xxx: today in the elevator saw a remarkable inscription "where there was a planetarium"
I think for a long time

Why are you drunk before the plane?
I am afraid to fly.
You have always loved to fly!? to
- Yes, but the argument "I like to bump" is not all perceived correctly.

Today there was a report in the news that our, plus the list of Dima Yakovlev, made the list of Guantanamo.
Reporter: "Well, for the time being Russia and America are measuring the lists..."
You will not say more accurately.

XXX: Are you aware of the new anti-alcohol legislation?
xxx: the shorter we have a store in the city, and its owner like a chip, installed there type of bar - new shelves under the color of a tree for strong drinks, a small bar stand, next to all kinds of glasses, tubes, etc., hanging a certificate or permission to trade strong alcoholic beverages with 22, and by the way this store still remained ordinary food.
xxx: so, I’m standing there, and he approaches the vendor, says, “Give me a bottle of Cooler.” What the seller answers: "Beer is not possible, you can only vodka or cognac". Here I notice another paper, which says that the sale of beer is prohibited from 22 to 12. You can’t drink beer, but vodka!! to
XXX: I love my country.

It’s a pity that there’s no button here:"It’s funny, of course, but how can you be so stupid"!

In an anonymous chat:

Stranger: Where are you from?
You: hmhm
You: I let you guess
You: Country of
You: Snow
You: Cold
You: Bears
You: and
Tagged: vodka
You =D
Is it Russian?
You: Finger
You =D

Tarakans in women’s heads were invented by men...to actively push their little ones.

About the film:
The events will take place in ancient feudal China. The film tells the story of a black carpenter.

Our children will be sure that blacks lived in medieval Europe and ancient China.
I hate tolerance.

I saw a couple talking:
He: You know, dear, I sometimes think that you know how to think before you do it!
She: Lovely, but I don’t have him.
It seems that this is the whole problem...

found in space. Not my own:

Grammatics should be taught in school. Then it is late. What can you talk about with a person who, having a maturity certificate on his hands, writes “to try”, “to struggle” and “coordinate”? Who is wrong in “-se” and “-se”? What, besides the crying stupidity, prevents him, by writing a verb, from mentally asking himself the question “what to do?” or “what to do”?
No, it is not snobism, because language is not a thing, not a personal quality, not a property, and not a way to rise above others. Language is another means of understanding the world, like vision or hearing. Why do people who have no intention of depriving themselves of sight consciously deprive themselves of their tongue? Why do we write correctly when we are not in the exam? Why, standing in the morning in front of the mirror, nobody thinks “I wear a tricycle, we are not at a fashion show” or “I will not brush my teeth, we are not at a competition for fresh breath”?... Why people who don’t think of depriving themselves of hearing, calmly say “shake the heart”? Where did they hear the heartbeat? In which books have you read about him?
It’s ridiculous to justify “because I know physics, and you?” Language is not a profession. It is a means of communication. For physicists, mathematicians, linguists, artists, miners, tocars. Per the only reliable means of communication with the world."

Yes, the position in which I sleep, not even in the camasutra!

“We were petting with a girl... I was in cowards, and she was in pants and pants... Soon there was a seed eruption... Then they noticed that her nails were wet... Tell me if she could get pregnant?”

Is the youth dumb or am I an experienced old pearl?

22:15 we go out of the guests, the six-year-old daughter asks to come and play. I say it can’t, late and in general, she has to sleep. He breathed and said, “Yes, it’s time to sleep, and I’m all guests.”

Have you heard of Stallions?
YYY: No
YYY: What is a cocoon?
In every package there was a piece of fanery.
XXX: The Quadrant
XXX: I don’t know why.
xxx: and when assembling it turned out that these shelves can not be assembled, if you do not crack the hammer from the whole shelf.
xxx: and here it is shaded that the squares are put in to fuck under the hammer
YYY: "If the details do not fit together, hurt them with a hammer. In order not to damage the paint coating, use the piece of fence incorporated in the set"

Correspondence of two students:

XXX: Hello
XXX: What kind of group do you have?
Yyy: 3 negative, and what?

Mania is
If I fall between the rails, I won’t get electricity, right?
by 18:28:44

Vitaly
There is no electricity, but there is a train.
by 18:29:18

I: And I was always thrown first by the girls.
Girlfriend: Is it so?
I go because I am a fool.
I: But you know it too early.

Comments on Terminator 5 Story:
Will Terminator operate on Win 8 or Android?
yyy: I don’t know this, but the cards are exactly from Apple!)))

Sarah Connor – Sarah Connor
No is!
Sorry, but in which country am I?

Why are astronauts in Russia and astronauts in America?
WOW: I dare assume that astronauts are flying into space))
Astronauts are in the astral.
That’s how they first came to the moon.

Send the doctor in painting to paint, he will drop you and draw.