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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81648
 18.05.2013
Comment on the social network to the photo of the dog of the breed Tibetan Mastiff:

xxx: Imagine what will happen if this tuzi approaches you on the street and pulls around :-D
Yyy: He won’t even laugh, he’ll just come and calmly start eating you.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81647
 18.05.2013
Comments on the website to the broadcast "The Eagle " on the topic "London"

HHH
I’m going to go to London for a moment and I’m going to study.

YYYY
Are you studying Russian?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81646
 18.05.2013
Yesterday I watched a tough anal porew for two hours. I still cannot leave.( by
Forgive me, Naomi?
Olya: Has anyone been upset?
Are there Negroes?
WOW: Well, I couldn’t imagine that a regular match would turn into that.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81645
 18.05.2013
xxx> In Sweden, a man died after having sex with a wheat nest
yyy> Darwin Prize
xxx and xxx
yyy> how could this idea come to mind?
xxx> probably he just didn't have anything to get on Instagram or Twitter

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81644
 18.05.2013
And you noticed that after Valuev appeared in the state Duma, Zhirinovsky stopped fighting there.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81643
 18.05.2013
eji: Habr as everywhere pleases:

Until today, I could not imagine that the search query "cat in shark suit, riding a roomba robot vacuum cleaner, chasing a duck" could return at least any results.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81642
 18.05.2013
Comments for 150,000. The rub.by :
There are the richest people in Russia. At 15,000 in the regions take mortgage under 18% of the annual, cars are bought twice as expensive as in the West. Life in Europe is boring. Well what drive, take a mortgage for 50 years at 3.5% per annum with a loan of 4000 euros?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81641
 18.05.2013
Why did you come so early?
The Imaginary Girl Woke Up

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81640
 18.05.2013
The xxx:
Modern art is a gesture.
Jan Xin brought a fun installation with him. A table decorated with a white counter, on the table silver instruments lying on the side and 7 wooden dildoes of different lengths and shapes. A young man with a wreath of feathers carefully and carefully cleans the devices from dust. You can observe performance on Tuesday and Friday from 17:00 to 20:00 and Saturday-Sunday from 16:00 to 19:00.

YYYY :
that is, if I have a cupboard, catch and lubricant at the same time on the table at home - is there an installation?

The xxx:
Formally yes
But for the completeness of the picture, the cat and lubricant must be in the teak.
And it will symbolize that each person makes his own recipe for happiness, consisting of fleshly and platonic pleasures.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81639
 18.05.2013
You need to buy an old truck, put a bed, a closet, a bio-toilet inside, generally make a house on wheels and start doing wild dartism.
I am so dumb :D
It is tourism!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81638
 18.05.2013
Vin Diesel shared with journalists new details about the upcoming Seventh Fortress, which will be the beginning of a new trilogy:

Q: How many seasons will there be?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №81637
 18.05.2013
We go down the street with a little, in front of us, a man comes out of the car's cap and accidentally smells some heavy tool on his foot.
A man, looking straight at my child, crampfully pressing his mother:
W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W!
The child is sympathetic.
to fucking?
by Ash

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №81636
 18.05.2013
xxx: gave a nice piece of Chinese, washed, but the smell remained, not like ((
YYY: What is the composition?
XXX is all stupid (
YYY: Is it hard to say?
30 percent of some hieroglyphs, 70 percent of others
yyy: clearly )

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81635
 18.05.2013

Nomeron: Our physics teacher always said, “The thermometer shows only one temperature – its own.” With Chinese technology, the phrase acquires a new meaning.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81634
 18.05.2013
Avokado: My girlfriend works in the bank... I sit at work, and I get a text message from her, the following content: “Now everyone was crying, the security officer asked which way to turn the text of the paper when you insert it into the scraper?”

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81633
 18.05.2013
I was in a man’s community!!! to
YYY: The Gang Bang?
No, it was not (unfortunately)
They are all very educated.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81632
 18.05.2013
What do you know about "reworked"
xxx: I somehow, going to bed, before falling asleep the record in the fumigator smelt on it thermopasts

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81631
 18.05.2013
Typical conversation in the jury:
Client: Why did you include the clause of liability for damage in our contract? We will only inspect your device with your eyes for malfunction and remove the indication!
I (stolenly): That is to say, only for the "eye", do you want a bunch of babies with us every month?
The silence.
I:... Or will you still check for the malfunction of the pen and even screw up something?
Customer (darkly): with handcuffs...
Here are the bats!

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