No matter how the cinema of his majesty tried - but besides how to entertain, he does nothing more.
Another thing is a book.
Which book has seriously influenced your life?

Physics for Class 8. My dad fucked me.

In general, this whole story began with a valuable discovery made by some little creature. There is a detailed description of the accommodation arranged by this creature on the occasion of his birthday.
But the story becomes darker.
Now imagine another little creature, armed only with a sharp clinker and a source of light, and fearlessly entering into battle with a terrible spider-like to save the life of the little creature - the main character of the book.
A happy end, of course.
This book has even been screened.

Funny, the first this plot in the twentieth century proposed not Tolkien, but Chukovsky. "Big Brother"

Have you "control+I" pressed now?
What? what? No, of course why not?! to
A "control+z" pressed?
I pressed it, yes.

Q: As for calmness, I, by the way, asked [the chief] how do you manage to be so calm? He looked at me and said, “I’m not calm. I sit down and all the fools are angry.
Q: Do you know how fun it was to sit in meetings?

Q: And what if all the little-successful servants of God are dirty scammers and scammers who exchange real material goods from their followers and parishioners in exchange for some ghost astral plugs?

HH: No, it is a bit of nonsense.

** on the photo a single man in the store on the shelf with the inscription "Condoms"**

This is the winter version.)
Condom for Dubl Penetreishn
Tagged: know-how
I am ?

Recently on the forum read: "I used to facts appeal"
Recalled how one director at a rally told about a former graduate who became a celebrity: "He finished the walls of our school."

I had a case. I decided to buy a new reader.
I started looking at Yandex, what characteristics I needed.
I came across the book "Tesla". The customer reviews are excellent (5 pieces).
My name is associated with a dark Austrian genius.
And the famous electric car "Tesla Motors" is not like China.
I looked at the points of sale, three of them were near "Vasileostrovskaya".
I decided to step down and look with my eyes at the newly discovered technical miracle.
It turned out - points of sale are not physically in nature, in one place there is a sign:
"there is no Tesla here, and there has never been anything that has been plotted?"
For the first time recorded an object that does not actually exist.
Only in the search engine. I never bought the reader.

Is anyone wrong on the internet?

to this:
Playing the Fifth Civilization. His husband founded a religion and called it Atheism.

There are no religions in the fifth chapter. In the fourth they were, but with fixed names. Atheism is not a religion.
A lie per kilogram.

To the fifth zive there is an add-on "Gods and Kings" that adds religion to the game. You can call your religion whatever you want, though Buddhism, though Atheism, though the Great Flying Ass, no matter what the meaning of these words.

Friendship of the Speaker and the Aitishnik

XHH: Vasya, I know the IP comp from which the entrance was made.
How to hack password and email
XX: I remember that some cookies can be pulled out
Tagged: ahahah
Can I hide it?
Theme: Nahua
I will show the messengers.
WOW : WOW
YYY :D
ууу: no, guy, you can not, knowing only the IP, hack the account in the VC
Vashya, I have a recording of your vocal in the original.
Tagged: fucks
WOW: I understood
XHH: So think

If he is not awarded an Oscar, he will apply for Russian citizenship

V. Roteberg "The Triumph of the Unconscious"

The congress was a celebration for all participants (except for the organizers). The exotic opportunity to come to such a congress brought together in one room people who do not often meet with each other. There were leaders of all, often hostile to each other, psychoanalytic schools and directions. Interesting reports exchanged and went into discussions, unfolding in the corridors and cafés.
Discussing all the most difficult problems of the unconscious created the feeling of breaking the blockade right in front of our eyes. And then Professor Ekaterina Shorohova, an orthodox and odious Marxist ideologue from psychology, felt that it was time to defend principles. She stood up on the bench during a round table gathering the leaders of all psychoanalytic schools, and began her speech as follows: “Psychology should deal with the relationship between man and man, man and society and other...sexual problems.”
Synchronous translation into 3 languages, a short pause for understanding – and an explosion of whisper and applause. Everyone was clear – the scientist lady wanted to say – “social problems.” She was calm, but it is the psychoanalysts who know that such reservations are of great importance – behind them are serious and unconscious personal problems. The hall celebrated and unstopped. Shorohova clearly confirmed what she was trying to fight against. The classic reservation has been included in dozens of foreign correspondences about Congress.

How then came from vacation and did not find his ceds at work (who spares), found other similar ones, cords only others, dressed them (also spares), comes a guy, I see in his ceds, presents, I ask: "and where did you get them?" by his explanations I understand that the guy took my ceds and changed the cords so that they do not suspect. Conclusion: I myself do not suspect the guy spheres his cages. Moral: In Russia, the time has arrived when you curb what was curbed from you.

My favorite guitar teacher taught me lifehack how not to make a mistake in a four-way rhythmic pulse. Instead of "RAZ-da-three-four" say "I-di-o-ty".

I’t be me if I didn’t make it into "PI-da-ra-sy".

The main thing now, coming to the class, accidentally not to give it...

I go here in the bus, in front of me is a girl with my mother, a daughter of strength 5 years old, and between them there is this conversation:



Mom, what is an orgasm?

How do you know this word?

The teachers said

This is when your mouth is full and you are fine.

I decided to sell my old nine. I looked at the prices of similar from $ 3-4 thousand. Since my car in perfect condition put out for $3,500, the average price.



A few weeks later a guy calls, offers an exchange for the same color and year of issue nine and as he said, "WITH A GOOD PAY". I didn’t understand anything, but we agreed to meet.



Arrives the next day one in one car like my, except for not significant little things. Approaches, says, "My name is Vasil", I answer "significantly" he did not understand the joke, well okay. Then he begins to tell me how good his car is, how much he loves it, where he visited it (“very important info”) and how much he needs money...so stop!!! “I don’t understand,” I answer. This head says, "Well, I put my own for $5,000, for a year no one has bought, found yours and with your additional payment in 1500-2000 I would change..."



Yes, I stumbled and lost the gift of speech from what was heard. He turned and went to his car. He cried loudly, sprinkling saliva from my ignorance to him. Then when I left, he demanded reimbursement for the spent time and gasoline.



A year later, I remembered the case and looked at the website where his car was still sold for the same $5,000.



P.S I sold my car for 3,200 a week after meeting with the auto business guru

Daughter Playing Minecraft: Dad, I’m Lost!! to
Just die...
Yes, thank you daddy!
This is the modern reality.

Elite housing is usually built by an elite housing company.

A friend in the New Year broke up with a girlfriend. He did it suddenly and irrevocably. To the question of what he was so disturbing, he remained silent. But we didn’t do such things, especially on holidays, when there’s nothing to do. Here is the moment of truth.
In short, she on her corporate, on the go, hit her eyebrows, felt like a great deceiver, came to me, fucked and went home. And I wrote me from a taxi clever essays, such as, sorry I couldn’t stay, my mom would be worried, but you were superb, chmooki-chmooki.
Is this a reason for separation? Do you like to fuck with drunk girls? Do you like girls who sleep at home?
“I don’t like being fucked in Peter while I’m sitting at a workshop in Voronezh for the third day. This is a great reason for me to break up.

The statistician drowned, crossing a river, the average depth of which was only one meter.