Of course, we don’t have education, we have natural selection.

xxx: how the programmers - said a joke - cracked - tired while explained why cracked)

You are as cruel as always ;)
Yes, I’m sorry, you all need to put a slice of the spat on your fingers, so that, while your fingers are healing, they can sit, read manuals and learn.
yyy: be easier))
xxx: What could be easier than pulling off a scarf from a scarf?

I read here a couple of times about the behavior of drivers on the roads of Novokuznetsk.
We have good goats! Example of:
Once in those times, when there were still fines of 100 rubles for almost everything, I was stopped for a slight excess (just a hundred). I, of course, know that bribes are bad to give, but I broke and I had a good reason, which I told and the hoist, including the man, said, said, that the half-hoist is in place and I can evaporate.
After scratching the pockets (and it was studenthood), I earned 48 rubles. The employee, squeezing his nose, accepts the "gift" with the words "then you will bring" (joke, of course).
Half a year. They stopped me to check, and I forgot my papers at home. What I see! The same heist is ready to drop me below the plinth and I decided to take the situation into my own hands. I give him 2 rubles. He looks surprised, but I’m ahead of his question: “I owe you a surplus since the summer.”
I see in his eyes some computational processes, and then he looks like an arget (recalled). I let go ))

Programming discussions :

> I will take strong Javis to my team.
>> We don’t have javaists
>>> they are fun

From the Diablo Forum:
The xxx:
Why is this hole in the helmet? To be there? Meeting with the Devil?
YYYY :
For the meeting with the devil there is a hole in the pants, either in front or behind, depending on the DPS.

Picture of a family portrait, sewn with a cross.
"A year and a half of work!! And about three hundred thousand crosses!"

This is what means there is no camera in the family.

I was pregnant, I ate Skitels, toxicity began. My husband runs and asks me all the time how I feel, and I whisper in response that the advertisement hasn’t cheated and I feel the rainbow.

Is there anything more interesting than Diablo 3?
Y: Work at McDonald’s, lectures on the history of the CPSU and the last Bond film.

If you are driving, be prepared for any turns.

Today I heard a whistle from the Sachachenica, she was talking to my wife on Skype, after which I slipped off the couch. This story would be told by Zadornom from the scene, and I will already write how it will work out, although it is not bad for Sikachenko too.
The sisters discussed holding the “parent’s day”, which is traditionally held after Easter, in different places from Sunday to Thursday. She tells her how she will do it, what she will take with her, and so on. Drinking will not take, telling no one to drink, and no reason, but reminded that some take with them so much that they stay there and sleep (in the cemetery). By the way, they had one grandmother, who went to visit the deceased husband, took a bottle of vodka with her and gradually drank during the day, and could still eat with the neighbors. This is about her and the story, it must have coincided!
Ten years ago it was, she was fattened so that she stayed overnight at the cemetery, lay on the bench installed near the grave, the good was already warm. And at this time, at night some guys decided to rape a young girl, dragged to the cemetery, this is the usual trick of the rapists to suppress the will of the victim. In order to finally suppress the girl's will, they began to force her to drink a glass of vodka, but refused and refused. But then from the darkness suddenly a bone hand runs out and a voice is heard: "Then give me if she doesn't want to." The rapist was immediately forgiven, and the girl fainted. She woke up, and her grandmother stopped and said, “Don’t be afraid, I just lay down here to sleep, and here you lie, what happened to you?” and named herself by name. Somehow she caused the girl to feel and took her home. When it became clear how it really was, the parents did not carry this grandmother on their arms, their gratitude was immeasurable, they then buried her when she died.

A man writes to me at ICQ: “Hello, baby, what are you doing today?”
“Two murders and one robbery.”
and silence...

The law of deceit...
I don’t really get to meet girls and tell them how good I am.
But when I tell sales girls that I calmly run the house myself, my hands grow from the right place and I still know how to cook a bunch of everything, then everyone begins to ask to take them with you...

I went to the solarium and told me that I couldn’t get pregnant. It’s time for a diet.

to this:
XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.

Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)

News about the fire at the Russian Post warehouse:
XXX: It seems that the many wishes to burn them in hell are gradually beginning to materialize.

Over the courtyard hangs a cloud, a watermelon runs through the courtyard. They compete.

From the discussion "Who would you like to see at the CUBANA concert"

XXX: METALLICA, RHCP, Linkin Park
And... it would be crazy if Nirvana had been brought... After Sam41, the Root and Offspring, I think this is possible...
YYY: Yes, they will collect Kurt’s dust and put a microphone at the urn, and turn on the recording.
ZZZ: I feel with my heart that with the nirvana ni.uya will not get out of the org (there seemed to have died someone...

On the topic of "Hopnik physicists"

My friends and I came to St. Petersburg from a district industrial city.
tk. Our youth fell to the 90s, then until the mid 00s we went in sports clothes, leather jackets and caps Frederickson, cut off very short and engaged in boxing. That is to say, they looked like typical hops, because all “normal boys” were just like that.

All this external entourage did not prevent us from studying and even in our free time behind a bottle of beer to discuss any issues from thermodynamics or the mechanics of solid environments.

So close the topic, there is nothing supernatural here.

Dmitry, op
Delta antenna with amplifier.
Svetlana is beginning. department
Until I can go there.
Dmitry, op
Which? 😉
Svetlana is beginning. department
by PZZ. Delayed debtor debt. Although in our case the meaning is correct)