2010-02-14 12:03:50 hrs:
I understand nothing. Congratulations to the girl for the holiday. The answer is "Idiot! It is over!"

2010-02-14 12:04:12 am
How to congratulate?

2010-02-14 12:05:42 pm
"With the oil, the sun."

2010-02-14 12:05:56 ууу:
With the oil? The idiot!

If you like it for a long time, but does not show signs of attention. Do not be frightened and invite you to a cup of tea. It’s possible that she’s just like you, who is afraid to look at you and approach you first.

Husband: Dear, I’ll probably start to shake more to get better.
Why did you decide to get fat? O_O
Then you’ll look slimmer :)
Wife is shit!! to

Pineapple (11:04:46 3/01/2010)
Do you have a car starting at 30?
I don’t know... I don’t open it at 30...

Is it music you play?? to
Yes Yes
I’m just getting tired of it!!! to

I saw in the news of our (Perm) sportsmen and their coach. They say: we do not hope for medals, we will get, then it is okay, we would rather win in Sochi, and we will enter in the tenth and then it is okay, and then, maybe we will not enter.
This is a scam, comrades! The country selected them, sent them to the Olympics, entrusted them to defend the flag, promised to pay for medals. And they, fucking - what we take, it's okay! Hate you fucks! There are no more words like shrimp! Yes, they should have roared in the chamber with a burning eye, as they would roar their ass for the Motherland, for the honor of the flag! If I don't bring a medal, then in Canada I will shoot myself out of my biathlon rifle, and I will not be ashamed! There is no snow, let me go! I can bark on skiing, I’m Russian, I’m scratching, I’m scratching everybody on the road, even Birndallena, I can scratch that he’s in the male ranking, and I’m in the female! If necessary, I can swim in skies.
And the coach should have noticed, he said, if mys do not enter the road, so I raise their legs to the fucking, so that at the Paralympic Games exactly the medal was brought, the bastards! I put them ski sticks in their buttocks, and I’m talking about the “first ten” you go over to bread and water!
They were supposed to get me so that I watched the live broadcast at three o’clock at night, afraid to go and write, so that I’t miss it!!! And so "sick"this is why UG has no desire :(

XXX: Good in the holidays, quiet and quiet in communion
yyy: Ah, the man who is on the toilet side is still with us ((

I have a fire ;)
You get five days of rest (February, Saturday, Easter, Pon, etc.)
well yes
You can work, for example, as a carrier.
I am on him o_o
He is on me.
Oh yeah yes. You are a girl.

Well, how can you explain, a good admin is like a hardworking gardener. First pick up the seeds (preferring perennial varieties), then for a long time crawl through his garden with the sun-burned cockerel, swollen from the mosquito physiognomy, and hands on the elbow in the... km. humus. But then every morning he goes out to the doorstep, and, tasting a hot cup of coffee, he is quite shaking, watching everything grow, how the vigor rejoices, flying from flower to flower. Well, of course, the master's eye notices where the plum, where the beetles to cut off, and where the garbage to fill.
However, it happens that it will catch him such a rancidity-acidity, so tired of the eye of well-being and sleepy order, that he gets drunk, takes the scratching ribbons and cheerfully runs through his garden. And the surroundings say it scares the crows. And they believe.

There is a woman working in the company (a blonde). Here she also works and her boyfriend now looks like a former (hereinafter a Boyfriend). This guy is always shaved dressed with a needle behaves as a white-handed well typical "Metrasexual".
  Well we sit down for lunch and ask "Blondine, guy is your metersexual?and "
The blonde turned red, embarrassed and seriously said - "No, he (boy) is not like him, he just has a lot of friends."
We start roasting who is just hicking who is already drowning. The blonde understood what she was walking and added "No, I didn't understand the word from the first time. Now it all settled. And so unexpectedly continued - "It looks like he is metrosexual and in fact there is a long way to the standard 15cm!".

10 years ago I read a Japanese car dealer’s advertisement about UAZ. It is hard to believe, but it is a modern Russian car with a carburetor engine! There is no condoshine, no hydroamplifier, no ABS, no... in short, no shit in it! When moving in the cabin is too noisy, and if you move outside of the asphalt, then dusty. Fuel consumption is enormous and so on throughout the page, and in the end: but this car has 3 advantages over all Japanese all-roads - it is super passable, super durable and, imagine how curious and confused other participants of the road will look at you!

People who gathered near monuments, parks, etc...Well how? Has anyone left there alone?

stormfx: I slowly and erotically go to you in the refrigerator to eat))))))))))
† Vajre †®: :-)My refrigerator opens up for you
† Vajre †®: It winds cold on you
stormfx: from so cold and white
He looks at me with food.
† Vajre †®: drops of condensate drop on the floor
stormfx: I ate everything and smoked

When it is easier for people to do differently, they introduce rules.

The audience dropped out of the theatre after the premiere. At this time, a late television group arrives. A young journalist with a microphone nervously screams around the crowd with a glance: who would take a flash interview. The former operator suggests: take, who will have - what we need to leave, what we do not need to cut. Here, right on her, a roasted middle-aged hairdresser, who is madly delighted with the fact that the television camera lens looks in her direction.
The journalist sweeps a microphone under her nose, which this grandmother was trying to, and asks, "What did you get from attending the show?" Meanwhile, she is not alone, next to her, probably a husband, in the appearance of a worker, whom his wife pulled out to this theater, and to him this event is entirely to the fancy. But since the man is noticeably subdued, he patiently bears it all and during the interview cries and looks somewhere to the side. And then the journalist swings and the microphone under his nose: “What did you take out?” – “I? A man is surprised. “Where from?”
“From the theater,” somewhat confusedly presses the girl’s shoulders. “He did not endure anything. There is bigger. On the contrary, I brought it. It is taught...”

When Sergey Zverev went home to the maslenica, he was twice taken for a chubby and tried to burn.

Are you lying at work too?
No, I’m rather afraid that the employer won’t believe that such perfection exists. Therefore, when filling out the questionnaire, I attribute to myself a few shortcomings.

One New York doctoral student who did not receive funding for the project
social research, costing the budget significantly below 100
of dollars.
He ordered a tube of super glue and 10 desperate red tablets with the inscription:

Do not try to break this window with your head!
It is impossible!

The scientist independently uncovered these tablets on the supermarket windows.
different areas of New York.
A month later he conducted an inventory of the consequences, contacting the
relevant supermarket services.

The absolute record was set by the Irish district of the city.
It has been struck 32 times! The only successful attack was
originated from the USSR, and in a relatively prosperous region.
The city. It was a 52-year-old bald programmer.
He was the only one who attacked the wrong window near which the red window was hanging.
the table, and moved on three slopes to the left, where, as it turned out, the window
It was a reserve evacuation exit.
Non-traumatic, easily breaking plastic glass. Employees
The supermarket claimed that the difference between the windows on the outside can be noticed.
was almost impossible. But, as they say, intelligence is intelligence. by
The offer to pay for the broken window this frame was rugged and showed
The red sign.

What happened next will seem to be a fiction for all mentally normal people.
Citizens living outside the United States. This is an effective country.
of management.

In all countries try not to violate the PDD, and only in us - to fuck the cameras

In Saratov, the bridegroom drunk on the way to the ZAGS and robbed the store. You are Chelyabinsk.