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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85602
 15.08.2013
Discussion of technology.
xxx: an example of the interchangeability of parts can serve as a moscovite "combi" from the parts of which you can assemble a later model

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85601
 15.08.2013
XHH: Rumor, here to me in the department the girl came to work to arrange, Lena ***ova. Judging from the summary, she worked for you. Do you know her?
WOW: Ughums, she’s been sitting in front of me for almost 2 years.
We communicated very little.
HH: It doesn’t matter. Is it better to be an engineer? What can you say about her at all?
WOW: Well... the left breast has more than the right... all sorry

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85600
 15.08.2013
Sad rabbit: Now took money from the Sberbank ATM.

Thirsty rabbit: He entered 6000 rubles, pressed out with an exchange.

The sad rabbit: He gave me five thousand and two hundred.

Thirsty Rabbit: Swapped, Hole

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85599
 15.08.2013
from work. As literally as possible.

1 (girl): What are you cuddling about?
1 meter under 2, 21 years. In the paints.It’s dark, I’m driving under 80 without a helmet, in the wind, I see a dog running straight on the road. I feel that I will not have time, and I brake, on the slippery road, the bike takes off, and he continues to move on the side, I - with him, I drive 20 meters along the asphalt first with my feet, then my stomach, my hands try to brake - and here. (It shows really untouchable scratches)
You are a superman!
Not a superman, but a dude.
I will now raise this chair, I will launch it into you - you will fly with it for five meters - you will not be able to withstand it!
Third, I say the dude.

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