Prayer (23:55:12 14/12/2009)
I think, where do I have a syphonite so around the apartment.. so my joy in the bedroom left the window open...

Anastasia(23:55:33 14/12/2009)
Everything is ventilated.

Anastasia(23:55:40 14/12/2009)
No bacteria

Pasha Suzuki (23:56:14 14/12/2009)
Oh... they were gone... I should have been the next...

In response to:
A woman weighing 140 kg came to the pharmacy and bought her capsules
to burn fat for 1136 rubles, then for two months it
I took two capsules a day. How much did she lose?
__________________________________

1136 rubles and 2 months... =)))

I went out to smoke...somebody’s biting there.
I go out and look at a taxi in the middle of the road, there is an ambulance behind her, and she is bicycling.
The taxi driver is sitting - he is not at work
Then the driver comes out of the ambulance and with the key to 36 somewhere.
hčc: approaches the taxi and the key to the side where he was driving... the glass fuck... takes the driver for the skin pulls to the window and a couple of times with his fist to fuck....chucks cut off or hz what...
The ambulance driver quietly pulls out the driver and takes him to the ambulance.
...
Fuck... now she was driving an ambulance quietly drove a taxi and went on an ambulance.
— — — —
Ambulance drivers should be given pistols, armor vests and the right to shoot the foot of anyone who does not give in to the ambulance.
That they were cooler even to the collectors, because the life of the patient is more important than money.

There is a salary for which you don’t want to work there is a job for which you don’t want to get a salary.

Oh, the pioneer about the submarine and the crab is ahead!
My young family recently had a son. The child's wheelchair, due to the tightness, was kept in the entrance to the venue. And what, the fifth floor of the five-storey house, especially no one disturb. But I got into that wheelchair whipping the ugly courtyard cat.
Once in the morning I rush to work, I knock the cat at the crime scene.
I catch him. Yes, he, the naked man, did not resist. What to do with him next? I put it in my suitcase, I run to the bus stop, near my job - a well-deserved pinch under the ass. He will hardly find the way back. But it won’t disappear – because it’s wild.
The lunch break. I recall a swirling with a builder, carefully prepared by a young wife... This is what coldness a cat must have in order to hide my lunch in the portfolio darkness and the bus dungeon!!! to

A serious authority in politics and the criminal world is dying. At the Gate of Heaven. Peter searches the lists and does not find him there. Extreme indignation of authority:
How many temples have I built! How many monasteries have helped to revive! No is
Maybe so, look closer.
St. Peter searches the list again and does not find it again. In embarrassment he says:
Wait, I am going to myself!
Within two hours he appears with Sam. The Lord closed his eyes and said:
This decision was very difficult for us, but we decided to return you the money!

# I have a repair - bathroom, kitchen corridor and sort one large room,
The headphones are broken, you need to interrupt Jack
he boiled the solder, but on the way home the neighbor asked at the same time on his solder the solder to turn
# came home dive into the bathroom (in an hour guys should come with beer), in the bathroom naturally played with a catch
I wipe out, called the neighbor, type ready or not.
I remember what I wanted, a towel wrapped the solder in my hand
# how much all this on the weight to do problematically I sit on the corks right in the middle of this building
The floor is covered with a canvas, everything is fine, a solder, a canyon, headphones not to hold on your head
# oil: guys with beer come in, I get up from the baskets, the towel falls, in the hands of 2 solder....
# S U K Y B L I... slipped around the apartment min 10, kids fucking

There is a woman in the office, Masha. She borrowed all of her connections in the makeup industry (or as it is right there) and even managed to touch men with recommendations on the right makeup of the face. This is why? Oh well okay. Lunch, the chief of the department comes out of the counters' office, goes out, notices Masha, who today came in a very bright camouflage... makeup - something blue-green-chren-think what. The counter stops at half-step, looks closely at Masha, turns to the corridor and says:
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
The noise is admin. The counter pointing to the male:
Here is!
is exactly?
I tell you!
Meaning is?
The same, only the whole. The counter makes a “rounding movement” with the hands, like the ball shows.
to obey!
Both are out. Masha, whining her ass, climbs to the door and screams:
What did you discuss?
The accountant's voice is heard.
And still still? Masha insists sharply.
A corpse rotting in the swamp!

Forum on Women’s Problems.
Question:The question is, during the day, the guy ends up in my mouth, but the sperm is released very little.Is it something I am doing wrong or is it the characteristics of his body?
Answer: Let it end up in your mouth, if there is more, it means something is wrong with you.

Father Christmas will come and bring you a lullaby.)
FIRE: I will put him in the traps of al "one home")
Nude to Nude 😉
FIRE: enters such a room and I will fly a giant rubber false from the top of his mouth.)
The Fire...
Corvin: I don’t want to say anything.
You are so burning now...

from the Women’s Forum)

I remembered the case in the nursery. The mother-in-law came to the chamber demonstratively in a gasoline bandage and sat down in the corner (it is obvious that the bacillus should not be brought to the child), sat down, wearing white cloth gloves to a bunch. My mom started to get nervous. She had no bandage, she apparently felt damaged. And the mother-in-law sat down, and then lay down on the floor at the door, to check if it does not blow. At that moment, doctors arrived. They saw this picture and asked me, "Why do you, mom, let the sick go to the baby?"

On the demotivators comments to the photo of the girl with the naked back:
I would lick her pilot, and then fuck gently and deeply, and then go out again, and then loose, and then lick until I fell asleep in her wet hot womb.
Have you tried to write porn stories? Do not try. not obtained.

Who doesn’t like the warm December?? to

The cat came and ticked at me. and naive. I have already eaten the chicken.

In Northern Ireland, bankomates are stolen, digging them out of legitimate places with an excavator. In Chelyabinsk, men are harsh.

We have gas in the apartment.
In the morning I took a
We live in Ukraine.
The President of our Pidorac

My mother’s story about my first childhood pearl:
The Winter. February 25 degrees on the street. My mother takes me to kindergarten. A terrible butterfly. Mother through the wind asks me:
Q: Is it cold for you?
I: Unselective drum under the shell
Q: Where are you cold? In the pen? In the feet?
I: * freed from the shirt, with a loud voice * Mama, I am cold in Grishka!

I gave a check in the Russian language, for this it was necessary to write a check and answer the theory.Prepod, naked aunt, tortured me, but did not make a check.
You have a good vocabulary, come next time.
Can I take work with me?
cannot be.
Not " can" and not " can".
...?????! to

Satisfied with the approval of friends =)
Z is. Tatiana Mikhailovna, 2000r for the bill-expensive, so you go through the forest.

Probably - Tomorrow

xxx: News: "AUTOVAZ will produce electric vehicles"
What is the length of the cable?

XXX: I remember here how my mother literally divorced me when I was a child. I feel like a little bitch.)
YYY:)) How did she divorce you?
XXX: I filled out the questionnaire, the girl alone, and my mother wanted to read what I wrote there, but I didn't give her)) I say it's not a secret! She walked, cries, well let me then check the mistakes so that you don't seem like a fool)) well the mistakes to check I gave her >_<
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