X: I am busy. I am the headquarters.
Y: O_O
X: Gotland Eat
and °_o
X: The Head
Aaaahahahahahahah
Y: O_O
X: I’m going to cook!! to

The New Moscow Car Curse
"Let your route change the asphalt 3 times a year!"

No, only three times a year is a blessing.

Dark: The Ways of God... detailed in books on quantum mechanics :)

xxx: How lovely it is: I just discovered that in one tab of the browser I have an article opened "How to persuasively carry nonsense, lie, insult and avoid questions: master class", in the other - correspondence with a foreign partner of our company about delayed reporting, and in the third - my rainbow press release about the growth of investment in the region...

Recently, I noticed that at the end of the lecture the loudest of all shouted "thank you" those students, who all the couple was lying fucking on the table, didn't do the nicotine and waited for when, finally, this shit would end.

XXX is
By the way, you remember the corner of bombs where pipes and garages. Leha has a hard drive of 160 gigs and a book on architecture.

YYYY
Normally
It is wine
It’s almost like Elder Scrolls. Stole and spare in the camp of bombers various useful things
We could have fought for treasures.
Per there was an artefact in the log.

From positive reviews about the store "CityLink":

I bought a flash
One day I got a salary and decided to upgrade the computer. He went to Sitylink, bought a flash for 130 rubles and happily moved home. After reading negative reviews and being in anxious agitation, shaking hands, shedding cold sweat, flashed the flash on the computer, clamped his eyes and counted to 10. I open up the gas and... oh miracle! A working flash! All, waiting for the next salary, I buy a mouse for 200 rubles.

At the Android app competition held in Kazan, the first place was taken by the app "Heat rays", which turns the smartphone into a heater.

Buy 2 iPhones for 75 thousand and instead of boots.

XXX is
Here again
Website for 2 weeks.
calmly
Measured
Hyacinth
Deadline
More done in 3 hours than in the rest of the time.

I travel around Europe by train and bus. Over the head is a red button with a cup of coffee. I pressed. A nice guide immediately brings cappuccino.
He went to the hospital. There is a red button next to the bed. I pressed. A nice nurse brings a cup of coffee.
In a year I will be flying home to Luffy. The red button again. A nice stewardess brings a coffee.
Mercedes bus from Domodedovo. A red button with a cup of coffee.
Whom do you fuck? Hasn’t you cracked for a long time?
and blue! at home!

A grandmother sitting in a crowded tram, riding her grandmother's affairs quietly under her nose, was outraged:
“When will you all rest? As well as in the war, all the trains were empty.”

Why don’t I use an umbrella?
Rain is divided into two types:
Too weak to hide under an umbrella.
Too strong to hide under an umbrella.

Blind everyone with your manicure, because the extract of palladium will make the nails literally sparkle with a voluminous glow.
Read loudly the description of nail lacquer from the catalogue of cosmetics, the dinner husband almost drowned...

On the radio in the car by the edge of the ear he heard a fragment of the dictator’s speech: “Minfin will relentlessly fight...”. I did not find further.

At home, it was only necessary to enter the phrase "Minfin declared war" in the search engine "Yandex", as the computer immediately servicefully threw out a dozen articles with different dates, which start with the words: "Minfin declared war on financial pyramids", "Minfin declared a tax war", "Minfin declared war on offshore", "Minfin declared war on cash", "Minfin offers to plant"... The complete impression that the most peaceful ministry in the world declared war on the whole country and its people.

But if the search engine asks "Minfin won" the computer after a little thought out suddenly issues the same calls for wars and landings.

Adequacy is the ability to silence unnecessary words in time.

Bank manager to client:
- I explain to you once again, we are a bank, our money, so we give loans exclusively on our terms. The owner, so to speak, barin.
The client thought:
and well. Then I want to put money on a deposit. I’m just wondering if you’ll start rubbing me about the conditions now. Money is mine.

“I have two children and I don’t care what they see on the screen.

I also have two children. Today is (i.e. Yesterday) I went with them to the bookstore, where on the shelves were books about murderers, drug addicts, prostitutes, weapons and so on. We passed by the department with magazines, where on the vitrine were coverings with half-naked aunts and shitty headlines. On the street we encountered a drunk mother-mother herd of human-like beings. During the day, the TV was turned on, where on the NTV channel showed a show about how the lover "wiped" the mistress of his husband's mistress for 50k rubles. On another channel showed a movie where there were many bodies and beating women. On the "First" channel showed some series about the war, where many smoked, drank alcohol, killed a girl, and the second had sex with a fascist, then tied him to a chair and tested the password from something. In the meantime, I saw advertisements for condoms and beer. Hm What am I? Oh yeah yes. You need to control the internet, otherwise children will learn badly there.

Who will explain why Zeinalov in Kolomna is planted in one helicopter and pulled from another in Moscow? Even the stripes on the boats are different. Something went wrong?
ууу: The transplant was from the ring to the замоскворецкую line.

A friend (D) delivered a hi-end audio system.
D: After two hours of setting it turned out that we were trying to listen to jpg

Listen, why do Skype messages not always arrive immediately?
Yyy: The NSA does not have time to read. xd