Children's book about sex
At the end of the nineties, as a conscientious mother, I read this book to my four-year-old. The child thought carefully, then asked the most important thing for himself: “Where is the valve?”

Is this an old battery?
nn: This is a battery, it needs to be charged.
How do you know what a battery is?
nn: Here it is "Rechargeable".
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[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:26] Bush: Are you in place?
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: Good morning. So far yes
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Booth: ask
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: ask
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Bush: What does he not want to sign el.key
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: offended
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Bush: still like
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: may the key not be that?and :)
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:28] Buch: :^) God, I am a fool))))

xxx: Try to recall the school and the number of people who could understand math and geometry perfectly. Usually 1-3 of the whole class, and most often 1. These are potential programmers.
yyy: No, these are potential gods who will model turbulent streams. And potential programmers are those who know that in the summer, warm clothes should be placed in the closet further away, and light clothes closer, this is sufficient level of logic to be able to write the sorting with a bubble.

I was 14-15 years old then, swimming with the boys on the "background", in the liman, where the fishermen's seaters stand. The depth there is not large from 2 to 3 meters, but you can drown and in a spoon can, as they say. And for us, young boys, to jump from a seiner or a fishing boat is our favorite activity, for which we were relentlessly chased and pinched, if caught, by a local guard.



In fact, on one of those days, the son of a local father went to swim with us, let’s say Vanya (he was then 12-13 years old). We were a man 6-8, everything was fun and cool, jumped from the seiner - came back (to n do), until they heard a loud scream "A who is there laze, the pids were small, I'm getting your ears, e* your mother! (The unimaginable Hersh Surzhik : ))” We immediately into the water, and hide under the seiner (on the feed of the fig was such where the nets are strapped, under it is convenient to hide). Everything is okay, we sit quietly for five to seven minutes, the security guard walks on the deck and says, “Well, you’re going to catch us now,” and then one of the guys screams, “He’s dressed up, he’s going to catch us now.” We all give a hole in the opposite side of the sink (meters 100-150).



Swimming means that the guard from behind mates, I swim near the Bath and I begin to notice that he is getting stronger and stronger behind, and he is swimming somehow wrong, the water almost reaches the nose, and swim only 50 meters, I tell him I say, "Wanna! Go ahead faster.” He doesn’t react to me, he doesn’t even look at me. I realized that he was already drowning, even though his head was still above the water. Immediately remembered the terrible stories of how the drowning, in panic, drowned the one who saved him. I cried out to the boys from that shore that they would press the camera from the car on which they were swimming, and he swam to the bathroom, got more air, and dive, took it under his mouse, his feet got to the bottom, and I stand hold it as much as the air is enough, so 2-3 times dive, and again dive. As a result, the guys pressed the camera and we pulled Vanya out. This is not a heroic but a real story.

If a girl says, “I like the sense of humor in guys,” it doesn’t mean you have to try to joke, it means you have to laugh at her jokes.

- Ivanova, why didn't you bring 500 rubles to repair the school?

I did not break her!

We were recently called by an uncle in anger, the company we work with agreed to hire him, but when he already told his current employer that he wanted to resign, and actually wrote a statement, suddenly they went to the hustle, in short, refused.

I call the staff manager and ask what happened.

Have you visited his VKontakte page?

No, what is there?

Come in and see.

She gives me a user ID, I start posting photos. Apparently nothing special. Here he is fishing, here he is on the beach with a glass in his hand, and with the blue sea behind, in general, a standard set of ordinary nonsense, which is filled with millions of other exactly the same pages in social networks.

It looks like nothing criminal.

There is nothing criminal. But how do we work with a person who is being photographed in the background of a carpet?

I look further, and I see his smiling face on the backdrop of the carpet.

What is this like?

Well, if you don’t see anything wrong with this, then it puts into question our work with you. The whole internet already knows that the carpet on the wall is a moped. And if someone does not know this, it means that this someone is living apart from reality and modernity. I’m not talking about plebey fun like beer and fishing.

- Listen, but he is not a glamorous creator, but an ordinary engineer on heating equipment! What is he, in silk smoking, to let the hypocritical tear on the production of "Vaginal Monologue"?

Yes, the conversation is over.

I call my uncle and I say:

You will laugh when you know why you were rejected.

He explained the reason, but the uncle, for some reason, did not laugh.

Discuss Pornhub blocking by Roskomnadzor:

The moment you learned sooner than you wrote about it

It was a very hard day. Three quotes with the main one remain unknown.

I think whether to go to a store or make food from what is.
Yyy: Go to the store
You don’t give my talents a chance.
yyy: I just think that once you have visited such a question, you will not even cook a tail bowl there, because the tail is over.

In the area of St. Petersburg. Education stands routes that go to the area. Payment takes place on the principle - the route has been picked up or the time of departure has come, the driver has passed and collected money from everyone.

So here is the "sell" (in fact stood, because there are no seating seats anymore) I am in this road, holding a half-cockpit and waiting for the driver to come in. The people are already starting to boil, say we went, Friday, summer, hot, we want to go home. Finally, a "guest from the CIS" appears and with the words "Sell for travel, yes" begins to collect money. Our citizens, who have been sitting for a long time, are beginning to be upset about what pass has already been passed and what a hurm is. No more interesting flight selection, what and how.

The result: the left man came in, gathered from all the people sitting in the route for 50 rubles. (We are remembering. That there are no free seats) and with the words "Now I will smoke and we will go" dropped down at sunset.

The people said that the man even gave up.

Z. Z. I. Who is interested - Places in the stall about 25. 25 x 50 = 1250 rubles.

I do not pay alimony - nobody knows, so I do not violate the law. I fake documents - no one knows, the law is not broken. Will murder cease to be a crime if the body is removed? It smells like a psychiatrist.

Yyy: Well, if the killed psychiatrist has already begun to smell, then the clear thing is better to get rid of.

Today, the head of the administration announced the start of the heating season. But the miracle did not happen. It is half the twelfth.
What are you worried about? The order has half an hour to fulfill.
And then then?
And then it will turn into a butterfly...

Every country should have its own Zhirinovsky.
YYY: In North Korea?
xxx: Zhirinovsky in North Korea is strenuous. The Asians in principle always bear, and so the eagle will be ten times larger.
Yyy: He is only shot for that, without going into politics.
xxx: "Called from China, asked not to scream"

It was 2002. I lived in a dormitory. There were seven hungry students in my block. The scholarship was partially selected by the bodybuilders, partially drunk and spent on nonsense, and some did not have it at all. Most of the month lived for 10-20 rubles a day. The diet almost always consisted of fast-cooked dishes. We cooked the broth in the pot "for all" and all this was brotherly shared. On one such day, we all dropped 5-10 rubles, whoever could, and I went to the store.



As soon as I turned around the corner, I heard a whistle of brakes, a blow, and then the sky. He stood up, ripped off from the snow and saw the driver’s eyes shattered by fear. The driver asked if I was okay, if I could go, pulled 5 thousand in the hand and quickly washed.



I did not think for a long time to buy products for all the money. We lived on these foods for almost two months, and the dinner that evening was one of the happiest and most delicious in my life.

The expedition, led by Franklin, consisting of 129 soldiers and officers, went in 1845 to search for the Northwest Passage, the sea route from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific.

It is a pity that they did not take the sailors with them.

liquid washing powder. !! byIt is a pound!The marketing genius.

My grandmother is funny! As the youth slang hears, remembers and uses it in the home. Today we sit and drink tea, and the brother does not go, the grandmother comes in and says, "Gow tea to drink" and laughs :))
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GERR OBER, VO BLAYBT MEIN ESSEN also does not contain matte, but only asks about where the officer has not served food.

I understand everything (and even a little German), but can this question not contain matte?