They themselves need, the entire delegation headed by the chief fire carrier from the lighter from Jerusalem to Moscow Yakunin, to be held accountable for insulting the feelings of believers, turning Christianity into a show of fools.

I remembered! The show of fools in Christianity began from the time of the great schism, if not earlier.

A read theory:

Here are all such, fox, erudited, counted, but during the fight about red shorts for some reason no one remembered Green.

Because, unlike women's pants and family pants, red circus trousers are very far from sailing.
Z is. Be in the underwear store, look at this crochet crochet nearby

Comment on the news "The driver of the Maserati burned in Moscow could not cope with the driving":
When the entirely selling judicial system of the occupation administration refuses to deliver justice on Soviet territory, justice has to be delivered on concrete pillars erected by Soviet people.

Pickup after 40:

I photographed the girl here, she was walking with her grandson.

A woman who works at the factory came to us today. She had to solve two issues:

1st Find out if there is no programming vacancy for her son, who defends his diploma in the summer

2nd Wouldn't any of the programmers write a program for this son's diploma, or he can't.



I wonder in her head these two requests caused no conflict?

The year 2007. The client brings a computer with the diagnosis "no image", we write out documents.

The computer works with our test video card, its video card works with us, we diagnose the replacement of the platform... we can not call the client... time passes... I "pump", I remember that system and now I understand that it is the crash of the northern bridge, I warm - AND EXACTLY! His video card has earned!

Call the customer - "the subscriber is not registered".

System blocks in the warehouse.

Here is 2011. A man comes with a document from 2007 to take the system unit from repair... The next day it is delivered from the warehouse, given at the price of diagnosis, still works until the time, the customer understands that it is necessary to change the platform...

And what happened? If it’s not a secret, why didn’t it take so long?

Yes, guys... I was suddenly taken to the army! And then there was no time. :)

From the phone review:
"I was delighted by a huge dynamic. He is very loud!by 111
When the phone first turned on, he issued a greeting melody. The cat sleeping in the hallway went out the window. Where did he find the window in the corridor – the question."

Comment on the test on the "motor", where you need to guess the car by the sound of the engine.

XH: 5 out of 10. I will try the sound tomorrow.

Astronomy will return to Russian schools
Teaching astronomy in schools will be without specific formulas.

and relax. Everything will be simple – the earth will be flat, the sky will be hard... Nothing extra.

I remember a story that was a few years ago.
The student begins her report and says literally the following:
As the great Russian poet Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy wrote.
Guess it, I say. Have you read Tolstoy’s poems?
Oh yes! - she cries out with the traditional student intonation "how could I forget" and begins again:
As the great Russian poet and writer Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy wrote.

That’s why 15 minutes is the maximum for a unsuccessful date. Would you have to say what you think about your lost time?

No, you should have read to the end what you respond to so angrily. The girl did not demand "to get married once came on a date". She would just like to read the neutral "sorry, you’re not in my taste" BEFORE a man who didn’t appreciate her started putting her on blacklists.

There sits such a b-g and thinks: Let me make this guy unbelieving and with a sense of humor, and if he will not believe in me or joke about me, to his hell!

(In the community about BADs and spices, a picture of a dried octopus in spices has been placed)
...
Xx: Look at how it came out!
Yy: Xx, hide the picture under the floor.
Xx Why? My image does not violate the rules of the community!
Yy: She is disgusting.
Zz: Yy, you have a rat on your uzerpike.

In the Moscow Komsomolce, there are only a few idiots.

This was clear for a long time, but today they have surpassed themselves:

Today at 12-20

The US and DPRK are ready to “punish” North Koreans in the event of provocations.

I come home in the woods. I start to dress up, make a lot of noise and quietly rejoice that I live alone. I whisper from the soul! Loud and matte.
Remember the anecdotes that nothing is as scary as in an empty apartment to hear "Be healthy"? So I heard... I trembled instantly, put off the brick... But it was just a friend who lives with me because of the repair. Which I woke up with. And what I forgot about ((

Talk about straws.
I had enough to feed them.
Was it dropped?
Yes, it was ambiguous...
Just think in the eyes of a chicken.
Zzz: Struts have more eyes than their brains. What do you want from them?
WOW: Well they may have as computing computers in the video card passes.

What is Lentach?
Another youth publication.
I would ask what a publicity is, but I fear it will raise more questions.
- Publique, this is a reduction in the name of Pablo (Picasso)
Maybe Pablo or Picasso. And Publique is definitely Frozen.
And Morozov is the USSR.
I wonder what the USSR is.

People often have their ears open only for what they want to hear.

Preamble in the form of an anecdote: From tomorrow you will be reduced salary! Working hours will be increased! Every tenth will be hanged. (Applause, question: “Do you bring your rope or will the trade union provide it?”)

A year or two ago. Strong accountant consultant (consultant for pleasure and development-working). A woman of pre-retirement age comes to choose a tax system to register her beloved as an IP for the trade in confectionery snacks. The next dialogue, not literally:
Bush: What would you want?
Register as an individual entrepreneur and decide on the tax system.
Have you worked in trade before?
Woman: Yes, I have been selling candy and candy snacks for many years. I rent a room in a network store of 15 m2, vitrine, cubes. (On the outskirts of the city)
In other words, do you work as a salesman for someone?
Woman: No, in the sense of itself. One in one face.
As an IP or Jur. The face?
No, not without registration.
How did you conclude a contract with the tenant?
The woman: No way. I count in cash.
But what about checks?
No one has ever checked.
Why did you need to register now if you have been running a business without registration for many years?
Women: - But now there is so much talk about entrepreneurs everywhere and that they will help them.
Bush: That is, you have been working for many years, trading, no one checks you, no interest in you and you decided to formalize?
The woman: Yes.
Bush: By law, the fine for illegal business activities is 500 rubles... Woman, go away, go and work on quietly.

Life is not sugar. Everyone has difficult times, there is a lack of money. But we do not complain! We survive as we can. Everyone in the family works. I make home soap, it is eager to buy. A man crafts easy furniture for sale. For example, taburets are in demand.
“Well, and your children, should you think, are they wearing ropes?”