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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106811
 15.12.2014
Twenty-first: The son came to rally: he got somewhere from the account 70 rubles, and so the whole family is connected to the collective tariff, so that 500 rubles a month is enough for everyone. They began to check the story: he was somehow quietly connected to the service for 70 rubles a month. I called the MTS, asked to turn off everything for the past and no longer connect anything. And the girl from the call center tells me: Yes, you have three services here, now I will turn off everything! Three!! from where?
And these quiet services are like syphilis. It is only necessary to relax - and all, you treat not only syphilis, but also gardnerellosis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and sometimes pregnancy is found.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106810
 15.12.2014
By the way, there are stalkers here, who sometimes include 1 channel? What are they saying there?
Written by Skbar
Skbar is:
About the largest slide in the world, opened on VDNH.
Hopefully it was prepared for the Swan Lake.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106809
 15.12.2014
proforg13: it’s just shit
by kak2c:
Proforg13: Shortly we go to work with Sevich. On the way, I jumped into a technocil, wanted to buy a skyrim with a face. I ask, and the seller gives me, say you have a child 18?
proforg13: here such Sevitch approaches and asks this young sheep: "Please tell me, how many years do I look like?" She says to him: "Well you are not less than 30".
proforg13: and Sevitch said to her: "This victim of gambling is only six months younger than me. He has been driving for six years, married and raising a three-year-old child.
proforg13: The deceased saleswoman turns to me and says, “I thought you were still a student, and you’re already so old.”
Proforg13: Well, is this not a fucking shit?

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