.
My husband: Aha He is.

Are you married?
Desperately rarely, purely not long and only in places.

I am looking for an apartment in the airport. I stumbled on the announcement:"Silent places, after repair, furniture, partially eaten, equipment, 2 stalls, canyon, storage room in the basement, you can immediately live, bedroom. windows, bedroom, living room, dormitory, dormitory, 2 balconies small to the kitchen, bush,". Lack of more: "Discovery also eats"