I am in the car! A very respectable office. Chen knows how many years we design engineering networks. Tueva is the hottest of electrical engineers with a higher technical education, but in the office kitchen, the electric boiler - always - stands in a huge pit of water, splashed on the table!
WOW: And the sho - at least once closed?
HH: Not yet...
Wow, you see that! The specialists know which area of the watermelon to put the tea ;)

Cat: I always enjoy the situation of coordination. Give a contract. A man is doolgo and with a very intelligent look looks at him. Although it is clear in his eyes that he ceased to understand what was written about immediately after the word treaty.

Regarding the reasons for the appearance of cholesterol in vegetable oil - not all mice can be caught from the original raw material.

You have seven days left!
Thank you very much, good fairy! The doctor said there were only three.

to this
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I had several women who gave up to this process with immense pleasure, and one even experienced orgasm. And not once.
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I admire such women. They are literally divorced. Most importantly, he sincerely believes and also sets an example for others.

An anecdote in the run.
Chapayev returns from a trip to England. He goes all out of the needle, in a limousine, in his hands a ring with diamonds. Full luggage of money. Carriers carry a lot of suitcases.
Peter asked him surprised:
– Vasily Ivanovich, where do you get all this from?
“Yes, Petka, I won the cards.
How is it?
I go to the club. Everyone sits there, drinks, and plays cards. Look at it, it is cut in point! I sat down at the table and took the cards. I have 18. My English counterpart says 20. I said to him: "Show me!" And he said to me: "We, gentlemen, believe in the word". Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl.

Boris: I watched the fall of the ruble all day. He felt like a Brazilian fan during a football match against Germany.

I went to the club on Saturday and got rid of the cleaner. The grandmother’s shortcut.
We go down to the toilet, she follows us.In the toilet engine. .who powdered, who chested, who in need...Baby stood up in the middle and cried:"And the leap of time?"His girls greet-:"1-10"..
The grandmother answers:"I haven’t been squeezed, and that I haven’t been squeezed yet?
The Curtain

Roskomnadzor and Rospotrebnadzor are two classes inherited from Rosabstraktnadzor, all methods of which are destructors.

In our childhood stereo pictures were - plastic such a labyrinth by the type of binoculars, inside is inserted a cardboard with two cameras - stereo. You look in the glasses and see a large photo of a tree tree, or even your loved one. So now what we have come up with - the same plastics, only inside instead of a cardboard, the iPhone is inserted.

Stop writing verses about the euro and the dollar, the central bank focuses on them when compiling currency rates. And then the man with the dollars will hang, I’m sorry.)))

At work, colleagues have a quick conversation for tea.

I finally got a newspaper yesterday, for the first time in a month.
Today the radio was in the kitchen.

Imagine what a century.

About >> there is no room for you in the anti-nuclear bunker

As our commander said:
“When you get in the immediate vicinity of a nuclear explosion, you all know what to do (well there to fall/hide, in short, in the Charter it is written, who is interested), but I advise you to get up in full. To die quickly and without suffering.

Comments to the photo where Marilyn Manson in the image stands on the red square.

The evil is near.)
C behind the back. Marilyn, turn around!

A thoughtful aunt, far from every 20 stools in the bag lies
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Meaning is lying? O_o Ready to bet that these stools brought children from their parents. Did your teacher bring you to the museum?

A colleague sits, decides a crossword and is sad-not coming together.I look, and he has the answer to the question of Cassius Clay-PVA.

My husband and I recently argued whether he has Jewish blood. For verification, he decided to transfer some of the money into dollars and euros. Type if the exchange rate will rise and it will be in plus, it means that the Jewish currency is there, and if not, then, accordingly, there is no...
I live with a Jew X (

Lin puts a 500-euro banknote in AJ trousers
<lin> now do something
<AppleJack> what is it?
<lin> RELATED
AppleJack converts 500 euros into rubles
<lin> yes
<lin> I didn’t think of it.
<lin> 1:0

xxx: received today the bank card of Russia
XXX: The deadline is alarming
xxx: valid until October 17

xxx: I have 1 euro in my wallet, and 2 kg of strawberries in the kitchen, girls write, we will have fun

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The same feeling when your queries, beginning with the words "what to do if", have surpassed the most popular in terms of absurdity.
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I once wanted to check out a moment from Chernyshevsky and was lazy to go for a book. Yandex's memorable assumption "what to do if Voldemort washes my shampoo", slightly lag behind "what to do if the toilet dances" and "what to do if I shampoo" :D
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The wife started recruiting on Google, intending to find out the effects of ultrasound on mice:
"Why mice are afraid of..."
has issued:
The Ultrasound
and injections
The horrors
The buyer.

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