xxx: The end of the shelf life of the yogurt means that the bifidobacteria have moved to the side of evil.

KVN 50, "Odessa gentlemen" they remembered... Ah, youth... Here is us, in the past, at the prince-to Kiev, the funny skymorohs at the fairs mixed so laughed. Remember, "child with hryvnia", "what will happen if you put a arrow in the eye", "grandfather on a green car"... Lie in all Kiev, you know.

Secret Materials 5x11 (1998)
Mulder (M), Scalley (C) and three friends (IT) investigate the death of a computer genius.

M may have killed him.
I found this disk in his computer.
IT – what is it?
C is dark.

When I got home, I turned on an emergency call (RNT). The video of the accident is coming. I was stressed in it by the words of the host:" while doctors were fighting for the life of the woman, she received serious injuries";

Oh yeah, yesterday
Q: What have you forgotten?
Wow, was it still?
I’ve gotten up, right?
Here I am a cattle.
HH: No, I didn’t stick at all.
Here I am a cattle.

and 129
Danny Yakovlev
23 December 2010 at 17:33
Posts Tagged ‘how was my day’"
I got stuck in the morning.
Managed to remove the valve from the heating system.
The result is a stream of boiling water in the ass. How I jumped onto the roof through the u-u-zenk outdoors, I don’t remember. He stumbled on top, through the smell of the boiling water - and on the rope...
I lost this dropdown. How – I do not know. Theoretically it is impossible. I have learned)
5 is I spent 1.5 hours looking for a sparkle with mates and a lighthouse.
6. because it became impossible to work - I went to the boss in full. Despite the dry clothes.
I bought a new drop-off. in 15 minutes. I was called and an old woman was found. Now I have two!
8. opened in the metro "chernovik" Lukyanenko. The first phrase: “There are days when things don’t go well.”The lady who stood next to me ran off the escalator from my hook.

I understood what superpowers were.They opened up when I carried a cup of tea at the computer and realized that in a moment I was sneezing. From the door to the comp ~ meter 4. I sneezed. The circle is on the table. No drop is poured. I do not remember how I did it. >_<

Mathematics for Women’s Forum:
I met a guy for 2 years, they loved each other.Delo went to the wedding, I liked him to my parents, all badly, but we never had sex. All just kisses and hugs...And I want sex, I haven’t had sex for 6 months.

Thank you, O nameless herd, thinking only of swelling with the roots and stifling with the bodies.
Thank you, the faceless bead who calls his girls ‘chuvichas’, ‘shalawas’ and ‘chestdried’, whatever the last word means.

Your wives are wonderfully good in bed when they finally meet a normal man.

Thanks to you. Do not change.

Lisi4ka: Sasha, once again you give your boyfriend the keys, I will kill him!
ALEXA: For what? = – O
Lisi4ka: For what?I come home, I think the soup was left, I need to warm it up, at least to eat it humanly, I open the refrigerator - it's ALL full of beer!
AleksA: :-):-) And where is he?
Lisi4ka: I’m asking, Sherch, you didn’t see the pot standing here, where is it?
Alexis: What is it? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: He pulled it out!I’m out! and you know why?Because he had nothing to cook shrimp and because of the pot the beer did not get into the refrigerator!
Lisi4ka: I’m asking you idiot? what am I going to eat? and he’s telling you soup, shrimp, it’s better!
AlexA: Len, okay, today is Friday, we’ll drink beer with shrimp. Do you have soup? It is :-)
Lisi4ka: I... you found each other.

Announced by:

Sold wedding dress 46 size, white, was worn once.

Silence is the only thing of gold that women do not recognize.

How are you going to deal with the problem of the topolish puff?
As with all Russian problems: drinking and complaining.

Dasistfak

Baron Munchausen is shaken by jealousy when he reads the BOR.

My older brother is today.
My parents gave him an iPad.
Then his friends came to him and gave him an iPad.
I have an iPad :happy:

Yes, to my level of intelligence, as to the Egyptian Wall on foot! Oh...

From Rambler:
A cat named Sel, living in the family of Guy and Anna Espozito in Boston, Massachusetts, was summoned to court - the animal was ordered to become a member of the jury, reports Metro.

According to Anna Espozito, the cat paper could have been erroneously issued when analyzing the census application filled by the spouses during the U.S. Census: in the papers they indicated that their family has a cat Sall. The pet Espozito was taken to the special county "home animals", but probably in the court instance did not notice this and considered Sela a full member of the family.

Sel's owners tried to explain to the city's judicial authorities that Sel is a cat, therefore, does not speak English, and therefore can not take part in the meeting, but no results were given. According to the official website of the Massachusetts judicial system, a member of the jury is not obliged to speak English perfectly.

Now Sally will have to go to a meeting with her mistress. The hearing in the case, during which the cat will become a member of the jury, will be held on March 23, 2011. The essence of the case in which the cat passes through the jury is not disclosed.

In general, I went to pay WoW through webmoney I deposit 10 rubles and see:
Deposit of money: 10 rubles
Commissions: 10 rubles
Deposit amount: 0 rubles

Where is that delay? I have already been in the traffic jams!
Lenin is worth it!
xxx: even at such moments he laughs? ?
......
xxx: no, wait, I'm a puppy, I see him at the monument rubs xDDD

Madness is when on Monday you go into the bus, working hard with your elbows, and after a few seconds you realize that the bus is empty, there is no one at the stop, you are in bed and today is Saturday.